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Friday, August 2, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: Ain't No Thief Like a Rhubarb Thief

Posted by on Fri, Aug 2, 2013 at 12:30 PM

I just came from a vacation in the Midwest. My mom used to have a neighbor who talked JUST like this (it takes about 4,578,234 cigarettes). AUDIO NSFW. Also do not watch if words and phrases like "bitch" "honey bun" "fucking lezzie" and/or "Pinocchio nose" personally offend you.

Read the whole brilliant transcript on NYMag.com!

Monday, July 22, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: Let's Play Who's The Bigger Asshole!

Posted by on Mon, Jul 22, 2013 at 12:30 PM

Via Uproxx

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Friday, July 19, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: Holy Frickin' Grandmas

Posted by on Fri, Jul 19, 2013 at 12:30 PM

Y'know what's better than a woman surfing in high heels? Your Grandma going into a music shop in Wisconsin, and schooling ERRRY'BODY. Dag, G-Ma!

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: High Heels and... SURFING?

Posted by on Thu, Jul 18, 2013 at 12:31 PM

Damn, these women = BAD ASS! I can barely walk in anything but a 2" wedge...

Also ladies, did you know you can take surfing lessons in Ballard? It's true!

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Jherek Bischoff and David Byrne's Video for "Eyes"

Posted by on Tue, Jul 9, 2013 at 1:33 PM

Hey look! It's Jherek Bischoff, Genius finalist. WITH DAVID BYRNE. This is a brand new video for the "Eyes," the second track on Jherek's 2012 album Composed. I had no idea Jherek had such great eyelashes.

Want to meet Jherek and the other Genius finalists, listen to them present their music, and then talk about it? With drinks? At the Frye? Come to The Stranger's Night of Music Genius on July 24! Click here for details.

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Lunchtime Quickie: David Hasselhoff Is Still Doing That David Hasselhoff Thing

Posted by on Tue, Jul 9, 2013 at 12:29 PM

Is this the weirdest commercial for cheap iced coffee ever made? And can someone please make a gif of his wave-runner-dolphin-kiss?

h/t Sarah!

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: Well, There's More Than One Way to Teach a Baby a Thing

Posted by on Tue, Jul 2, 2013 at 12:15 PM

"Swim to the stairs... go, go, go!" JUST WOW, BABY GIRL. Just wow.

h/t Michael!

Friday, June 21, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: Today In Nightmares

Posted by on Fri, Jun 21, 2013 at 12:30 PM

If you are even the tiniest bit afraid of snakes, DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO.

h/t Scary Tyler Moore!

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Monday, June 17, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: Today In Witches

Posted by on Mon, Jun 17, 2013 at 12:01 PM

Don't mess with Texas [witches]. I love her husband Charles in this video when he says: ""She's my hero. I'll take her anywhere. I'll take her anywhere twice on Sunday..."

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: Florida Woman Has Garbage Mouth in a Dunkin' Donuts and Records the Whole Thing...

Posted by on Wed, Jun 12, 2013 at 12:30 PM

Maybe we live in a world with a little too much social media? Girl, I think you just blew *YOURSELF* up on the internet, instead of any of those poor, polite donut employees. Enjoy your Coolatta!

“This shit’s about to go live, bitch. Right on Facebook,” Chapman announces. “‘Cause I already posted what your dumb ass did last night. So I hope you’re happy with your little fucking sand nigger self. Cause I’m about to nuke your whole fucking planet from Mars. You think ya’ll are tough big fat Arabs bombin’ the Trade Center? I’ll show you tough.” —Taylor Chapman, Fort Lauderdale, FL

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: News Anchor vs. Weather Forecaster

Posted by on Wed, Jun 5, 2013 at 12:30 PM

I think, maybe, they don't like each other so much?

h/t Sarah!

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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: Prancercise With Joanna

Posted by on Tue, Jun 4, 2013 at 12:35 PM

I know this is sooooo last week, but summer is here people. Let Joanna, one of Florida's finest, prance you into fitness (insert horse whinny sound here).

h/t to Resso!

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: But Art is About Process, Not Product...

Posted by on Thu, May 23, 2013 at 12:15 PM

I love this girl. I always wanted to to this in art-school. She did it though. Good times start at the 1:30 mark.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: Ahmed Angel Is Planet?

Posted by on Wed, May 15, 2013 at 12:35 PM

Can someone explain why Ahmed Angel is suddenly planet? I am confused! Also, get a load of this guy. He paid a wizard $500 to make him invisible. Doesn't he know, being invisible doesn't make him planet?

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: The Pomeranian and the Sausage

Posted by on Tue, May 14, 2013 at 12:31 PM

Do you ever feel like this sums up your whole life? Yeah, me too.

Monday, May 6, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: Students Suspended for Twerking?!

Posted by on Mon, May 6, 2013 at 12:39 PM

Does a twerking really warrant a suspension from school? [Don't] shake what your mama' gave ya!

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: Old People FTW

Posted by on Thu, Apr 25, 2013 at 12:33 PM

I love seniors. There's nothing wrong with "dog face down" nor being "a slot."

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: Kid Steals Car to Avoid Church

Posted by on Wed, Apr 24, 2013 at 12:30 PM

Impressive run to the house, little dude!

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: Fifty Shades of Popeyes Chicken?

Posted by on Wed, Apr 10, 2013 at 12:31 PM

Holy crap. Has she ever actually eaten Popeyes chicken? I could *maybe* believe this, had she said Ezell's...

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: The Bee Queen?

Posted by on Tue, Apr 9, 2013 at 11:52 AM

This lady wants to be the Queen of Bees. I say, OKAY! You win! Also, how in the F, is she not getting stung? Is there a trick? My hands are sweating.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: You Deserve a Break Today

Posted by on Wed, Mar 27, 2013 at 12:30 PM

There's a lot of stress in the world. And there's also THIS...

Monday, March 25, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: Free Pussy Riot (From Brassiere Commercials)

Posted by on Mon, Mar 25, 2013 at 12:30 PM

German lingerie company Blush just released this commercial on the one year anniversary of Pussy Riot's Russian protests. But did German lingerie company ever ask Pussy Riot, both the imprisoned and free, if THEY wanted their powerful image used to sell expensive push-up bras? Hmm...

Watch Pussy Riot's latest interview on CBS's '60 Minutes' on Lineout.

Friday, March 22, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: Cute Or Disgusting?

Posted by on Fri, Mar 22, 2013 at 12:39 PM

"No harm, so cute!" or... "Gag! That dog was probably just licking his balls."

H/t to Sarah!

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Friday, March 15, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: And Now, A Report From FOX News Connec-TIT-cut

Posted by on Fri, Mar 15, 2013 at 12:03 PM

And be sure to watch the evening news, at tit, I mean ten...

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: All This Talk Of Popes

Posted by on Thu, Mar 14, 2013 at 12:27 PM

But all I can think about is this...

H/t to Scary Tyler Moore!

Monday, March 11, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: Hey, Faggot?

Posted by on Mon, Mar 11, 2013 at 12:25 PM

Oh man, I love this guy. Go, Turtle, go!

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Lunchtime Quickie: YES or NO?

Posted by on Thu, Mar 7, 2013 at 12:30 PM

Do we really need these? Maybe we do. A Kickstarter-esque funding campaign is happening. No, seriously.

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