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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

My New Favorite Website of the Week

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Jul 1, 2009 at 12:57 PM

3ce9/1246469771-mechanobiology.pngSputnik Observatory For the Study of Contemporary Culture is a thoughtful new website that doesn't seem to be about selling shit. From the "About" page:

Sputnik Observatory is a New York not-for-profit educational organization dedicated to the study of contemporary culture. We fulfill this mission by documenting, archiving, and disseminating ideas that are shaping modern thought by interviewing leading thinkers in the arts, sciences and technology from around the world. Our philosophy is that ideas are NOT selfish, ideas are NOT viruses. Ideas survive because they fit in with the rest of life. Our position is that ideas are energy, and should interconnect and re-connect continuously because by linking ideas together we learn, and new ideas emerge.

Our goal is to encourage life-long learning, and we have created this website as a portal of possibilities. A democratic space where people can listen and engage with ideas that inform contemporary history. Ideas that we believe will empower everyone to be a part of today’s cultural conversation.

On this page, you can choose from themes by alphabetical order, and listen to conversations with smart people about those topics. One theme, for example, is Twenty-One Senses (The section opens "We are all superheroes (already you are smiling)...").

This website is especially great because it forgoes the magazine structure to create something that could only exist on the internet. I wish there was a little more text, but I'm sure that will come as Sputnik Observatory expands and grows over time.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Everybody's a Critic

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, Jun 29, 2009 at 11:32 AM

f8fd/1246297590-here-on-earth.jpgThere's a great roundup here of the big literary gossip of the weekend.

In brief: A Boston Globe book reviewer named Roberta Silman said that Alice Hoffman's new novel wasn't as good as her previous books. Hoffman then went ballistic on Twitter, calling Silman an "idiot." She further says Silman isn't a writer, and back in the good old days, writers used to review writers. Then Hoffman suggested that her complaining about this review was proud feminism, because she's not just sitting down and taking it. Then she suggests that Boston is a second-rate city.

And then she publishes Silman's e-mail and phone number online.

In conclusion, Alice Hoffman is a dolt. Her Twitter account no longer exists.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

America's Next Top Twitter

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Thu, Jun 25, 2009 at 7:01 PM

The Iran uprising vs. Michael Jackson?

Jackson wins:

"My Twitter search script sees roughly 15 percent of all posts on Twitter mentioning Michael Jackson. Never saw Iran or swine flu reach over 5 percent," observed Ethan Zuckerman, a fellow at Harvard's Beckman Center for Internet & Society. He "tweeted" his report.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Can You Rap Like Lil Wayne? Do You Mind Tricking Blind People?

Posted by David Schmader on Wed, Jun 24, 2009 at 12:06 PM

Then head immediately to Line Out.

Old Jews Telling Jokes

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Wed, Jun 24, 2009 at 9:42 AM

Slog tipper Matt says:

on this, the eve of my wedding, i share with you the greatest website ever.

i give you:

oldjewstellingjokes.com

the best part of the whole thing is the three seconds at the end of each video, after they finish the punch line, when they stand there a little awkwardly, rocking back and forth and smiling with pride.

updated every tuesday and thursday.

greatest website EVER.

They've got sex jokes. They've got fart jokes. They've got this good joke.

It's like your own little on-demand Friars' club.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Pugilism

Posted by David Schmader on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 1:09 PM

"An animated short that explores the unbelievably cruel but really adorable world of underground pug fighting," courtesy of MetaFilter.

Today in Microsoft Security Essentials and Recently in Bing

Posted by Grant Brissey on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 11:27 AM

Today Microsoft launched the beta version of its free antivirus/anti-malware product. Originally said to be named "Morro" after a beach in Sao Paulo, Brazil, it's now called Microsoft Security Essentials. MSE is meant to replace the subscription-based Windows Live OneCare consumer security suite, and is also geared toward consumers. Pcmag.com has a review of the SME beta version here. ZDNet.com reports that the downloads will be capped at 75,000. May the Force be with you.

Also, Steve Ballmer stated last week how much he's willing to pour into Bing over the next five years:

"Our shareholders, I told them we were willing to spend 5 to 10 percent of operating income for up to five years in this business, and we feel like we can get an economic return," Ballmer told a business luncheon in Chicago, without elaborating on the timeframe.

