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Monday, August 11, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: "Couple Falls to Their Death Taking a Selfie"

Posted by on Mon, Aug 11, 2014 at 12:15 PM

Dear World: Stop taking so many selfies. Love, Kelly O

Friday, August 8, 2014


Thursday, August 7, 2014

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: Shut Up, You Big Dummy Devil!

Posted by on Tue, Aug 5, 2014 at 12:01 PM

Is Satan always yap-yap-yappin' in your ear? He really is a big mouth jerk. But hey, now, THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT! With this new smartphone app, you can make that ole' "twisted serpent" Leviathan (Isaiah 27:1), finally drink a cup of SHUT THE HELL UP. No, really! Take it away, Kyle:

  • Kelly O

Via Christian Nightmares. Bonus pic of a satanic Juggalo. You're welcome!

Friday, August 1, 2014

Swedish Duo Roll the Dice Releases a Stunning Video to Accompany an Epic Song

Posted by on Fri, Aug 1, 2014 at 2:12 PM

  • The Leaf Label
Swedish electronic duo Roll the Dice returns in bigger and bolder form on Until Silence, their third full-length, and the look suits them well (I wrote about their second, In Dust, in this post).

Their music is still spare and minimalist, but Malcolm Pardon and Peder Mannerfelt are moving in a darker direction here. If their previous tracks played like scores to experimental short films, the new record suggests that they're ready to provide soundtracks for widescreen epics with extended battle sequences.

It's the pounding percussion on "Assembly," the second selection, that lends the proceedings a martial feel, though I don't know whether they used live drums, a triggered effect, or a manipulated sample*—and I suspect they may have imbibed a little Led Zeppelin and a lot of Apocalypse Now while constructing the composition, because I hear echoes of "Kashmir" mixed with the muted clatter of a circling helicopter.

* Probably the former (live drums) as the album features a 26-piece orchestra.

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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: Damn, Cats! What Will They Figure Out How to Do Next?

Posted by on Wed, Jul 30, 2014 at 12:30 PM

Look at this damn cat. What's next? Using a can opener? Stealing my breath when I sleep?

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Friday, June 27, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: Trans Artist Zackary Drucker's "FISH: A Matrilineage of Cunty White-Woman Realness"

Posted by on Fri, Jun 27, 2014 at 11:50 AM

FISH: A Matrilineage of Cunty White-Woman Realness is an extension of a life-long feminist dialogue with my mother. Utilizing a coded language of contemporary and historical queer vernacular, the syncopated language is a conduit between the second-wave and the new-wave/future. The intergenerational dialogue addresses our relationship, and our respective cultural and political positions as women.

Read my interview with the incredible Zackary Drucker here >>>


Friday, June 20, 2014

The "Banned" Grey Poupon Ad

Posted by on Fri, Jun 20, 2014 at 1:30 PM

What do YOU Poupon?

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Proud To Be: Worth Watching Again

Posted by on Wed, Jun 18, 2014 at 12:00 PM

Paul Constant posted this last Tuesday, but after the Morning News, it's worth watching again.

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: Look, a Bear Baby!

Posted by on Tue, Jun 17, 2014 at 12:30 PM

Can't get that image (thanks, PAUL CONSTANT!) of bear BJs outta your head? Don't be depressed! Stare at this lil' bug-eyed freak for awhile. He doesn't even seem real...


Friday, May 30, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: Don't No Fags Go "Touchin' Legs" at Big Earl's in Pittsburg, Texas

Posted by on Fri, May 30, 2014 at 12:05 PM

"A man's supposed to stand up and be a leader." Nice try Big Earl, you big 'ole Christian war hero, you. Maybe you could try a little harder, for the sake of your daughter?

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: So What Can YOUR Cat Do?

Posted by on Thu, May 29, 2014 at 12:30 PM

Can your cat do this?!?

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: There's So Many Things Wrong With This Beauty Pageant Video From 1958, I Don't Even Know Where to Start

Posted by on Wed, May 28, 2014 at 12:35 PM

Actually, I do know where to start. Look at this "judge" at the 1:32 minute mark. He man-handles her head like he's looking at a dog. Or a horse. Then the kiss assault?!?! NO, NO, NO! Not even in 1958. ‪#‎YesAllWomen‬

Friday, May 16, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: This Pomeranian is Pissed!

Posted by on Fri, May 16, 2014 at 12:35 PM

A Pomeranian pup in China named Jin Dan was apparently so upset about getting a shave that he protested by standing on his hind legs for nearly two days, according to Rocket News 24.

Whether the "standing for two days" jive is really true, who knows... What I do know is this would send me screaming, if it were my dog. Plus, put some underwears on that lil' dingle-dangle, wouldya?

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Funny/Not Funny: Mandatory Vagina Inspections

Posted by on Thu, May 15, 2014 at 12:15 PM

A prank letter ordering students to attend a "mandatory vagina inspection" in the gym of a Minnesota high school has administrators—and police —looking for who's behind it.

