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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Newsflash: Robert Crumb Is Controversial

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Nov 3, 2009 at 1:33 PM

Students at the University of Richmond are mad as hell about Robert Crumb's comics, and they're not going to take it any more. Student Timothy Patterson is horrified:

“[The] book features a number of appalling depictions, such as the raping of a little girl, forced oral sex with a woman chained to a desk, and a picture of Crumb sitting on top of a pile of drugged, raped women dressed as a king,” Patterson said.

This year, Bertram Ashe, an associate professor of English and American studies, assigned “My Troubles with Women” and a documentary on Crumb titled “Crumb” to his American Misfit: Geek Literature and Culture class.

Patterson’s response questioned Ashe’s academic freedom to assign this material to his class.

Ashe responds cleverly:

“I’m offended by a middle-aged man having sex with a 13-year-old girl, but I wouldn’t let that stop me from putting Nabokov’s ‘Lolita’ on my syllabus,” he said.

Which is a good point. If Crumb were a prose stylist, would any of this be happening? The funny thing is that Patterson's whining is sure to only help the sales of Crumb's splendid new adaptation of the Book of Genesis; any publicity is good publicity. Reading other letters to the editor about U of R's Crumb exhibit and lecture highlight how conservative some college students are, and I find all this talk about "the bounds of freedom" to be alarming.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Is the Detective a Misogynist?

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Oct 27, 2009 at 12:27 PM

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Slog Tipper Vlad alerts us to a New Yorker blog post (I still feel weird writing those four words one after the other) about Jessica Mann, a mystery book reviewer who has vowed to not review books that she feels glorify violence against women. The Guardian interviewed Mann:

She said that when a female corpse recently appeared on the jacket of a crime-writing colleague's new book, the author pointed out to her publisher that the victim in the story was actually a man. Mann said the publisher replied: "Never mind that. Dead, brutalised women sell books, dead men don't. Nor do dead children or geriatrics."

But the thing that doesn't exactly make sense, Mann points out, is that the worst offenders of the hot dead girl trend are female authors. Mann suggests that this is because "girls grow up knowing that being female is 'synonymous with being prey'." Speaking anecdotally from my experience as a bookseller, more women buy mystery novels than men, too.

When I read mystery fiction, I generally find that in the uninspired, more formulaic examples of the genre, the detective (or the police officer or the baking granny or the cat lady or whoever is solving the mystery) is the least interesting part of the book. The author often makes the victim the centerpiece of the book, so that in at least one way, their series has a different, if very passive, protagonist every time. So is this a case of the reader identifying with the corpse? Is the idea of being avenged at play here, and a morbid curiosity about victimization?

(Awesome cover image of a woman being brutalized by a gorilla as a clown fights for her honor from The Fiction Mags Index.)

Friday, October 23, 2009

Do You Like Books? Do You Like Naked Ladies?

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Oct 23, 2009 at 3:25 PM

Tor.com describes a new literary series, in which naked women read selections from books to an audience. It's called Naked Girls Reading*:

...At the beginning of the evening, seven women, six performers from New York’s Pinchbottom Burlesque troupe and special guest Michelle L’Amour, founder of Naked Girls Reading, walked on stage, promptly dropped their robes, and sat demurely on couches and upholstered chairs. One by one, each rose and read to the vocally appreciative audience from books they chose and personally loved.

Last Friday’s theme was banned books, and there were readings from erotic classics Lady Chatterley’s Lover and Delta of Venus, as well as from books banned for non-sexual controversies like The Great Gatsby and To Kill a Mockingbird.

The post says that Naked Girls Reading is coming to Seattle. I haven't heard anything, but I'll let you know as soon as I do.


*Of course, they're wearing high heels, so the "naked" thing isn't quite true, and none of the readers are underage, so "girls" isn't correct, either.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Knickers in a Twist

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 4:19 PM

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The Awl has officially delivered unto America some news from our former British slave-lords. That pair of panties adorning the ankles to the left there are a warning alert to all of Britain that their ladies are all filthy drunks (and probably sluts besides). England is awash with drink!*

The Sun:

A DRUNK girl staggers along the street with her knickers around her ankles - in a shocking illustration of booze-riddled Britain. The picture emerged as experts warned British women are now binge-drinking TWICE as much as any other nation.And it is not just youngsters who are getting out of their heads. The number of middle-class, middle-aged women being taken to hospital with alcohol-related conditions has surged.

The Daily Mail:

Maybe she thinks it's the drink that is preventing her from putting one foot in front of the other. Or perhaps she knows the vulgar truth and is merely trying to impress her friends. Either way, the sight is certainly not an edifying one. This shrieking ladette was photographed staggering through Cardiff city centre late on Friday night.

Such scenes are not uncommon, which is why Cardiff - one of the country's worst cities for binge drinking - has just banned boozing on the streets. The crackdown is aimed at late night revellers, targeting rowdy hen and stag parties and generally trying to make the streets safer after dark. Police can use the new powers to confiscate alcohol or arrest anyone who defies them. The ban has been a success in trials in small areas but will spread across the entire city in time for Christmas and the New Year.

There is much more, like this story and this story, which considers "ladette culture" to be a sign that the United Kingdom has forgotten about "tradition, including religion, national pride, or even a sense of certain things being right and other things being wrong".

I think these news reports are interesting on several levels: For one thing, England went conservative just a year before America back in 1979, and this whole hedonism-being-emblematic-of-a-dying-culture thing is a classic conservative power-grab ploy. For another thing: I could totally see some new outlets closer to home totally taking a photo like this and trying to turn it into a crusade. So, you know, try not to take your underwear off in public, ladies, lest a stupid fucking credulous hack turn you into a poster child of everything that's wrong with the kids these days.

*Oddly, an average of 52 pubs are closing in the U.K. each week, so perhaps these young kids are downloading all that beer from the internet?

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

"Excuse me. You are the most beautiful girl I've seen in a long time."

Posted by Grant Brissey on Tue, Oct 20, 2009 at 1:14 PM

If you are in need of this video to help you seduce women this video will not be able to help you seduce women.

h/t: Everything Is Terrible!

Chinese Men Look for Lesbians, Break Internet

Posted by Anthony Hecht on Tue, Oct 20, 2009 at 10:37 AM

What happens when a Chinese news agency invents a story about a secret city of 25,000 lesbians in northern Sweden? Two things.

1. Millions and millions of Chinese men swamp Sweden's ISPs, slowing the whole country's Internet service to a crawl.
2. Someone buys the domain chakopaul.com (Chako Paul was the made-up name of the made-up girl-on-girl metropolis), puts a crappy site up, and sells t-shirts for $30.

The original Chinese article, as dug up by Shanghaiist.

In Sweden, there is a place that is respectful of women’s love, but with a rule that men cannot enter. This is Chako Paul City. The town holds around 25,000 women, all from around Europe. If men transgress into the forbidden city, they will be beaten half to death. The citizens of Chako Paul are mostly engaged in the forest industry, because of such many of the women wear thick belts full of woodworking equipment. Some go into nearby cities to work and return to Chako Paul by night. Chako Paul’s tourism industry is increasingly prosperous, with hotels and restaurants everywhere that cater specifically to women around the world.

Thanks to Slog tipper Sarah

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Woman-Haters Hate Me

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Oct 15, 2009 at 11:59 AM

The other day, I wrote about The Spearhead, an anti-feminist website, and their tirade about how women and homosexuals are ruining science fiction.

Yesterday, The Spearhead wrote about me:

we even got written up in my local feminist gutter-mag The Stranger, which features Dan Savage, among other luminaries. Paul Constant, The Stranger blogger who wrote about our site is such a stellar example of a mangina that his denunciation should be a point of pride.

The post takes me to task for buying into the alleged fiction that women are equal to men. The homophobes and women-haters (who also, if you read the comments of any of their posts, also veer quite often into racism, too) also take two notable sci-fi figures to task along with me: Brent Spiner (who played Data on Star Trek: The Next Generation) and sci-fi writer John Scalzi (who writes novels like the very manly sounding Old Man's War.) I never thought I'd be proud to be lumped in with Data, but there you go: The internet is a profoundly weird place.

The really weird thing is that this post went live right after A. Birch Steen's Public Editor column, which mocks me for just about the same thing:

Next, the morbidly obese crossdressing Lesbian who identifies as PAUL CONSTANT composes several off-key odes to manhood in this week's edition. "He" pens a far-too-long love letter to Sherman Alexie (a writer who previously published an obscene, homoerotic paean to the Seattle SuperSonics in these very pages), then follows up with a lament for the shoddy state of men's-studies sections of bookstores. (Men, "Mr." Constant, do not read the kind of books found in "men's studies" sections.) And then, for the Triple Crown of Penis Envy, "he" basks in the imagined glow of a bebop recording artist. One can imagine this musician's alarm at being so openly and embarrassingly coveted by a cross-gendered she-beast in print, even though Constant only refers to him by his initials: J.Z.

So my question is this: Is A. Birch Steen funding The Spearhead? Or does The Spearhead consider A. Birch Steen to be a spiritual guide? The similarities are too great to be a fluke.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Banning Abortion...

Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Oct 13, 2009 at 1:24 PM

...doesn't reduce the number of abortions.

Restricting the availability of legal abortion does not appear to reduce the number of women trying to end unwanted pregnancies, a major report suggests. The Guttmacher Institute's survey found abortion occurs at roughly equal rates in regions where it is legal and regions where it is highly restricted.

Banning abortion only makes abortions more dangerous and kills women—which is what many opponents of abortion are after, really. They want people who have sex to be punished. Seventy-thousand woman die every year as a result of unsafe abortions in countries where abortion is illegal. So let's just say it, shall we? American opponents of reproductive freedom—people who seek to ban abortion—are trying to kill American women. The end.

Guess what does reduce the number of abortions? Improved access to contraception.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Titties! Titties! Titties!

Posted by Lindy West on Fri, Oct 9, 2009 at 3:48 PM

Cute! It thinks its people!
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Last week I wrote about Hooters. Many people commented.

This week I wrote about Tucker Max.

In the comments on my Tucker Max column, commenter Rotten666 writes:

Wrong about the Hooters girls, right about Tucker Max. The lesson here Lindy is that is that women can choose to be sex objects if the want to, and shouldn't be ridiculed by other women. That is what feminism is all about. Tucker max is a flaming misogynist scumbag who I would gladly beat into pulp if I were ever given the chance. The boy is a flat out woman hater, who sells hatred to other like minded haters. If you read his shit and think it is funny, kindly do the world a favor and kill yourself.

I'm sorry if Rotten666, like plenty of people, can only identify misogyny when it's in the form of the world's most blatantly sexist douchebag literally punching a woman in her vagina, but that doesn't mean subtler versions don't exist. Believe me, I agree with you that women should be able to choose to be objectified if they want to. I'm a woman; I'm part of that sexual dialogue. Being objectified can be awesome. The issue at Hooters is that sexism in our society is so pervasive, and women have internalized it so completely, that they think it's empowering to work, almost naked, underneath a sign that reads "CAUTION: BLONDES THINKING." Hooters is for men who want carte blanche to treat women like brainless pieces of shit. I have no idea whether those women are happy working at Hooters, whether they like it or don't, whether they're exploiting it or it's exploiting them. I could give a shit, honestly. My point is that the aspect of our culture that Hooters represents is as regressive and damaging as Tucker Max. Hooters is basically Tucker Max: The Restaurant. Obviously I don't think Hooters should be illegal, or anything batshit insane like that, but I do think that conceiving of women as brainless, fried-chicken-laden sex dolls (seriously, read the Hooters magazine) should be shameful. Fuck that. Wipe out that element, just be a shitty restaurant with scantily clad waitresses, and I'm fine with it.

Re: Are You a Lady? On the Pill? Engaged To Be Married?

Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Oct 9, 2009 at 12:59 PM

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Earlier in the week I wrote up the results of a study that showed that women who were on the pill when they were dating may wind up partnered with mates they're not all that into once they go off the birth control pill. The pill suppresses ovulation and studies have shown that ovulating women prefer men who are more masculine and "more... genetically unrelated," like the butch guy on the right; women who aren't ovulating prefer guys who are more feminine and genetically more similar, like the pansy on the left. From my post:

Alvergne and Lummaa theorize that all those suppressed ovulations may have dire consequences where sexual compatibility and long-term marital success are concerned. It can't be pleasant, after all, to realize you're not as attracted to your spouse as you thought you were once you stop taking the pill. And couples who are genetically similar—the kind of pairings the pill promotes—are more likely to have infertility issues. Which is, um, also bad. And then there's this: since men have been shown to find ovulating women more attractive, "...the use of oral contraceptives may influence a woman’s ability to attract a mate by reducing attractiveness to men, thereby disrupting her ability to compete with normally cycling women for access to mate."

I wrote the authors of the study—Dr. Alexandra Alvergne and Dr. Virpi Lummaa of the University of Sheffield—asked what they thought its implications were. Should women switch to the IUD? Should an engaged woman go off the pill to make sure she's not marrying a too-genetically-similar swish? Should we, you know, panic? Dr. Alvergne wrote me right back... but her email wound up in my spam folder. (Sorry about that, Dr. Alvergne.) Her letter—and her answers—after the jump...

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Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Fri, Oct 9, 2009 at 9:38 AM

Who's impacted disproportionately by the military's ridiculous policy? As noted in Morning News, it's the ladies. CNN:

In fiscal year 2008, the Air Force dismissed 56 women and 34 men.

...the Army removed more women under the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy at a greater rate than men when compared with the ratio of women to men in each service... 36 percent were women, although women make up only 14 percent of troops in the Army, the data showed.

Odd on a number of counts: that the usual specter of homosexuality in the military is the unstoppable man-on-man buggery that is GAY SECKS, that the military's still getting rid of any warm bodies at all in its time of need... and are the women just less likely to shut up?

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Are You a Lady? On the Pill? Engaged To Be Married?

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Oct 7, 2009 at 9:25 AM

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Then you might want to read the results of a new study published this morning in Trends in Ecology and Evolution: "Does the Contraceptive Pill Alter Mate Choice In Humans?"

Dr. Alexandra Alvergne and Dr. Virpi Lummaa of the University of Sheffield review "emerging evidence suggesting that contraceptive methods which alter a woman’s natural hormonal cycles" may be messing up straight peoples' sex lives and married lives. It may also raise "evolutionary questions and concerns," write Alvergne and Lummaa. It goes like this: the type of man a woman finds attractive varies pretty widely according to her menstrual cycle. Women who are ovulating prefer men who are more masculine and "more... genetically unrelated," like the guy on the right, above; women who aren't ovulating prefer guys who are more feminine and genetically more similar, like the guy on the left. Since the pill suppresses ovulation, and since many women are on the pill when they're dating and sleeping around—or "selecting a mate," as the docs put it—women may be marrying men they find attractive on the pill but not so much once they've gone off the pill.

Which women tend to do once they're married and want to have children.

Alvergne and Lummaa theorize that all those suppressed ovulations may have dire consequences where sexual compatibility and long-term marital success are concerned. It can't be pleasant, after all, to realize you're not as attracted to your spouse as you thought you were once you stop taking the pill. And couples who are genetically similar—the kind of pairings the pill promotes—are more likely to have infertility issues. Which is, um, also bad. And then there's this: since men have been shown to find ovulating women more attractive, "...the use of oral contraceptives may influence a woman’s ability to attract a mate by reducing attractiveness to men, thereby disrupting her ability to compete with normally cycling women for access to mate." While their study is sure to be cited by religious nuts waging war on the pill, Alvergne and Lummaa cite all the good the pill has done for women:

Any such effects should be weighed against the multiple benefits that the invention of the pill has brought. This revolutionary contraceptive method has given women unprecedented control over their fertility with the possibility to sample different partners before reproduction, to control their number of children, to reach optimal birth spacing given circumstances or to end reproductive career before menopause if desired, which has had a considerable impact on their social life. For instance, a sharp increase in college attendance and graduation rates for women was observed after the pill was legalized.

Giving women control over their fertility, allowing them to sample different partners, more women going to college—you can see why religious conservatives have problem with the pill. You can download a PDF of the study here. I've also sent a some questions to the study's authors—should women switch to the IUD? should an engaged woman go off the pill to make sure she's not marrying a too-genetically-similar swish? and what does all of this mean for gay marriage? and the ballot booth that is their [RSVP] envelopes?—and I'll share their answers with you when I hear back.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Do I Look Fat in This?

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Oct 6, 2009 at 5:55 PM

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The kids over at Boing Boing mocked the Ralph Lauren advertisement to the left because it clearly needs mocking: The model, who was no doubt already tiny, has been photoshopped into something that does not look human.

Ralph Lauren responded by declaring that Boing Boing's use of the ad was an infringement and demanded that Boing Boing take down the image. The thing is that Cory Doctorow is the co-editor of Boing Boing and he's an author who is thoroughly versed in matters of copyright.

And so now, thanks to their dumb legal action, even more people have seen the awful Ralph Lauren ad to the left. I hope you'll think about that ad before the next time you consider buying Ralph Lauren clothing; they clearly don't have any idea what the human body is supposed to look like, which is certainly not a quality that I like in my clothing designers.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Re: Working Ladies

Posted by Charles Mudede on Fri, Sep 25, 2009 at 5:23 PM

Next? Sisters in a submarines:

WASHINGTON — Top Pentagon officials are calling for an end to the U.S. military's historical ban on allowing women to serve in submarines.

Admiral Mike Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the top U.S. military officer, advocated the policy change in written congressional testimony distributed by his office to reporters on Friday.

"I believe we should continue to broaden opportunities for women. One policy I would like to see changed is the one barring (women's) service aboard submarines," Mullen said.

Working Ladies

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Sep 25, 2009 at 4:01 PM

Business Pundit links to some very interesting news:

Women held 49.83% of the nation’s 132 million jobs in June and they’re gaining the vast majority of jobs in the few sectors of the economy that are growing, according to the most recent numbers available from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. At the current pace, women will become a majority of workers in October or November.

This will be the first time in American history that there are more women than men in the workforce. In other news, women still make 77% of what men make.

Baby Beyoncé

Posted by Charles Mudede on Fri, Sep 25, 2009 at 3:46 PM

Behold the power of pop:

Before he/she has learned a single word or how to take a shit in the bathroom, that baby knows everything about Beyoncé.

The Homophobic Kiss of the Spider-Woman

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Sep 25, 2009 at 12:34 PM

Daily Scans posted a video of the new official Marvel Comics line of sexy superhero Halloween costumes for women:

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This is really kind of gross of course*, but it's not like Marvel is the only company making dumb sexy Halloween costumes, right? But the most interesting part of all this is that the Spider-Woman (excuse me, the "Black-Suited Spider-Girl", because a "Spider-Woman" would be gross and old and stuff) who is doing the modeling at left is former Miss California Carrie Prejean.

The photos on Disguise.com, which show the notoriously conservative and self-proclaimed Christian wearing knee-high shiny boots, a black mini skirt and belly-baring low-cut top in one ensemble, were taken last year when Prejean modeled for the Women of Marvel costume line, according to TMZ.

Way to bring one of the world's most famous homophobes into your sexism, Marvel Comics. You really got the grand slam this time.

* I will never understand the compulsion of comics fans to lust after sexy female versions of male superheroes. I mean, I do understand the compulsion behind it, but I guess I'll never understand why they're so open about it.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

What You Can Get A Million Lady Spiders to Do For You

Posted by Jen Graves on Tue, Sep 22, 2009 at 11:41 PM

Spin you a golden textile. (If they don't eat each other first.)

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Is There Too Much Rape in Superhero Comics?

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Sep 15, 2009 at 1:41 PM

Slog tipper Gloria alerts us to this io9 post about a recent Spider-Man comic book that started a controversy in the weird world of comics blogs. It seems that one of Spider-Man's villains, while impersonating his secret identity Peter Parker, had sex with Parker's roommate.

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When asked about this, Fred Van Lente, who is the writer of the story, responded in part by saying "My understanding of the definition of rape is that it requires force or the threat of force, so no. Using deception to trick someone into granting consent isn't quite the same thing." This rather stupid and wrongheaded statement did not help put out the fires caused by the rape scene. And then the next issue of the comic book came out, and once the real Peter Parker comes home, his roommate, who still believes she had sex with him, is wearing Parker's clothes and wackily believes they are now in a relationship:

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You can click to enlarge, but here is the majority of what she is saying:

We're going to have to work on that—your punctuality. Guys I date have to know how to use a watch....When I come home from a long day at the office, I expect minimum two hours quality time. Otherwise, what's the point of a relationship?...Your closet looked like a shrine to 1988. Don't worry. I gave it all away to Goodwill. Tomorrow we'll get you a whole new look.

So now on top of the rape, we have the "Women just want to trap you in a relationship and take you shopping to make you over like you are a Ken doll or something" plot in play. But Van Lente has made it all better! Now he suggests that fake-Peter Parker didn't have sex with the roommate, which means, in his opinion, that there was no rape at all. Um, okay then! Case closed?

Many thanks to Slog tipper Gloria, who says "Anyway, Paul, you might like this. Because of the comics. Not because of the rape."

Friday, August 28, 2009

Today in Anthropomorphism

Posted by Jesse Vernon on Fri, Aug 28, 2009 at 3:50 PM

I understand that in order for science news to be palatable to the masses, it must translate dull details into captivating bling—but everyone wants to read about gorillas! In this article, CNN covers the pending visit of a male gorilla to three female gorillas at a London zoo.

Girl gorillas go ape for French pinup hunk
One female gorilla shrieked in delight, while another wedged the poster in a tree to stare at it. A third, clearly overcome by emotion, held the photo close to her chest—then ate it.

Though slightly funny, like in the segment above, the piece reads like a shoddy parody of the Onion and offending turns of phrase abound: The female gorillas await their "prospective boyfriend," a "brooding French hunk," a "hirsute lothario." This sort of speech dehumanizes humans; to what level does it bring these complex beasts? I'm no zoologist, but I don't believe that gorillas seduce one another (is seduction necessary if instinct is mutual?), let alone shriek like tweens at photographs. Again, yes, anthropomorphism is inevitable when discussing animal behavior, particularly outside of scholarly contexts, but dredging up tired sexist tropes is old hat. Find a new way to spin your stories, please.

Slightly related:

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

"Do You Want to Touch What You See?"

Posted by Lindy West on Wed, Aug 26, 2009 at 3:27 PM

Listen up, people. This is a real movie:

And you can watch it TONIGHT (7 pm, Rendezvous, free) at BadMovieArt (which I previously wrote about here). BadMovieArt is FUN. A smart person would not miss Samurai Cop. Are you a smart person? Have you been circumcised?

Friday, August 21, 2009

The Penis of a Literary Character...

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Aug 21, 2009 at 4:25 PM

Is it in yet?
  • "Here comes the sparkle pony!"
...specifically, Edward Cullen from Twilight...will be available for sale on September 1st. The unofficial Twilight tie-in dildo sparkles, just like everyone's favorite vegetarian Mormon vampire. If you're interested, Edward is only slightly larger than average: 6.75 by 1.55 inches.

And for you straight boys who now need a good brain-scrubbing: Maybe you should check out this NSFW video demonstrating a dissolving bikini.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

What Have I Become?

Posted by Lindy West on Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 10:13 AM

You know when you're looking for a clip from the movie White Chicks to illustrate a post about how obviously criminal a White Chicks sequel is, and then what you find is this:

And then you're all laughing over your morning yogurt like a complete White Chicks fan? (Because of the part where he walks a thousand miles?) And you don't even know yourself anymore? Something's gone wrong today. Thanks for the identity crisis, Keenen Ivory.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Ho Down

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Mon, Jul 20, 2009 at 4:01 PM

From The Stranger's electronic mailbag:

Fun for the Whole Family at the 6TH Avenue Tacoma Farmer’s Market

Tacoma, WA - The Tacoma Farmer’s Market announces that on Tuesday, July 28, 2009 the 6th Ave Farmer’s Market will host its third themed market day. This market’s “Ho Down” theme will boast live blue grass music, a scavenger hunt and more entertainment for the entire family, signifying a renewed focus on keeping the atmosphere at the markets family-friendly.

"Ho" is not acceptable nomenclature for sex workers, and as the pope just proved, falling down is NOT funny. How is a ho down theme family-friendly?

UPDATE: I know, you're right, this post is pretty lame. I thought it was funny, though, then a colleague (who shall remain nameless) said it was hi-LAR-ious, which is how you people ended up with it. And just now another colleague (a different one, who also shall remain nameless) said maybe I should've titled it "Department of Fallen Women." I'm not at all sure that this would've been an improvement.

All I'm saying is STRANGER STAFF HIVE-MIND FAIL. Sorry! Later!

Friday, July 17, 2009

Where Not to Go on Your Summer Vacation

Posted by Audrey Van Buskirk on Fri, Jul 17, 2009 at 6:01 AM

They say deaths happen in threes, so perhaps it was a given that Natalia Estemirova would join Anna Politkovskaya and Stanislav Markelov on the list of prominent murdered Chechen dissidents.

Abducted Wednesday morning outside her home in Grozny by armed gunmen, she was found a few hours later, alongside a highway, dead of gunshot wounds to the head and chest.

Estemirova knew the dangers of her work, as she discussed in a prescient April 2008 interview with the New York Times.

"Armed people come, in uniforms, and put them in cars," she said, describing a typical abduction. "People understand they are the security forces. These people come back beaten, but are quiet and never speak out.

"We know people disappeared," she said. "We know most of them were killed. And we know we need to look for them with a shovel."

Chechen president Ramzan Kadyrov, who has the full support of the Kremlin, has disavowed any responsibility (of course) and promises to investigate fully, though given that the murders of Politkovskaya and Markelov are still unsolved, I wouldn't start holding my breath.

Despite the heroic efforts of people such as Estemirova, Politkovskaya, and Markelov, Chechnya sits firmly on that sad list of countries with horrific government-sanctioned human rights violations the world mostly shrugs off (Myanmar, Zimbabwe, Sudan).

Estemirova, who leaves behind a 15-year-old daughter, was reportedly terrified last year during a threatening meeting with Chechen president Ramzan Kadyrov after she had the audacity to protest a new law forcing women to wear head scarves.

That we as a society tolerate countries demanding that half their citizens shroud themselves in public is an endless source of outrage. Imagine what the world would do if a country ruled that all the men had to walk around with bags over their heads. Or all the Christians.

In related news, the Department of Homeland Security (such a ridiculous, xenophobic sounding name) announced yesterday that they want to change Bush administration policy and begin offering asylum to women who are severely battered and/or sexually abused by their spouses. But it's not exactly an open door. The women must be able to prove that they are considered property by their abusers and that they have no recourse in their own countries. Oh, and potential victims of the oh-so-charming custom of genital mutilation won't make the cut, so to speak.

It's hard to be thankful for such small blessings.

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