"We invested in Xbox for years and now it generates nice economic returns for us," he said, referring to the company's popular gaming console."

Fair enough, but a well-established video game console isn't the same thing as a relatively undeveloped Internet search engine. Citing industry data, Reuters also said that Bing had nabbed "12.1 percent of U.S. Internet searches for the June 8-12 work week, up from 11.3 percent from June 1-5 but trailing Google's 65 percent of U.S. searches in May."

Via reuters.com and pcmag.com.

Okay, Bing

Posted by David Schmader on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 9:44 AM

So Microsoft has launched a new search engine—Bing.com, "the world's first decision engine!"—and is hyping the launch with a series of commercials presenting Bing as the solution to the frantic info overload of other search engines. Here's one:

It's a good series of ads, miles above those million-dollar duds with Seinfeld, but still: Is using Google really like being trapped in bed—or on the street, or in a yoga class—with Rain Man?

In my experience, Google has always been pretty straightforward, plus I don't know how I feel about Microsoft making "decisions" about my search results. (These are the people who thought that Seinfeld ad was a good idea.) Is the keyword-ignited "info overload" the Bing ads are referencing perhaps the Google sidebars of search-term-related ads? (Which are weird but unimposing.) Or is Bing just trying to align Google with internet chaos the same way Mac ads align PCs with nerdy blandness?

Who knows, so I tried a test, entering the search terms "brides falling down" into both Google and Bing. Both quickly found what I wanted, but Google did it with some randomy bank shots, while Bing did it with 100 percent more advertising.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Do You Like to Have Sex With Trees?

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Jun 19, 2009 at 11:17 AM

This week's feature by Charles Mudede, about the sexiest trees in Seattle, is a really entertaining read. Here's one sexy tree, The Movie Star:

This tree near Lake Washington played a role in my movie Police Beat. It gave a great performance. Its moment of indie-film fame: The bike cop investigates a tree that has assaulted an old woman. She has a cut on her head. She points out the offending tree. The officer walks up to it and knocks on the bark with his knuckles. The bark answers with a hollow sound. The bike cop then returns to the old woman and says: "Your tree is dead, and if you do not cut it down, it will continue to harm and disturb the living." The scene is based on a real police report. A woman called the SPD and blamed a tree for assaulting her. The report caught my eye because I understood her confusion. In the way it is easy to believe a tree can love us, it should be easy to believe a tree can hate us. Dead trees are most bewildering things because trees are not supposed to die. They are supposed to live and live and live. There are trees that were alive when Jesus was alive. Despite its great acting and its beauty, the tree in Police Beat has so far failed to land another role.

Well, Charles's story has been picked up by Fark, and there is some weird shit going on over there. It started with comments:

RocketRod 2009-06-18 08:30:18 PM
That's a knotty pine.


CruiserTwelve 2009-06-18 08:39:49 PM
I'm glad that fig tree is wearing a fig leaf.


vossiewulf 2009-06-18 08:49:12 PM
Lots of hortisexuals up in those parts.


djkutch 2009-06-18 09:37:23 PM
Someone, somewhere is tired of her sap.


Walker 2009-06-18 10:44:10 PM
I'm getting wood.

6bec/1245435366-treegina.jpgBut then it turns into a competition to display photos of sexy, sexy trees and shrubbery. Some of the photos are clearly photoshopped, but that isn't the point. The point is that Charles Mudede's appreciation of trees in this week's paper seems to be creating a new fetish online. That is a good week's work, Mr. Mudede.

Where Have You Been All My Life, Daniel Tosh?

Posted by David Schmader on Fri, Jun 19, 2009 at 11:10 AM

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I know, I know: Daniel Tosh has been doing stand-up for years, and a quick scan of his Wikiquote page reveals him to be an incredibly funny man.

But now he's got this weekly television show, Tosh.0, featuring our charming host offering up/breaking down "the best of the web!", with a heaping helping of obsessive follow-through.

Case in point: The segment called "Web Redemption", wherein Tosh hunts down notorious viral video "celebrities"—Afro Ninja, that guy who puked during a TV interview—and gives them a chance to redeem themselves. My fave-to-date features Miss Teen South Carolina, whose ridiculous pageant babblings made her an international laughingstock.

Then came Tosh:

Tosh.0Thurs, 10pm / 9c
Web Redemption - Miss South Carolina
www.comedycentral.com
Daniel ToshMiss Teen South CarolinaDemi Moore Picture

Aside from being an exceedingly funny man, he's also a bit of a masochist, as seen in this clip where he self-tests several internet memes in rapid succession.

In short: Tosh.O is like the justly beloved The Soup (Joel McHale, swoon!), only devoted to the web, and much weirder, scarier, and funnier. (For instance, Tosh isn't above showing perfectly SFW-but-psychologically damaging crush videos*.) If you like to be lightly upset while you laugh really hard, watch it.

*Featured crush video involves no crushed animals or insects, just bread, hence the title, "How Croutons Are Made."

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Writing Advice From a Blogger

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 4:57 PM

Want to be a writer, like this 24 year-old who wrote to The Reverse Cowgirl? Her advice is simple: Give up the dream.

If you think I make money off blogging, you are misguided. Once, I made some money off this blog by running some American Apparel ads featuring porn star Sasha Grey wearing some thigh-high socks and a thick genital shrug of pubic hair. Welcome to journalism 2009. It's an ugly world.

Sometimes, I like to torture myself by thinking back to 2000, or whenever it was, before the dot-com bubble burst and we all died. It was an amazing, heady time. I used $20 as toilet paper and ate Chicken Kiev flown in from the Russian Tea Room for breakfast. Truly, I wrote for a website called Beer.com that paid me, like, a $1,000 for, I can't remember, a monthly 500-word column or something. That was a good time. Until it wasn't. And then it wasn't.

Thanks to Slog tipper Caroline.

New In Google Books

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 4:00 PM

TechCrunch (by way of The Proverbial Lone Wolf Librarian's Weblog) reports that Google Books has added a whole bunch of features. Some of the new changes include the ability to turn a book into plain text (if the font the book was published in is especially awful, which happens a lot with older editions), the ability to clip and publish certain portions of books on a website or blog, or the ability to embed a whole book, YouTube-style, into a website or blog:

I think this embedding function could be a very useful thing, especially if you want to quote from copyright-free works.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

"Great Moments in Movie History"

Posted by David Schmader on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 10:05 AM

As the folks behind Great Moments in Movie History put it:

Sure, the Critereon Collection collects the finest films in their entirety—but who wants to sit through an entire film? So we here at The Offline, along with our friends at the North American Council for the Preservation of Exceptional Media, have taken it upon ourselves to collect the very best moments and post them here for all to admire.

Here's a prime sample, from 2006's The Wicker Man.

Can Oscars be revoked?

Anyway, GMIMH has compiled a small but impressive library of great moments, from fabulous new finds to old favorites.

Find the growing archive of Great Moments in Movie History here. Some are semi-perfect distillations of entire movies, others are just prime bits of screen-poop. (I've seen the whole of The Love Guru, and this is all that even the most tenacious cinematic masochist need see.)

Thanks for the heads-up, MetaFilter.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Your Afternoon Entertainment

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 5:01 PM

Super Punch posted some great early Jim Henson-made commercials for Wilkins Coffee. Some of them are incredibly violent, and if you watch them in a row like this, they seem to become really weird commentary on commercials.

Super Punch also links to some other Jim Henson juvenilia. You should check it out. A few of these commercials are on display at the E.M.P.'s Muppet exhibit right now, too.

If Muppets aren't your thing, perhaps you'll enjoy Friday's episode of Dinosaur Comics, which is one of the most clever webcomics I've seen in a long time.

MyWhatnow?

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 2:31 PM

MySpace is cutting their workforce by almost 30%. Friendster was unavailable for comment.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Afternoon Reading

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 2:23 PM

Sometimes a blog just gets on a roll. This morning, Futurismic looked at two weird internet phenomena:

Pseuicide, which is when you fake your death on the internet.

and

Crowdsourced justice, in which people on the internet heckle and investigate evildoers into the hands of the law.

Both posts link to longer pieces about the phenomena, and they're both really fascinating stuff.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Today in Microsoft and Security

Posted by Grant Brissey on Wed, Jun 10, 2009 at 2:15 PM

Microsoft has released a record number of patches addressing a total of 31 vulnerabilities, including one "critical hole" in IE 8, which a bunch of nerds reportedly hacked for sport here, and which basically allows "remote code execution if a user views a specifically crafted Web page."