The letter, written on official-looking letterhead for Prior Lake High School in Savage, Minnesota, was hand-delivered to the mailboxes of at least 50 families, the Minneapolis Star-Tribune reported.

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: Wannabe Justin Bieber and "The Plastics" Make Horrifying Plastic Surgery Anthem

Posted by on Tue, May 13, 2014 at 12:01 PM

Move over Bruce Jenner, Jocelyn Wildenstein, and LaToya Jackson's nose—there's a new kid in town, Toby Sheldon, who [thinks he] looks just like Justin Bieber. If you can actually make it through this song, note the "JOIN US!" at the very end. Even if I had $100,000 to waste, I think I better keep my original face, thankyouverymuch.

"The Plastics" stars Sheldon as Plastic Bieber, 30-year-old Kitty Jay as Plastic Jennifer Lawrence, and Venus D'Lite (of RuPaul's Drag Race fame) as Plastic Madonna.

Monday, May 12, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: All-Female Dutch Band Try to Sing a Song While Sitting On Vibrators

Posted by on Mon, May 12, 2014 at 12:30 PM

Now THIS is how you get your new music video out there... 6 millon views in less than a week! And way to be fun-posi-not-creepy, ladies. Audio NSFW.

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: A Tiny Hamster Eats a Tiny Burrito

Posted by on Wed, Apr 30, 2014 at 12:35 PM

This one goes out to Emily Nokes, with hopes that it inspires her to make a tiny burrito for her guinea pig, Miss Stella.

Monday, April 28, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: Today in Hand-Farts

Posted by on Mon, Apr 28, 2014 at 12:30 PM

Meet Gerry Phillips of Troy, Michigan. No one can fart like him, NO ONE.

Friday, April 25, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: Oh, Hello World's Cutest Baby Animal

Posted by on Fri, Apr 25, 2014 at 12:15 PM

Would you just look at this frickin' thing?!? It's a baby klipspringer calf—a type of dwarf antelope that populates areas of central and eastern Africa.

I want to kiss it's little head! Also, have you seen this week's Stranger cover? Of a teenage coyote? It's from a new book by photographer and animal rescuer Annie Marie Musselman, who signs and reads tomorrow at Elliott Bay Books.
I highly suggest it.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: Ronald McDonald's New Makeover?

Posted by on Thu, Apr 24, 2014 at 12:34 PM

With new threads designed by theater designer Ann Hould-Ward, Ronnie is now decked out in McNugget-sauce-colored cargo pants, a rugby shirt and a fancy new blazer and bowtie (designated for special occasions). Fear not, though—his perfectly coiffed Bruce-Jenner-meets-the-Bee-Gees hairdo and iconic oversized red clown shoes remain a vital part of this dude's duds.

What say you, SLOG fashion policers?

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: Who's The Bigger Asshole?

Posted by on Thu, Mar 27, 2014 at 12:15 PM

Who's worse: The woman still driving in the fast/passing lane, even though a truck has been tailgating her for almost three minutes... OR middle-finger-man?

Video doesn't get going until about the 1:00 minute mark:

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: Scared of Heights?

Posted by on Wed, Mar 19, 2014 at 12:15 PM

Then DON'T watch this video! I just did. My hands are sweaty now. Ooh, wee...

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: Denver's FOX News On Seattle Helicopter Crash

Posted by on Tue, Mar 18, 2014 at 12:15 PM

Fox News Affiliate Accidentally Broadcasts Dick Pic

On Tuesday morning, Fox’s KDVR in Denver attempted to show photos of a helicopter crash in Seattle. But instead, they showed a photo of a dick popping out of someone’s jeans, possibly while mid-helicopter. Watch below (NSFW, obviously, because there’s a dick pic in it, and also because it’s depressing as hell that modern news has devolved into a group of dum dums sitting on a couch scrolling through photos they found on Twitter)

Watch the video on DEATH AND TAXES >>>>

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: Who Needs a Gun (When You All You Need Is a Hammer!)

Posted by on Tue, Mar 11, 2014 at 12:30 PM

I love this man, George Bradford. And I love that he protected his ladies—including his mother, his daughter, and his granddaughter. Don't fuck with a Detroiter. Not even a grandpa.

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: Germans Make the Best Commercials for Supermarkets

Posted by on Tue, Feb 25, 2014 at 1:00 PM

Have you seen this yet? Or rather, have you let Friedrich Liechtenstein completely molest your ear holes with his voice?!? So-so Supergeil!

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: Real Ladies Reading Real Messages From Grindr and SCRUFF

Posted by on Wed, Feb 19, 2014 at 12:31 PM

Foook-eee-may, PIG! This is brilliant. Sorry it's five days [internet] old, but it's brilliant! Audio NSFW.

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: Goats Rule, All Other Animals Drool

Posted by on Tue, Feb 18, 2014 at 12:30 PM

OMG, now = OH, MY GOAT:

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