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Thursday, September 27, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: "Thees Mahn Does Not Geev A Fuqq!"

Posted by Kelly O on Thu, Sep 27, 2012 at 12:02 PM

I don't know what's crazier, the original (after the jump) or this guy's response video. HOOOOOOOOOOOOO my gaaad = DINOSAUR BALLS!

h/t to Dave Segal!

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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Lip Reading, The Hunger Games Edition

Posted by Kelly O on Tue, Sep 25, 2012 at 12:15 PM

It got me at "do something fruity"...

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Friday, September 21, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: It's A Girl!

Posted by Kelly O on Fri, Sep 21, 2012 at 12:30 PM

via YouTube:

Born September 18, 2012. It's the first baby for proud dolphin mom, 12-year-old Keo. Dolphin Quest trainers were in the water during the dolphin birth to observe and comfort the new dolphin mom. Dolphins Pele (the new baby's grandmother) and Noelani (the baby's aunt) were also in the Dolphin Quest lagoon to keep Keo company.

It thinks it's people.

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Thursday, September 20, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: I Love Jews, I Mean, OLIVE JUICE

Posted by Kelly O on Thu, Sep 20, 2012 at 12:41 PM

Behold: Tis glorious! (And confusing.)

Video by COUSINS.

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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Even A Baby Can Smell An Assh*le

Posted by Kelly O on Wed, Sep 19, 2012 at 12:30 PM

Nobody, I mean nobody, likes to be called "farm kid" and then taunted with an Einstein joke. Nice work, Dan...

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Thursday, September 13, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: And Now, The BEST Public Transporation Commercial Ever

Posted by Kelly O on Thu, Sep 13, 2012 at 12:15 PM

When the bus 'whips a shitty at the 1:05 mark, I get goose bumps. Hot dog!

h/t to Slogger Gale W!

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Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Who's Your Daddy?

Posted by Kelly O on Wed, Sep 12, 2012 at 12:30 PM

So, you could have American parents, rich ones, like Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson (LOOK: BABY BIKINI!) Or you could have THIS guy as your Dad...

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Monday, September 10, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: These Jehovah's Witnesses Really Want Deaf People To Stop Masturbating?

Posted by Kelly O on Mon, Sep 10, 2012 at 12:05 PM

I'm so happy the internet exists.

*Original video was taken down. I've replaced it with some GANGNAM STYLE. Everything's better with Gangnam.

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Friday, September 7, 2012

Video of the Day / The Weather Lunchtime Quickie: Go Outside And Play In The Sun!

Posted by Kelly O on Fri, Sep 7, 2012 at 12:05 PM

And don't forget your dog. Man, I love this dog, Chester. [Re]watch, and learn.

H/T to slogger TV Dinner!

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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Let's Go Shopping! With Little Penguins, Waxie Moon, Marya Sea Kaminski, Sarah Rudinoff and Polly Wood!

Posted by Kelly O on Wed, Sep 5, 2012 at 12:30 PM

Check this new local video, with cameos by all these local superstars! It's directed by Wes Hurley, filmed at Pretty Parlor, and features a song by the Little Penguins. You should also see Hurley's feature film, Waxie Moon in Fallen Jewel. And while you're at it, you should check out the original Waxie Moon film, now on DVD. Oh, how this makes me love Seattle...

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Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Parenting Issues / Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Koreans Make The Best Toys

Posted by Kelly O on Tue, Sep 4, 2012 at 12:10 PM

If I had any kids, girls or boys, I would buy them a Kong Suni Fart Master Doll. I might even buy them two!

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Thursday, August 30, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: TWINS!

Posted by Kelly O on Thu, Aug 30, 2012 at 12:30 PM

And now... a normal, crazy-cute video that has nothing to do with pro-rapey Republicans...

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Monday, August 27, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: True Or False: This Man Is NOT A "Looner"

Posted by Kelly O on Mon, Aug 27, 2012 at 12:32 PM

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Friday, August 24, 2012

Cats / Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Acro-Cats!

Posted by Kelly O on Fri, Aug 24, 2012 at 12:30 PM

Hey y'all. This is happening, this weekend, through September 1st. I'm not even joking. TICKETS!

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Thursday, August 23, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Russia Still Winning The "Fight Boredom" Olympics

Posted by Kelly O on Thu, Aug 23, 2012 at 12:31 PM

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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Today In Booty Boobies

Posted by Kelly O on Wed, Aug 22, 2012 at 12:04 PM

Hawt! Go, Toyota!

H/t to Slogger Micky Mouse! Also, more in ~~boobie~~ booty, tonight, in Seattle, with Nicky Da B.

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Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Today In Cabbage

Posted by Kelly O on Wed, Aug 15, 2012 at 12:15 PM

I once had a cat who loved iceberg lettuce, but this is too much!

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Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Erektion Verbergen

Posted by Kelly O on Tue, Aug 14, 2012 at 12:30 PM

In einer KI.KA-Sendung erklärt Ralph Caspers, wie Erektionen in der Öffentlichkeit leicht verborgen werden können.

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Friday, August 10, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Russian Indie Olympic Games

Posted by Kelly O on Fri, Aug 10, 2012 at 12:30 PM

This video makes my hands sweat. Meet ~~crazy~~ fearless Russian, "Mustang."

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Thursday, August 9, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Re: What Is The Learning Channel Trying To Teach Us?

Posted by Kelly O on Thu, Aug 9, 2012 at 12:05 PM

Now meet Abby & Brittany, new on "The Leering Channel"...

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Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: $2000 Is Not Enough To Get Someone Whacked

Posted by Kelly O on Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 12:15 PM

Please make a note of it.

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Tuesday, August 7, 2012

TV / Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: What Is The Learning Channel Trying To Teach Us?

Posted by Kelly O on Tue, Aug 7, 2012 at 12:30 PM

Well, here it is. The reality show about Alana "Honey Boo Boo," child pageant star. It premieres tomorrow night, 10 pm.

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Monday, August 6, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Well, Lookit THIS Anti-Gay Marriage Protest

Posted by Kelly O on Mon, Aug 6, 2012 at 12:10 PM

Just wow, dude.

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Friday, August 3, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Ice Cream?

Posted by Kelly O on Fri, Aug 3, 2012 at 12:10 PM

It's going to be HOT in Seattle this weekend. Maybe you'll want to eat some ice cream! Or maybe YOU WON'T, after watching these two spots from Little Baby's of Philadelphia... [SCREAM]

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Thursday, August 2, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Octomom Will Borrow You The Money(?)

Posted by Kelly O on Thu, Aug 2, 2012 at 12:30 PM

Who better to borrow money from, than Nadya “Octomom” Suleman—mother of 14 kids (including the octuplets)? Or if you feel "bad" borrowing money from her, you could just buy her porn DVD Octomom: Home Alone instead. There's options. She makes a NW appearance on Friday, at the Tacoma Castle Megastore.

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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Meet The Republican's New Secret Weapon

Posted by Kelly O on Tue, Jul 31, 2012 at 12:30 PM

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Monday, July 30, 2012

Cats / Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Um, Nothing To See Here...

Posted by Kelly O on Mon, Jul 30, 2012 at 12:30 PM

... just doing a little shopping.

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Friday, July 27, 2012

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: I Still Believe Happy Little Clouds

Posted by Kelly O on Fri, Jul 27, 2012 at 11:55 AM

Dammit. I'm not usually one to get ga-ga over auto-tuning, but this Mr. Rogers song really got to me. And now PBS presents the Mighty Afro-d one. I BELIEVE.