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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Jeremy Lin Saves the NBA

Posted by on Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 12:30 PM

I and many other people finally have a reason to watch professional basketball. That reason is Jeremy Lin.


Yes, he is Asian. Yes, the announcer can't stop associating his brilliant athleticism with a high IQ. Yes, race is once again the ground of an athlete's success. But there is no intelligence without a body. There was always only intelligence. The brain, as Spinoza pointed out so long ago, is the idea of the body.

Spike Lee on Lin.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

So Say Seattle DOES Finally Get a Hockey Team

Posted by on Wed, Feb 8, 2012 at 12:51 PM

What do you think this team's goal song should be? Discuss over here! (Because it's gonna have to be better than what the Nashville Predator's have got.)

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Tuesday, February 7, 2012

The Return of the Supersonics?

Posted by on Tue, Feb 7, 2012 at 12:54 PM

The buzz:

The Associated Press reports that "the city of Seattle has been working behind the scenes the past eight months with a hedge-fund manager to bring an NBA team back to town." This could happen next fall if the Sacramento Kings don't like the deal offered for a new arena in that city, the AP notes.
The man behind all this is 44-year-old Christopher Hansen, a hedge-fund manager and Seattle native who now lives in San Francisco, the wire service reports. He "approached the city about his desire to buy an NBA team and build an arena south of Safeco Field," where the Seattle Mariners play, the AP notes.

Why did I post this piece of gossip? Because it gave me a reason to post this old skool rap...

Monday, February 6, 2012

Sunday, February 5, 2012

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Yay!

Posted by on Sun, Feb 5, 2012 at 7:42 PM

Madonna won the Super Bowl!!

You Guys, the Superbowl Is Happening Right Now!

Posted by on Sun, Feb 5, 2012 at 3:43 PM

It's the Seattle Supersonics vs. the Philadelphia Flyers! Who's gonna win it? How many chicken wings have you eaten? On a scale 1-10, how drunk are you? Who's calling in sick tomorrow?

Thursday, February 2, 2012

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For the First Time Ever, The World's Gayest Super Bowl Party Will Involve Actual Watching of the Actual Super Bowl

Posted by on Thu, Feb 2, 2012 at 12:01 PM

Red velvet armadillo cake, made by Jake Nelson, in honor of Steel Magnolias
  • Red velvet armadillo cake, made by Jake Nelson, in honor of Steel Magnolias

I've written previously about Seattle's Gayest Super Bowl Party, in which a bunch of homosexuals gather in a West Seattle apartment to ignore the Super Bowl by immersing themselves in various faggy delights. (The most recent one I attended involved drunken screenings of Steel Magnolias and Beaches, with thematically appropriate food and drink.)

But this year, Super Bowl organizers decided they didn't want to be ignored by the campy gays, so they did the one thing that would guarantee maximum campy gay eyes pointed at their football game: PUT A MADONNA CONCERT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

Well-played, Super Bowl planners.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Happy NHL All Star Weekend!

Posted by on Fri, Jan 27, 2012 at 12:15 PM

This weekend some of the NHL's best players* will be in Ottawa for the 2012 All-Star weekend.

The Skill Competitions (speed skating, accuracy shooting, hardest shot, etc.) are tomorrow at 4 pm PST, and the all-star game is Sunday at 1 pm PST. I will be watching both while eating a giant plate of nachos.

I'll be rooting for Predators' Shea Weber, Ryan Suter, and Craig Smith (Tootoo and Rinne were robbed!). Surely Weber will be one to watch in the hardest shot competition. Did you know that during the 2010 Winter Olympics Weber shot a puck so hard that it WENT THROUGH THE NET? Dude.

As for the all-star game, the roster was announced yesterday. It's Team Chara vs. Team Alfredsson. Alfredsson has the Sedins (gross), Scotty Hartnell, Shea Weber, and Henrik Lundqvist while Team Chara has Patrick Kane, Corey Perry, Ryan Suter, Evgeni Malkin, and goalie Timmy Thomas. (See the full line-ups here.)

It's tough to predict who'll win. Timmy Thomas is incredible, but the Sedins, Hartnell, and Weber will be hard to beat. I'm going to say Team Alfredsson. But just barely. Where do you stand, hockey fans? Let's find out with a Slog poll!

*Except for Ovechkin, who's not playing very well this season anyway.

Monday, January 23, 2012

It's Almost Time for the Super Bowl Puppy Bowl!

Posted by on Mon, Jan 23, 2012 at 3:15 PM

And this year's Puppy Bowl starting line-up has been announced:

I love Bandit and Duncan the Beagle. So much. <3

Sunday, January 22, 2012

It Was Always Hard to Imagine Penn State Without Joe Paterno, or Vice Versa

Posted by on Sun, Jan 22, 2012 at 9:54 AM

Of course, it was lung cancer, or the "complications" thereof, that is the official cause of death. But we all know that Joe Paterno really died of a broken heart.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Winter-Funtimes Getaway in Vancouver, B.C.: The Winner

Posted by on Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 7:04 PM

That's Norm in the bottom left corner.
  • That's Norm in the bottom left corner.

Remember how our friends in B.C., gave Slog some winter-funtimes to give away—a two-night stay at Vancouver, B.C.'s posh Shangri-La Hotel PLUS winter-funtimes at the City & Slope festival, which runs February 9-12?

Remember how Dan Savage wanted to see your "gear" (clearly hoping for NSFW entries)?

Only one person was capable of following the (rather simple!) instructions for entering—a photo of you, your gear, a copy of The Stranger—so we have a winner: Larry, who says, "Norm the gnome and I would like to go." Congratulations, Larry (and Norm).

Sledding Is Great, Sledding Is Fun

Posted by on Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 11:15 AM

But clean up your trash, people.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Take Back The Streets! The Denny Hill Sled-A-Thon 2012

Posted by on Wed, Jan 18, 2012 at 8:11 PM

Seattle wants it's citizens to play in the parks instead of the streets, but city parks don't have HILLS. Not hills like Denny Hill—a monster that you can fly down with just about anything from a laundry basket to a lunch tray, or, sheesh, even an old garbage bag. I don't think I've never seen so many people having fun in Seattle. I mean, outdoors... I mean, within city limits.

I bet it goes on all night... More photos after the jump!

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Monday, January 16, 2012

New York Times Catches Up to Slog

Posted by on Mon, Jan 16, 2012 at 8:57 AM

Regarding for whom to root in the NLF postseason, with a taxonomy of football nicknames.

6 years after I pointed out that birds don't win.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Win a Two-Night Winter-Funtimes Getaway in Vancouver, B.C.!

Posted by on Fri, Jan 13, 2012 at 12:05 PM

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Good news, everyone! We're officially friends with Canada again! I knew they couldn't actually be mean.

And our friends in B.C., out of the sheer sweetness of their maple-syrup-filled hearts, have given Slog something cool to give away: a two-night stay at Vancouver, B.C.'s posh Shangri-La Hotel PLUS winter-funtimes at the City & Slope festival, which runs February 9-12.

The winter-funtimes on the slopes: two passes to Grouse Mountain—15 minutes from downtown Vancouver, super-steep, and extremely beautiful—which on February 11 and 12 is open all day and all night for 24 Hours of Winter, including 24 hours of skiing/snowboarding/ice-skating; sunset, midnight, and sunrise guided snowshoe tours; DJs; bars open until 4 a.m. (oh, Canada!); nighttime zipline tours; and snowshoe fondue tours.

And putting the city in City & Slope, Illuminate Yaletown is a street party with light installations from local artists, there's an ice-carving competition, goings-ons at Science World, etc.

But how do we decide who gets all this awesomeness?

Dan Savage wants to see your gear. To enter to win, just submit a photo of you with your snowboarding/skiing equipment—including this week's Stranger cover in the photo so we know it's a picture of you—to myequipment@thestranger.com by Monday at noon. Finalists will be chosen by a panel of experts, and a legally binding Slog poll will determine the winner.

You may define "equipment" however you like (NSFW entries depicting, say, behinds will be behind a jump in the final poll). Make sure your passport's up to date, and hit the photographic slopes!

James 3:3

Posted by on Fri, Jan 13, 2012 at 10:15 AM

Tim Tebow... re-conceived... and roughly photoshopped... for the not-too-discerning centaur fetishist.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Win a Two-Night Winter-Funtimes Getaway in Vancouver, B.C.!

