
All the people who rail against Republicans in general and Sarah Palin specifically for ignoring the facts (about abstinence-only education, about global warming and industrial pollution) should take a deep breath and actually read the science about breast-cancer screening.
The articles from the United States Preventive Services Task Force, published in the Annals of Internal Medicine, calling for a reduction in breast-cancer screening are surprisingly calm given the maelstrom they've unleashed.
"I definitely think this is the beginning of rationed care and I am very upset that women are the first to get slammed with this," said Dr. Elizabeth Vliet, a women's health care specialist based in Tucson, Ariz., and an ardent opponent of health care reform. "I think that this change is designed to cut costs, not improve women's health."
From a Fox News piece:
"I absolutely believe this could be a form of rationing," said Rep. Phil Gingrey, R-Ga, a practicing obstetrician and gynecologist for 26 years. "It scares me."
Here's what the report says: There is no benefit to teaching women to do breast self-exams.
This is not some secret plot to let women die. It's the result of analysis that proves that women who are taught and harangued about doing monthly breast self-exams are no more likely to find anything cancerous than women who don't. Women who aren't doing regular breast self-exams find just as many lumps as women who are: If you have a tumor, you notice it. For example, no one told me to check my legs for tumors, but I discovered one in my thigh last year. Similarly, if a man gets a tumor in his scrotum, chances are he'll find it, and not because he's doing regular scrotum self-exams.
Regarding mammograms: the National Cancer Institute estimates woman have a 12 percent lifetime chance of developing breast cancer. According to the USPTF, mammography can detect early breast cancer and reduces breast cancer deaths by 15 percent. But the benefits don't come without harms, primarily from the numerous false positive results leading to unnecessary treatment and anxiety.
From the report:
The cumulative risk for false-positive mammography results has been reported as 21% to 49% after 10 mammography examinations for women in general (39—41), and up to 56% for women aged 40 to 49 years.
Mammograms are so unreliable—as many as one in 10 gives a false positive reading—a woman is nearly guaranteed of having a false positive test in her lifetime. These lead to biopises (not a painless procedure) and sometimes radiation and chemotherapy for tumors that were so slow growing they would never have killed you anyway.
Lucky for me, and you, and anyone else who is a fan of the massive black pit of failure into which Palin continues to furiously and roguishly dig herself (every day brings a new gift!), she's about to be on the Oprah Winfrey Show. TODAY. The only thing that could make this better is if it was the Tyra Show. Ohhhhhh, Tyra.
Christopher Frizzelle and I will be live-Slogging the event—in which Palin discusses Levi Johnston's upcoming public penis unveiling—right here from 4 to 5 pm. Please join us. Thank you.
For all those unaware that lesbians take better care of their cats than most straight people take care of their children, research has now officially shown that "Lesbians Make 'Better Parents.'"
Research at Birkbeck College, part of London University, and Clark University in Massachusetts suggests that same-sex couples make good parents because children cannot be conceived accidentally—parents must make an active decision to adopt or find a sperm donor.
Go figure!
This article has some more information.
Thanks, Slog tippers laura and Jason in Portland.

One of my favorite features at The Rumpus is their great collection of webcomics. The Pornographic Barn Owl got off to a slow start, but they ran a two-part series a few weeks ago (here's part one and here's part two) that was really something special. Truth Serum is always great, like Red Meat back when Red Meat was funny. But today's Small Potatoes is my favorite of the bunch. It's like the epic final Peanuts cartoon that Charles Schultz never got around to drawing.
Students at the University of Richmond are mad as hell about Robert Crumb's comics, and they're not going to take it any more. Student Timothy Patterson is horrified:
“[The] book features a number of appalling depictions, such as the raping of a little girl, forced oral sex with a woman chained to a desk, and a picture of Crumb sitting on top of a pile of drugged, raped women dressed as a king,” Patterson said.This year, Bertram Ashe, an associate professor of English and American studies, assigned “My Troubles with Women” and a documentary on Crumb titled “Crumb” to his American Misfit: Geek Literature and Culture class.
