
Dear Hollywood: I'm sorry you've run out of ideas for films. I know this was a novel first, but still... (Sigh).
The real-life figure Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States (1861—1865), is fictionally portrayed in the novel and the film as having a secret identity as a vampire hunter. Benjamin Walker stars as Lincoln. Filming began in Louisiana in March 2011, and the film is being produced in 3D.
Girl, you have that white wine spritzer... shoo, HAVE TWO!
This episode of BBC's "Panorama" is so good I can hardly stand it.
... maybe this interviewing-students-on-video trend should just stop. And maybe it should stop with this guy in black face at Brigham Young University?
Well, hello 20-inch waist. Also, Karl, you should really learn to keep your yapper shut sometimes.
Sometimes I'm proud to be a Michigan native. Other times, eh, not so much. Nice yellow shirt. Oh, and great graphic design...
Sorry to ruin your sunny Friday lunch. Get more depressed here.
What's the real meaning of today, anyway? Is it Spring? Is Bill Murray really God? Are blueberry waffles really on special?
Shut up, Melissa... Just enjoy your crazy mom.
New Fear Factor episode may be cancelled. Here's the video. Is NBC overreacting?
h/t Scary Tyler Moore
And her cosmetic surgeon's suggestion is to “pass legislation that everybody should have a breast prosthesis.” Hold the frickin' phone. Isn't this the complete opposite of Cynthia Jean Gillig-Stone?
He doesn't even skip a beat when he has to take a drink of water at the 3:02 mark. PRAISE JESUS!
Let's go to the beach!
....when the snow was still fun? Here's a video of sledding on Denny Hill and "cross country skiing" in Volunteer Park, video by Austin Goldberg. And then there's this filmed by Brian Behrens: city-boarding!
Oh also, today's reality. Seattle Mayor Mike McGinn shows you how to clean a storm drain with a shovel. Video filmed by McGinn's 12 year old son, outside of their house in Greenwood.
Well, meet Purity Bear! This is NOT a parody.
From the classics bin—and from my home state of Michigan: Land Of A Million Snow Plows*.
*I used to date a snow plow driver nicknamed Pumpkin Head. He would have cleaned up this silly Seattle mess about three or four hours ago.
McMouse-Wich? McMouse Deluxe with Cheese? A 3-Piece McRabies Extra Value Meal? Mmm-mm-'Merica!
Sorry for the late pass, but tulibu dibu douchoo anyway.
I'd like mine with mushrooms, pepperoni, cheese, and one hit of acid...
Really?! A "safety" issue? This boy is "dangerous"?
Oh hey, look. AXE Body Spray has new products for women! The smell will make you feel like, um, an anarchist! Or maybe a street cop that can't keep her clothes on, or do her job! I bet it smells like success...
Lunchtime Quickie is back after a two week stint of overeating, non-stop cable TV, and never sitting upright on Mom's couch. Have you watched much TV lately? 2012 and The End Of Days is coming. And little Alana, from TLC's “Toddlers & Tiaras” is living proof:
You can't do that to your little sister, especially this time of year. Jeez.
Filmed at the world's only sloth orphanage in Costa Rica...
h/t to Greg!
Hush, little baby, hush.