Meanwhile, employees are testing a free anti-virus service (which sort of seems like putting a band-aid on an amputation) that will compete with companies like Symantec Corp and McAfee.

Here is the Microsoft Download Center.

Via Cnet and Reuters.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Sorry About That, [Insert Real Name Here]

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Jun 9, 2009 at 4:49 PM

The conservative blogger who outed his pseudonymous nemesis (say that five times fast) that I wrote about yesterday has apologized for doing so.

On reflection, I now realize that, completely apart from any debate over our respective rights and completely apart from our competing views on the merits of pseudonymous blogging, I have been uncharitable in my conduct towards the blogger who has used the pseudonym Publius. Earlier this evening, I sent him an e-mail setting forth my apology for my uncharitable conduct. As I stated in that e-mail, I realize that, unfortunately, it is impossible for me to undo my ill-considered disclosure of his identity. For that reason, I recognize that Publius may understandably regard my apology as inadequate.

The pseudonymous blogger accepted the apology. Then the conservative blogger had to restate that he actually meant the apology and wasn't forced to do it. It's pretty apparent who looks worse now that the dust has settled.

There Goes The Rest of My Year

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Jun 9, 2009 at 1:50 PM

This is one of those websites that I can't believe I didn't think of first: Wordnik is a website on which you can look up words. But it's not just a dictionary:

At Wordnik, you get:

* real example sentences to show words in context

* meaningful information about your word's frequency and use patterns

* related words—not just synonyms and antonyms, but words that behave in similar ways

* the chance to contribute to our knowledge of English through recording pronunciations, pointing us towards new words, adding tags and related words, and leaving your notes.

It's part dictionary, part web-tymology, and part wiki: I especially like the feature that shows real-time Twitter usages of the word and the graph that shows how often the word has been used in the last two hundred years. I chose the word "oblong" out of the blue and here's the graph and frequency for "oblong":

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I want to type in every word I know*.

(Via.)

* Dear commenters who hate me: Allow me to write this comment for you: "That oughta take about twenty minutes or so." Haw!

Monday, June 8, 2009

You're Never as Anonymous as You Think You Are

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, Jun 8, 2009 at 4:57 PM

In a post titled "Exposing an Irresponsible Anonymous Blogger," Ed Whelan, a legal conservablogger for National Review, outed a pseudonymous liberal blogger over the weekend.

Well, I’m amused to learn that I was wrong about publius’s lack of legal education. I’ve been reliably informed that publius is in fact the pseudonym of law professor John F. Blevins of the South Texas College of Law. I e-mailed Blevins to ask him to confirm or deny that he is publius, and I copied the e-mail to the separate e-mail address, under the pseudonym “Edward Winkleman,” that publius used to respond to my initial private complaints about his reckless blogging. In response, I received from “Edward Winkleman” an e-mail stating that he is “not commenting on [his] identity” and that he writes under a pseudonym “[f]or a variety of private, family, and professional reasons.”

The two writers had gone head-to-pseudonymous-head for years. Whelan's actions have set off a little storm of discussions about internet pseudonyms, and he responded to those criticisms here:

A blogger may choose to blog under a pseudonym for any of various self-serving reasons, from the compelling (e.g., genuine concerns about personal safety) to the respectable to the base. But setting aside the extraordinary circumstances in which the reason to use a pseudonym would be compelling, I don’t see why anyone else has any obligation to respect the blogger’s self-serving decision.

And here's the thing: I don't agree with Whelan's actions, but I do agree with what he has to say about obligation. It's morally sketchy to out someone like that, but you shouldn't operate under a pseudonym without being able to deal with the consequences of your actions. Blevins's fellow law bloggers are discussing the issue further here and here.

This sort of thing is something that the Seattle blogging community dealt with a while ago, of course, when right-wing blogger Stefan Sharkansky outed his waiter when she revealed that he was a bad tipper on a blog, but this sort of thing is an important discussion to reconsider from time to time.

This Week in Procrastination

Posted by Lindy West on Mon, Jun 8, 2009 at 4:04 PM

I have to say, this is a fucking good idea:

Corrupted-Files.com offers a service—recently noted by several academic bloggers who have expressed concern—that sells students (for only $3.95, soon to go up to $5.95) intentionally corrupted files. Why buy a corrupted file? Here's what the site says: "Step 1: After purchasing a file, rename the file e.g. Mike_Final-Paper. Step 2: E-mail the file to your professor along with your 'here's my assignment' e-mail. Step 3: It will take your professor several hours if not days to notice your file is 'unfortunately' corrupted. Use the time this website just bought you wisely and finish that paper!!!"

The site promises that students can stop using "lame excuses" like the deaths of grandmothers or turning in poor work.

Via Inside Higher Ed.

The New Model?

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, Jun 8, 2009 at 12:09 PM

Reportedly, Hulu is going to start charging for content, at least a little bit:

Speaking last night at an Internet Week event sponsored by The Hollywood Reporter, Jonathan Miller, News Corp.'s newly-installed chief digital officer, said he envisions a future where at least some of the TV shows and movies on Hulu, the premium video site co-owned by News Corp. (NWS), NBC Universal and Disney (DIS), are available only to subscribers.

Seems like the internet is getting ready to switch back to a pay-for-play model, but I just can't see that happening anymore. How is anyone ever going to make money off this goddamned thing?

Friday, June 5, 2009

"my R2D2 mouse mashup taxidermy set needs a good home"

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Fri, Jun 5, 2009 at 9:56 AM

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The bidding, on ebay, is currently at $0.03. The mashed-up mice could be yours!

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Re: The Tiananmen Massacre, Twenty Years Later

Posted by Grant Brissey on Thu, Jun 4, 2009 at 5:13 PM

As pointed out in the comments here, Chinese government censors celebrated the twentieth anniversary of the Tiananmen Massacre by shutting down a bunch of the Internet.

Chinese services are facing so much pressure from the government to keep their users from talking about that bloody day, they are just shutting down comment boards, or claiming their services are closed for unspecified upgrades. For instance, FanFou.com, a popular Twitter-like service, shut its doors for the week, and says it will re-open on June 6.

Meanwhile, the so-called Great Firewall of China is blocking Twitter, human rights groups’ websites and blogging services hosted outside of China. Despite that censorship, the country is still very interested in the events of 20 years ago, when the government crushed an unprecedented pro-democracy protest in Beijing by unleashing the army on unarmed students. [Rebecca MacKinnon, the co-founder of Global Voices], the former Beijing Bureau Chief for CNN, noted that the top three hot queries on Google.cn were about the anniversary, despite Google’s willing censorship of search results. But Google does better than the Chinese-owned Baidu search engine, which reports no results for an image search for “Tiananmen Square.” Baidu’s blogging service also searches draft posts for keywords, and forbids publication of posts with controversial terms.

What's more, authorities put Tiananmen Square on a virtual lockdown. The Los Angeles Times has an interesting report of the day's events (or lack-thereof):

On this day, there are commemorative ceremonies all around the world - in Washington, London, Hong Kong, Los Angeles. Almost everywhere, it would seem, but here, where it happened.

Dissidents around China have been put under house arrest to prevent any attempt to enter the square. The foreign media have been barred for the day. The entire 10 acres are fenced off with police barricades. White tents like the ones used for the happier occasion of last summer's Olympic Games are outfitted with metal detectors. The authorities look not just for weapons, but also for papers and scarves that might be unfurled into a banner. Some visitors are asked to show their passports; those who have Chinese "J" visas (the letter indicating the holder is a journalist) are turned away.

Also, Slog commenter blip suggests the Frontline documentary The Tank Man, which you can stream here.

Via Wired.com and Latimes.com.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Is It Hot Enough For You, Goth?

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Jun 3, 2009 at 3:34 PM

2cb7/1244055622-michael-wilson.jpgWhen I was in high school, I was friends with a kid who was so goth that he would not even take off his giant heavy gray trench coat and combat boots when he went swimming in the mighty Saco River during summer vacation. I often find myself thinking of that dumb loyalty to a dumb fashion statement, and so I really enjoy Goths in Hot Weather, a new blog. Photos are rated in both "Gothiness" and "Sweatiness." It's pretty funny.

(Via the Awl.)

(Note: Just because I endorse this blog now does not mean I endorse the inevitable book deal, which will net the bloggers some six figures to produce a piece-of-crap book.)

 

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