Patterson’s response questioned Ashe’s academic freedom to assign this material to his class.
Ashe responds cleverly:
“I’m offended by a middle-aged man having sex with a 13-year-old girl, but I wouldn’t let that stop me from putting Nabokov’s ‘Lolita’ on my syllabus,” he said.
Which is a good point. If Crumb were a prose stylist, would any of this be happening? The funny thing is that Patterson's whining is sure to only help the sales of Crumb's splendid new adaptation of the Book of Genesis; any publicity is good publicity. Reading other letters to the editor about U of R's Crumb exhibit and lecture highlight how conservative some college students are, and I find all this talk about "the bounds of freedom" to be alarming.

She said that when a female corpse recently appeared on the jacket of a crime-writing colleague's new book, the author pointed out to her publisher that the victim in the story was actually a man. Mann said the publisher replied: "Never mind that. Dead, brutalised women sell books, dead men don't. Nor do dead children or geriatrics."
But the thing that doesn't exactly make sense, Mann points out, is that the worst offenders of the hot dead girl trend are female authors. Mann suggests that this is because "girls grow up knowing that being female is 'synonymous with being prey'." Speaking anecdotally from my experience as a bookseller, more women buy mystery novels than men, too.
When I read mystery fiction, I generally find that in the uninspired, more formulaic examples of the genre, the detective (or the police officer or the baking granny or the cat lady or whoever is solving the mystery) is the least interesting part of the book. The author often makes the victim the centerpiece of the book, so that in at least one way, their series has a different, if very passive, protagonist every time. So is this a case of the reader identifying with the corpse? Is the idea of being avenged at play here, and a morbid curiosity about victimization?
(Awesome cover image of a woman being brutalized by a gorilla as a clown fights for her honor from The Fiction Mags Index.)
Tor.com describes a new literary series, in which naked women read selections from books to an audience. It's called Naked Girls Reading*:
...At the beginning of the evening, seven women, six performers from New York’s Pinchbottom Burlesque troupe and special guest Michelle L’Amour, founder of Naked Girls Reading, walked on stage, promptly dropped their robes, and sat demurely on couches and upholstered chairs. One by one, each rose and read to the vocally appreciative audience from books they chose and personally loved.Last Friday’s theme was banned books, and there were readings from erotic classics Lady Chatterley’s Lover and Delta of Venus, as well as from books banned for non-sexual controversies like The Great Gatsby and To Kill a Mockingbird.
The post says that Naked Girls Reading is coming to Seattle. I haven't heard anything, but I'll let you know as soon as I do.
*Of course, they're wearing high heels, so the "naked" thing isn't quite true, and none of the readers are underage, so "girls" isn't correct, either.

A DRUNK girl staggers along the street with her knickers around her ankles - in a shocking illustration of booze-riddled Britain. The picture emerged as experts warned British women are now binge-drinking TWICE as much as any other nation.And it is not just youngsters who are getting out of their heads. The number of middle-class, middle-aged women being taken to hospital with alcohol-related conditions has surged.
Maybe she thinks it's the drink that is preventing her from putting one foot in front of the other. Or perhaps she knows the vulgar truth and is merely trying to impress her friends. Either way, the sight is certainly not an edifying one. This shrieking ladette was photographed staggering through Cardiff city centre late on Friday night.Such scenes are not uncommon, which is why Cardiff - one of the country's worst cities for binge drinking - has just banned boozing on the streets. The crackdown is aimed at late night revellers, targeting rowdy hen and stag parties and generally trying to make the streets safer after dark. Police can use the new powers to confiscate alcohol or arrest anyone who defies them. The ban has been a success in trials in small areas but will spread across the entire city in time for Christmas and the New Year.
There is much more, like this story and this story, which considers "ladette culture" to be a sign that the United Kingdom has forgotten about "tradition, including religion, national pride, or even a sense of certain things being right and other things being wrong".
I think these news reports are interesting on several levels: For one thing, England went conservative just a year before America back in 1979, and this whole hedonism-being-emblematic-of-a-dying-culture thing is a classic conservative power-grab ploy. For another thing: I could totally see some new outlets closer to home totally taking a photo like this and trying to turn it into a crusade. So, you know, try not to take your underwear off in public, ladies, lest a stupid fucking credulous hack turn you into a poster child of everything that's wrong with the kids these days.
*Oddly, an average of 52 pubs are closing in the U.K. each week, so perhaps these young kids are downloading all that beer from the internet?
If you are in need of this video to help you seduce women this video will not be able to help you seduce women.
h/t: Everything Is Terrible!
What happens when a Chinese news agency invents a story about a secret city of 25,000 lesbians in northern Sweden? Two things.
1. Millions and millions of Chinese men swamp Sweden's ISPs, slowing the whole country's Internet service to a crawl.
2. Someone buys the domain chakopaul.com (Chako Paul was the made-up name of the made-up girl-on-girl metropolis), puts a crappy site up, and sells t-shirts for $30.
The original Chinese article, as dug up by Shanghaiist.
In Sweden, there is a place that is respectful of women’s love, but with a rule that men cannot enter. This is Chako Paul City. The town holds around 25,000 women, all from around Europe. If men transgress into the forbidden city, they will be beaten half to death. The citizens of Chako Paul are mostly engaged in the forest industry, because of such many of the women wear thick belts full of woodworking equipment. Some go into nearby cities to work and return to Chako Paul by night. Chako Paul’s tourism industry is increasingly prosperous, with hotels and restaurants everywhere that cater specifically to women around the world.
Thanks to Slog tipper Sarah
The other day, I wrote about The Spearhead, an anti-feminist website, and their tirade about how women and homosexuals are ruining science fiction.
Yesterday, The Spearhead wrote about me:
we even got written up in my local feminist gutter-mag The Stranger, which features Dan Savage, among other luminaries. Paul Constant, The Stranger blogger who wrote about our site is such a stellar example of a mangina that his denunciation should be a point of pride.
The post takes me to task for buying into the alleged fiction that women are equal to men. The homophobes and women-haters (who also, if you read the comments of any of their posts, also veer quite often into racism, too) also take two notable sci-fi figures to task along with me: Brent Spiner (who played Data on Star Trek: The Next Generation) and sci-fi writer John Scalzi (who writes novels like the very manly sounding Old Man's War.) I never thought I'd be proud to be lumped in with Data, but there you go: The internet is a profoundly weird place.
The really weird thing is that this post went live right after A. Birch Steen's Public Editor column, which mocks me for just about the same thing:
Next, the morbidly obese crossdressing Lesbian who identifies as PAUL CONSTANT composes several off-key odes to manhood in this week's edition. "He" pens a far-too-long love letter to Sherman Alexie (a writer who previously published an obscene, homoerotic paean to the Seattle SuperSonics in these very pages), then follows up with a lament for the shoddy state of men's-studies sections of bookstores. (Men, "Mr." Constant, do not read the kind of books found in "men's studies" sections.) And then, for the Triple Crown of Penis Envy, "he" basks in the imagined glow of a bebop recording artist. One can imagine this musician's alarm at being so openly and embarrassingly coveted by a cross-gendered she-beast in print, even though Constant only refers to him by his initials: J.Z.
So my question is this: Is A. Birch Steen funding The Spearhead? Or does The Spearhead consider A. Birch Steen to be a spiritual guide? The similarities are too great to be a fluke.
...doesn't reduce the number of abortions.
Restricting the availability of legal abortion does not appear to reduce the number of women trying to end unwanted pregnancies, a major report suggests. The Guttmacher Institute's survey found abortion occurs at roughly equal rates in regions where it is legal and regions where it is highly restricted.
