Cartoonist Roberta Gregory (the creator of awesome Fantagraphics comic Bitchy Bitch) is working on a website and book of true-life cat stories, and she'll immortalize your cat story in a one-page comic! Gregory will draw your cat story (100 words or less) and give you the finished page of suitable-for-framing artwork, when it's all done, to boot! Because we're feeling generous, we'll toss in $95 to spend on a photo shoot at Raindog pet photography!
There isn't a better gift to get your kitty! You only have 10 minutes left to bid—bid now! NOW!
Imagine this: You're at a bar and you see a cutie across the room, so you chat him/her up a little and eventually exchange numbers. After a couple days, this sex god or goddess decides to give you a call and—what's this?—is that Sub Pop's comedy superstar Eugene Mirman as your hilarious and personalized outgoing voice-mail message? Yes it is! Impressive! It will absolutely score you a date. Probably even get you laid! (Not a promise.)
Just about every section of the paper is up for grabs in Strangercrombie—if you're the highest bidder come 5 pm tomorrow, you get to tell us what to write about! And as of right now, some of it is going for insultingly low prices:
And there's plenty more where that came from. And even though you'll no doubt use your prize for selfish reasons (fame! glory! hooray!), all the money raised will be donated to three great charities. So it evens out.
Have a friend who could use some cheering up this holiday season? Or maybe your office party needs an extra special touch! The Sugarplum Elves are on their way!
The Sugarplum Elves are "a song-and-dance variety act that specializes in singing telegrams and seasonal entertainment," and they're up for bid right now in Strangercrombie! They'll even perform your customized routine, and right now they're going for just $51. A steal!
Don't know how to dress yourself? Let Strangercrombie help! There are plenty of fashionable items up for bid in this year's auction—from pretty jewelry and cool t-shirts to entire outfits! Here's just a taste of what's waiting for you: