There isn't a better gift to get your kitty! You only have 10 minutes left to bid—bid now! NOW!

Bidding on this item ends at 5 pm today! Bid now!

Just about every section of the paper is up for grabs in Strangercrombie—if you're the highest bidder come 5 pm tomorrow, you get to tell us what to write about! And as of right now, some of it is going for insultingly low prices:

• Pick a week's worth of Stranger Suggests! ($52)
• Buy a positive chow review for whatever restaurant or chef you want! ($132)
• Put whatever you want on the cover! Use it to promote your company, embarrass your little brother, whatever! ($609)
• Buy a positive music profile on whatever band or musician you choose! ($123)
• Tell Party Crasher what party to go to! And they'll write about it and make it sound epic! ($43)
• Be Drunk of the Week! ($103)

And there's plenty more where that came from. And even though you'll no doubt use your prize for selfish reasons (fame! glory! hooray!), all the money raised will be donated to three great charities. So it evens out.

Strangercrombie: Once a year we do something good™.

The Sugarplum Elves are "a song-and-dance variety act that specializes in singing telegrams and seasonal entertainment," and they're up for bid right now in Strangercrombie! They'll even perform your customized routine, and right now they're going for just $51. A steal!

You can see them in action here and here.

Bid now, or have the most boring, song-and-danceless holiday season ever.

A cozy kitty bonnet! (Sorry, kisses from a cute girl not included.)

A pretty silk-screened sweatshirt designed by Sam Trout!

An entire outfit for the vintage-loving man in your life courtesy of No Parking on Pine!

Or how about a $1,200 wedding dress!

Bidding ends this Friday, December 11th, at 5 pm. Don't miss out, you fashionable fox, you.

Buy every CD Barsuk released this year! (And you'll also get a mug and a Barsuk tote bag!)

Buy every record Sub Pop has released this year! On VINYL!

Buy every CD Hardly Art has released ever! Including albums by the Dutchess and the Duke, Talbot Tagora, Arthur & Yu and many more!

Awesome, right?

Bidding ends this Friday at 5 pm. All proceeds will be donated to Urban Rest Stop, Country Doctor, and Senior Services.

• Grabbing a beer with Mike McGinn!

• A positive book review about whatever book you want!

• A private dinner party for 12 at Via Tribunali (and years worth of coffee from Caffe Vita)!

• Five dozen Trophy cupcakes that you design!

But don't worry, not everything is going for hundreds—there are still plenty of gifts for under $70. Bidding ends at 5 pm this Friday, December 11th.

Strangercrombie: Once a year we do something good™.