Banning abortion only makes abortions more dangerous and kills women—which is what many opponents of abortion are after, really. They want people who have sex to be punished. Seventy-thousand woman die every year as a result of unsafe abortions in countries where abortion is illegal. So let's just say it, shall we? American opponents of reproductive freedom—people who seek to ban abortion—are trying to kill American women. The end.
Guess what does reduce the number of abortions? Improved access to contraception.
This week I wrote about Tucker Max.
In the comments on my Tucker Max column, commenter Rotten666 writes:
Wrong about the Hooters girls, right about Tucker Max. The lesson here Lindy is that is that women can choose to be sex objects if the want to, and shouldn't be ridiculed by other women. That is what feminism is all about. Tucker max is a flaming misogynist scumbag who I would gladly beat into pulp if I were ever given the chance. The boy is a flat out woman hater, who sells hatred to other like minded haters. If you read his shit and think it is funny, kindly do the world a favor and kill yourself.
I'm sorry if Rotten666, like plenty of people, can only identify misogyny when it's in the form of the world's most blatantly sexist douchebag literally punching a woman in her vagina, but that doesn't mean subtler versions don't exist. Believe me, I agree with you that women should be able to choose to be objectified if they want to. I'm a woman; I'm part of that sexual dialogue. Being objectified can be awesome. The issue at Hooters is that sexism in our society is so pervasive, and women have internalized it so completely, that they think it's empowering to work, almost naked, underneath a sign that reads "CAUTION: BLONDES THINKING." Hooters is for men who want carte blanche to treat women like brainless pieces of shit. I have no idea whether those women are happy working at Hooters, whether they like it or don't, whether they're exploiting it or it's exploiting them. I could give a shit, honestly. My point is that the aspect of our culture that Hooters represents is as regressive and damaging as Tucker Max. Hooters is basically Tucker Max: The Restaurant. Obviously I don't think Hooters should be illegal, or anything batshit insane like that, but I do think that conceiving of women as brainless, fried-chicken-laden sex dolls (seriously, read the Hooters magazine) should be shameful. Fuck that. Wipe out that element, just be a shitty restaurant with scantily clad waitresses, and I'm fine with it.

Earlier in the week I wrote up the results of a study that showed that women who were on the pill when they were dating may wind up partnered with mates they're not all that into once they go off the birth control pill. The pill suppresses ovulation and studies have shown that ovulating women prefer men who are more masculine and "more... genetically unrelated," like the butch guy on the right; women who aren't ovulating prefer guys who are more feminine and genetically more similar, like the pansy on the left. From my post:
Alvergne and Lummaa theorize that all those suppressed ovulations may have dire consequences where sexual compatibility and long-term marital success are concerned. It can't be pleasant, after all, to realize you're not as attracted to your spouse as you thought you were once you stop taking the pill. And couples who are genetically similar—the kind of pairings the pill promotes—are more likely to have infertility issues. Which is, um, also bad. And then there's this: since men have been shown to find ovulating women more attractive, "...the use of oral contraceptives may influence a woman’s ability to attract a mate by reducing attractiveness to men, thereby disrupting her ability to compete with normally cycling women for access to mate."
I wrote the authors of the study—Dr. Alexandra Alvergne and Dr. Virpi Lummaa of the University of Sheffield—asked what they thought its implications were. Should women switch to the IUD? Should an engaged woman go off the pill to make sure she's not marrying a too-genetically-similar swish? Should we, you know, panic? Dr. Alvergne wrote me right back... but her email wound up in my spam folder. (Sorry about that, Dr. Alvergne.) Her letter—and her answers—after the jump...
Who's impacted disproportionately by the military's ridiculous policy? As noted in Morning News, it's the ladies. CNN:
In fiscal year 2008, the Air Force dismissed 56 women and 34 men....the Army removed more women under the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy at a greater rate than men when compared with the ratio of women to men in each service... 36 percent were women, although women make up only 14 percent of troops in the Army, the data showed.