Posted by on Thu, Jan 12, 2012 at 11:20 AM

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Our friends in Canada, out of the sheer sweetness of their Canadian hearts (they're filled with maple syrup!*), have given Slog something cool to give away: a two-night stay at Vancouver, B.C.'s posh Shangri-La Hotel PLUS winter-funtimes at the City & Slope festival, which runs February 9-12.

The winter-funtimes on the slopes: two passes, including skiing/snowboarding, to Grouse Mountain—15 minutes from downtown Vancouver, super-steep, and extremely beautiful—which on February 11 and 12 is open all day and all night for 24 Hours of Winter, with:

Grouse Mountain (click to enlarge)
  • Grouse Mountain (click to enlarge)

· 24 hours of skiing/snowboarding/ice-skating
· Sunset, midnight, and sunrise guided snowshoe tours
· Sunset and sunrise tours to the Eye of The Wind
· Live DJs
· Bars open until 4 a.m.
· Midnight Torch Light Parade
· Action sport movie screenings in the Theatre in The Sky
· Nighttime ‘dark’ Zipline tours
· Snowshoe fondue tours

Snowboard or ski at sunrise! And putting the city in City & Slope:

As far as the city activities go, Illuminate Yaletown is a multi-night, entertainment-filled street party that features remarkable light installations from local artists. And the winner will be able to partake in all of the activities on offer, including the ice-carving competition at Yaletown Park, the animation at Science World, etc.

But how do we decide who gets all this awesomeness?

Dan Savage is sitting here, and Dan Savage says show us your gear! As it is Dan Savage's world, and we are but guests in it, to enter to win just submit a photo of you with your snowboarding/skiing equipment—including this week's Stranger cover in the photo so we know it's a picture of you—to myequipment@thestranger.com by Monday at noon. Finalists will be chosen by a panel of experts, and a legally binding Slog poll will determine the winner.

You may define "equipment" however you like (NSFW entries depicting, say, behinds will be behind a jump in the final poll). Make sure your passport's up to date, and hit the photographic slopes!

*Except the heart of the government, which is full of to-be-determined at this juncture.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Deep Thought

Posted by on Tue, Jan 10, 2012 at 3:16 PM

Some are showered with praise for abstaining from acts that they have no desire to engage in.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Is Seattle Finally Getting a Hockey Team?

Posted by on Wed, Jan 4, 2012 at 11:50 AM

Short answer: No. Not yet.

But! While nothing has been confirmed, it continues to look more and more likely that Seattle will eventually get its own NHL team. Like, before I'm too old to go to games. And now that there are serious plans to get an NHL-friendly arena, Puck Daddy points out it's quite possible the Phoenix Coyotes could be coming our way.

I will be first in line for season tickets (though I'll have to wear my Preds jersey when Nashville comes to town).

(Thanks for the tip, Peter!)

Monday, January 2, 2012

Who Will Win the Winter Classic?

Posted by on Mon, Jan 2, 2012 at 12:17 PM

The puck is about to drop in the NHL Winter Classic, the Rangers vs. the Flyers.

It was announced yesterday that Sergei Bobrovsky will start for the Flyers while Ilya Bryzgalov will be sitting on the bench drinking tea. (From his thermos.)

Also: Fans in the stadium just started booing during "Oh Canada." Stay classy, America. And someone yelled "You suck!" at the color guard.

Anyway!

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Seahawks Get What They Deserve

Posted by on Sun, Jan 1, 2012 at 5:24 PM

Last year the Seattle Seahawks finished the season with a losing 7-9 record, yet still made the playoffs atop a pathetic Western division. They even managed to win a playoff game against the defending Super Bowl champions. This year, no such luck, with the same 7-9 record landing the Seahawks in third place, six wins behind first place San Francisco.

On the bright side, the Seahawks will benefit from a draft position commensurate with their middling record.

Friday, December 30, 2011

Where Will You be Watching the Winter Classic?

Posted by on Fri, Dec 30, 2011 at 1:21 PM

The NHL Winter Classic is just a few days away. Are you excited yet? Here's a pretty cool time-lapse video of the crew putting together the rink at Philly's Citizens Bank Park:

While we're on the subject, can you recommend any places in town that'll be good for watching the game on Tuesday Monday? Somewhere with a lot of hockey fans! Or good food. Or even outside seating, so it'll be like we're out in the cold just like all the fans in Philly.

Help, Seattle hockey lovers!

(Sorry I originally said the game was on Tuesday when it's really on Monday. I got confused because it's on the 2nd instead of the 1st, and then I was all "That means Tuesday!" in my head and I didn't bother to look at a calendar to double check. Good job, me!)

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

More Wisdom From NHL's Ilya Bryzgalov

Posted by on Wed, Dec 28, 2011 at 3:43 PM

I ended today's Morning News post with a clip from the first episode of this season's 24/7: The Road To The NHL Winter Classic, where goalie Ilya Bryzgalov explained why he's fascinated with the universe. Last week's episode brought more quotable moments from Bryz, which I meant to post on Slog at the time, but then I was distracted by all the shiny things on the Christmas tree. Anyway, apparently Bryzgalov thinks his husky dog is "basically a hot girl."

What will Bryzgalov say next? Find out tonight on episode 3 of 24/7: Flyers and Rangers: The Road To The NHL Winter Classic

I fucking love this series.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

North Korea and Shakespeare

Posted by on Tue, Dec 27, 2011 at 4:32 PM

Anyone else feeling oddly interested in the stories coming out of North Korea regarding the succession of Kim Jong-un? I normally don't follow news from this part of the world very closely, but I was stuck on a slow El train and began to read about the succession and how it would work. I was blown away: it was like something out of Shakespeare.

Kim Jong-un's exact position in a system of primogeniture is unclear, but his father Kim Jong-il promoted him to Heir Apparent status just a few years ago over children by his two wives and older children of his mother, probably not one of Jung-il's wives, but a "consort." Just as in Shakespeare's history plays, you need a chart to figure out who's who, who's related to whom, and how. Kim Jung-un's full and half-siblings have to tread carefully to avoid death or exile. His father's aunts and uncles, who helped Kim Jong-il consolidate his power when the grandfather/founder of the dynasty, Kim Sung-il, died, will play a role in the succession. Various generals and other powers have to be placated or put out of the picture. The nearby first-cousin foreign rival has to be intimidated lest it interfere with or try to take advantage of the shift in power. Military might must be displayed to cow enemies near and far.

Change some of the names from Kims and Jangs to York and Lancaster or Tudor and Stuart, change the rivals from South Korea and Japan and the U. S. and China to France and Scotland and Spain, and you've got Shakespeare. With nukes. I will be paying more attention to this part of the world. . . .

The stories, in roughly chronological order.

And let's hope he's as good as his dad was at sports. Sports can distract a guy from nuking things.

Nashville's Shea Weber Is Out With a Concussion

Posted by on Tue, Dec 27, 2011 at 11:56 AM

The Nasvhille Predators' captain, Shea Weber (AKA the man with one of the best playoff beards in the NHL), didn't play in last night's game against the Red Wings (giving rookie Ryan Ellis a chance to make his NHL debut), and everyone was pretty quiet about why Weber was MIA. The most specific report said "upper body injury."

This morning, though, the Preds announced their captain is out with a concussion:

According to the team, Weber "is out for Wed game with a concussion sustained at Dallas. He will be evaluated on a daily basis with no timetable on his return."

However, the Predators' Twitter feed also contained a pair of quotes from coach Barry Trotz in which he said of Weber, "He's recovering pretty well, I would say," and that "there's a chance (he could play) Friday."

Noooooooooooooo! Not Weber, too! Sidney Crosby and Chris Pronger are also both out with concussions. Why is hockey being such a jerk this year?

Monday, December 26, 2011

Hoop Puck Dreams

Posted by on Mon, Dec 26, 2011 at 9:06 AM

Something called "the NBA" apparently started their season yesterday. Locally, it was a non-event that might have gotten more attention here in Seattle if we actually had a team, a situation that might be remedied if a group of wealthy investors have their way and build a new arena a couple blocks south of Safeco Field.

If these investors want to spend their own money to build an arena and move in a team, more power to them, as long as they don't expect much help from state or local taxpayers. But not much of a basketball fan myself, I was personally less than excited by the news, until I dug a little deeper into the article:

Hansen is working with a Bellevue man who would like to bring an NHL professional hockey team to Seattle to play in the arena, according to the source, who did not know the name of the Eastside participant.

An NHL team? Fuck yeah! Go Seattle Metropolitans! It's past time to bring the Stanley Cup back to Seattle. (You know, as long as it doesn't cost much taxpayer money.)

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