
Move over risky-business-underwear-girls. Little Channing's about to out-viral your asses...
I don't know much of anything about this band Valley Lodge. But their new NSFW video for song "All My Loving" is really kinda somethin'. I need that lamp at the 2:01 mark. Seriously.
Way to go to Pizza Hut! Woot, woot! What's next? Stonehenge? The Colosseum?
If you don't want to see how some people in China figured out how to deep fry a fish, while keeping it alive, well then DON'T click play on this video.
Parents shouldn't let kids play video games for 17 hours straight and/or where is the Keyboard Cat when you need him?
Who says white people can't dance?
h/t to Niemczyk
Man, I don't have balls, but if I did? Hoo wee, I'd be on the phone ordering up some Fresh Balls right now. No joke.
You know what's wrong with this country?! You wanna know? The President pees while sitting down! That's right. A Real Man pees while standing up! Amiright? That's all I have to say. Praise the Lord, hallelujah.
Finally. Michael Jackson speaks... Thanks UK TV!
Horse vs Girl... and the winner is...
Meet the new Mayor of WTF-sville, and/or foreskins are funny! Beeep!
In non-election news, Glenn Beck... still alive.
Why would you want to massage a dog? Because it's fun!
Seattle filmmaker Len Davis thinks you should vote today. So do the hundreds of employees here at Lunchtime Quickie*.
*By hundreds, I mean me. VOTE!
At the 1:54 mark... wait a minute, are they trying to say that the Cha Cha Lounge is a "hipster" bar?!
Don't you wish you worked at KVXO News in Omaha Nebraska? Oh, you will after you watch this...
Don't YOU want more Powerful Thrusts, and Perfect Pumps? The best pump you've had in a long time? Only $19.95 + S & H.
Move over child beauty pagents, now there's something leaner! Man, if I ever have a son, I'm gonna make damn sure he can bench press at least three times his own body weight. Yeah! Pedophiles be damned, my kid's gonna be HARD!
Charlize Theron makes out with a stranger (and risks getting swine flu) to raise $140,000 for charity...
Via HuffPo.
"Doctors say what happened to Desiree Jennings shouldn't discourage people from getting flu shots."
Are you f-ing kidding me?! Consider me discouraged. I was just looking at the flu shot sign up sheet about 15 minutes ago. Now there's NO WAY. No way in H-E-double-hockey-sticks. Nope. I don't like running. Or walking backwards.
Oh Russia! Does this TV spot—for some company named Vikam(?) that sells work boots—make me want to buy your shoes? No. Does it make me want to eat a hit of acid and run around with with the naked blonde and the little white harp seal that comes out of her chest? Yes!
Naked blonde may equal NSFW.
Hey Drunkest Guy Ever Goes For More Beer, have you met my friend Drunkest Guy Ever and His Bag?
Time to feed the cats and/or can you smell this video?
Drunk of the Week, er, Acid of the Week... um, no wait, Salvia of the Week?
Can be enjoyed with or without that Neon Indian song.