Odd on a number of counts: that the usual specter of homosexuality in the military is the unstoppable man-on-man buggery that is GAY SECKS, that the military's still getting rid of any warm bodies at all in its time of need... and are the women just less likely to shut up?

Then you might want to read the results of a new study published this morning in Trends in Ecology and Evolution: "Does the Contraceptive Pill Alter Mate Choice In Humans?"
Dr. Alexandra Alvergne and Dr. Virpi Lummaa of the University of Sheffield review "emerging evidence suggesting that contraceptive methods which alter a woman’s natural hormonal cycles" may be messing up straight peoples' sex lives and married lives. It may also raise "evolutionary questions and concerns," write Alvergne and Lummaa. It goes like this: the type of man a woman finds attractive varies pretty widely according to her menstrual cycle. Women who are ovulating prefer men who are more masculine and "more... genetically unrelated," like the guy on the right, above; women who aren't ovulating prefer guys who are more feminine and genetically more similar, like the guy on the left. Since the pill suppresses ovulation, and since many women are on the pill when they're dating and sleeping around—or "selecting a mate," as the docs put it—women may be marrying men they find attractive on the pill but not so much once they've gone off the pill.
Which women tend to do once they're married and want to have children.
Alvergne and Lummaa theorize that all those suppressed ovulations may have dire consequences where sexual compatibility and long-term marital success are concerned. It can't be pleasant, after all, to realize you're not as attracted to your spouse as you thought you were once you stop taking the pill. And couples who are genetically similar—the kind of pairings the pill promotes—are more likely to have infertility issues. Which is, um, also bad. And then there's this: since men have been shown to find ovulating women more attractive, "...the use of oral contraceptives may influence a woman’s ability to attract a mate by reducing attractiveness to men, thereby disrupting her ability to compete with normally cycling women for access to mate." While their study is sure to be cited by religious nuts waging war on the pill, Alvergne and Lummaa cite all the good the pill has done for women:
Any such effects should be weighed against the multiple benefits that the invention of the pill has brought. This revolutionary contraceptive method has given women unprecedented control over their fertility with the possibility to sample different partners before reproduction, to control their number of children, to reach optimal birth spacing given circumstances or to end reproductive career before menopause if desired, which has had a considerable impact on their social life. For instance, a sharp increase in college attendance and graduation rates for women was observed after the pill was legalized.
Giving women control over their fertility, allowing them to sample different partners, more women going to college—you can see why religious conservatives have problem with the pill. You can download a PDF of the study here. I've also sent a some questions to the study's authors—should women switch to the IUD? should an engaged woman go off the pill to make sure she's not marrying a too-genetically-similar swish? and what does all of this mean for gay marriage? and the ballot booth that is their [RSVP] envelopes?—and I'll share their answers with you when I hear back.

Ralph Lauren responded by declaring that Boing Boing's use of the ad was an infringement and demanded that Boing Boing take down the image. The thing is that Cory Doctorow is the co-editor of Boing Boing and he's an author who is thoroughly versed in matters of copyright.
And so now, thanks to their dumb legal action, even more people have seen the awful Ralph Lauren ad to the left. I hope you'll think about that ad before the next time you consider buying Ralph Lauren clothing; they clearly don't have any idea what the human body is supposed to look like, which is certainly not a quality that I like in my clothing designers.
Next? Sisters in a submarines:
WASHINGTON — Top Pentagon officials are calling for an end to the U.S. military's historical ban on allowing women to serve in submarines.Admiral Mike Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the top U.S. military officer, advocated the policy change in written congressional testimony distributed by his office to reporters on Friday.
"I believe we should continue to broaden opportunities for women. One policy I would like to see changed is the one barring (women's) service aboard submarines," Mullen said.
Business Pundit links to some very interesting news:
Women held 49.83% of the nation’s 132 million jobs in June and they’re gaining the vast majority of jobs in the few sectors of the economy that are growing, according to the most recent numbers available from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. At the current pace, women will become a majority of workers in October or November.
This will be the first time in American history that there are more women than men in the workforce. In other news, women still make 77% of what men make.
Behold the power of pop:
Daily Scans posted a video of the new official Marvel Comics line of sexy superhero Halloween costumes for women:
This is really kind of gross of course*, but it's not like Marvel is the only company making dumb sexy Halloween costumes, right? But the most interesting part of all this is that the Spider-Woman (excuse me, the "Black-Suited Spider-Girl", because a "Spider-Woman" would be gross and old and stuff) who is doing the modeling at left is former Miss California Carrie Prejean.The photos on Disguise.com, which show the notoriously conservative and self-proclaimed Christian wearing knee-high shiny boots, a black mini skirt and belly-baring low-cut top in one ensemble, were taken last year when Prejean modeled for the Women of Marvel costume line, according to TMZ.
Way to bring one of the world's most famous homophobes into your sexism, Marvel Comics. You really got the grand slam this time.
* I will never understand the compulsion of comics fans to lust after sexy female versions of male superheroes. I mean, I do understand the compulsion behind it, but I guess I'll never understand why they're so open about it.
Spin you a golden textile. (If they don't eat each other first.)
Slog tipper Gloria alerts us to this io9 post about a recent Spider-Man comic book that started a controversy in the weird world of comics blogs. It seems that one of Spider-Man's villains, while impersonating his secret identity Peter Parker, had sex with Parker's roommate.

When asked about this, Fred Van Lente, who is the writer of the story, responded in part by saying "My understanding of the definition of rape is that it requires force or the threat of force, so no. Using deception to trick someone into granting consent isn't quite the same thing." This rather stupid and wrongheaded statement did not help put out the fires caused by the rape scene. And then the next issue of the comic book came out, and once the real Peter Parker comes home, his roommate, who still believes she had sex with him, is wearing Parker's clothes and wackily believes they are now in a relationship:
You can click to enlarge, but here is the majority of what she is saying:
We're going to have to work on that—your punctuality. Guys I date have to know how to use a watch....When I come home from a long day at the office, I expect minimum two hours quality time. Otherwise, what's the point of a relationship?...Your closet looked like a shrine to 1988. Don't worry. I gave it all away to Goodwill. Tomorrow we'll get you a whole new look.
So now on top of the rape, we have the "Women just want to trap you in a relationship and take you shopping to make you over like you are a Ken doll or something" plot in play. But Van Lente has made it all better! Now he suggests that fake-Peter Parker didn't have sex with the roommate, which means, in his opinion, that there was no rape at all. Um, okay then! Case closed?
Many thanks to Slog tipper Gloria, who says "Anyway, Paul, you might like this. Because of the comics. Not because of the rape."
I understand that in order for science news to be palatable to the masses, it must translate dull details into captivating bling—but everyone wants to read about gorillas! In this article, CNN covers the pending visit of a male gorilla to three female gorillas at a London zoo.
Girl gorillas go ape for French pinup hunk
One female gorilla shrieked in delight, while another wedged the poster in a tree to stare at it. A third, clearly overcome by emotion, held the photo close to her chest—then ate it.
Though slightly funny, like in the segment above, the piece reads like a shoddy parody of the Onion and offending turns of phrase abound: The female gorillas await their "prospective boyfriend," a "brooding French hunk," a "hirsute lothario." This sort of speech dehumanizes humans; to what level does it bring these complex beasts? I'm no zoologist, but I don't believe that gorillas seduce one another (is seduction necessary if instinct is mutual?), let alone shriek like tweens at photographs. Again, yes, anthropomorphism is inevitable when discussing animal behavior, particularly outside of scholarly contexts, but dredging up tired sexist tropes is old hat. Find a new way to spin your stories, please.
Slightly related: