
The Intelligence² Debate - Stephen Fry (Unedited)
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Ex-youth pastor tried to hire hit man to kill girls he was accused of molestingA former Greenwood Salvation Army youth pastor has been charged with trying to hire a hit man to kill three teenage girls with whom he was accused of having sex. Johnson County prosecutors who charged 30-old Jonathan James Hartman with conspiracy to commit murder Thursday say he also tried to have killed a child of one of the victims, whom he believed to be his. Court documents allege that Hartman offered a fellow inmate $50,000 for the killings while he was being held in Johnson County Jail awaiting trial on charges of child molesting and sexual misconduct with a minor.
This simply boggles the modern mind:
Turkish police have recovered the body of a 16-year-old girl they say was buried alive by relatives in an "honour" killing carried out as punishment for talking to boys.Honor killings account for over half of the murders in Turkey. What is so hard to grasp in all of this is the reason why the culture hates women so deeply? By all appearances, it's a culture of serial killers. How in the world can a parent override the most basic, biological love for one's own child with this honor nonsense? Worse than that is the slowness of the state to act and punish. Honor killings thrive because the state permits it.The girl, who has been identified only by the initials MM, was found in a sitting position with her hands tied, in a two-metre hole dug under a chicken pen outside her home in Kahta, in the south-eastern province of Adiyaman.
Police made the discovery in December after a tip-off from an informant, the Turkish newspaper Hurriyet reported on its website.
The girl had previously been reported missing.
The informant told the police she had been killed following a family "council" meeting.
Her father and grandfather are said to have been arrested and held in custody pending trial. It is unclear whether they have been charged. The girl's mother was arrested but was later released.
...A postmortem examination revealed large amounts of soil in her lungs and stomach, indicating that she had been alive and conscious while being buried. Her body showed no signs of bruising.
...by shit like this:

In a deliberate attempt to ridicule a lesbian couple involved in an adoption case, the Florida Family Policy Council used the above-left photo in press materials about the case. The actual couple is on the right. My source tips me that the left photo is the first result one gets when doing a Google search for "ugly lesbians."
Do right-wing fundamentalist Christians really believe that only good-looking people with decent haircuts, low BMIs, and basic fashion sense should be allowed to parent? Because if that's the case someone needs to take Rick Warren's kids away.
A former longtime volunteer at the Denver Church of Christ is the subject of an on-going sex assault investigation, the Douglas County Sheriff's Office said today. The man is identified as William "Bill" McLaughlin, 45, who is currently charged with multiple felony counts including sexual assault on a child by a person in a position of trust.... Heyden said that the investigation continues because during a 20-year association with the Denver Church of Christ, McLaughlin came into contact with hundreds of children.
A 45-year-old former church youth director in Overland Park was arrested this week on a charge of molesting a 14-year-old girl. Wayne Huston of Overland Park is in jail today on $25,000 bond on the charge of indecent liberties with a child. He kissed and fondled the girl at his house or hers between Nov. 4 and Dec. 4, police said. Nothing happened at the Holy Cross Lutheran Church, said police spokesman Jim Weaver.... Church officials issued a statement saying that Huston worked as a full-time staff member from 1999 to Aug. 3, 2009, and they cannot say why he is no longer employed there.
A Lake County church youth counselor has pleaded guilty to sexual battery on a 14-year-old girl. Christopher Andrew Puryear, 23, of Kelseyville, faces a sentence that ranges from probation to five years in prison.... Puryear was arrested in December after church leaders from Gateway Ministries church outside Lakeport reported he was having inappropriate contacts with at least one teen in a youth group. He was spending a great of time with girls in the group and sending them text messages, they reported.... In exchange for his guilty plea, charges of forced oral copulation and dissuading a witness were dropped in connection with Puryear's assault on the girl and a charge of domestic assault on his wife was dropped, Borg said. The domestic assault on Puryear's wife occurred after the assault on the girl, Borg said. Puryear also had a prior conviction for domestic assault, he said.
Atheism is the new fundamentalism?
That's the headline in the Washington Post. Here's the lead...
Sex education classes that focus on encouraging children to remain abstinent can persuade a significant proportion to delay sexual activity, researchers reported Monday in a landmark study that could have major implications for U.S. efforts to protect young people against unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.
And here's how right-wing Christian douchebags are spinning the results of this study:
Leslee Unruh of the Abstinence Clearinghouse sees the study as vindication of the abstinence-only message—one which has been under fire since the Clinton administration, when Congress passed a law providing funding for abstinence education.
And now—and no one could've predicted—Bill Donohue's Catholic League is calling for the complete de-funding of safe-sex programs in favor of abstinence-only sex ed. But here's what the Jesus crowd—along with the headline writers and headline scanners—are glossing over: this study didn't find the kind of Jesus-hates-premarital-sex abstinence-only sex education backed by groups like Abstinence Clearinghouse to be effective. The study focused African American 6th and 7th graders and found that a secular "abstinence-only" sex ed approach that didn't moralize but instead focused on empowering these very young children—12-14 year olds—could delay the onset of premarital sexual activity. Unlike the abstinence-only sex ed programs that the Bush administration poured hundreds of millions of dollars into over the last decade—again, the programs the Abstinence Clearinghouse backs—this study's abstinence-only model didn't discourage condom use or present kids with false information about the risks of sexual activity. NYT:
...the abstinence-only classes in the Jemmott study centered on people with an average age of 12 and that unlike the federally supported abstinence programs now in use, did not advocate abstinence until marriage. The classes also did not portray sex negatively or suggest that condoms are ineffective, and contained only medically accurate information.
The model in the study, "was not truly abstinence only because the effect was to significantly delay the onset of nonmarital sex," Kim Wallen, Professor of Psychology and Behavioral Neuroendocrinology at Emory University, wrote in an email. "This would be seen as a failure in relation to the discredited AO programs that the Bush administration promoted. Delaying the onset of sex was not the goal of these programs, instead it was 'no sex till married,' something that this program did not have as a goal."
The religious right's brand of abstinence-only sex ed has lead to a rise in teen pregnancies, and other studies of moralistic/moralizing abstinence-only sex ed have found that those programs may delay the onset of sexual activity by a few months but that kids who've been through medically inaccurate AO are less likely to use birth control—which they were told was ineffective—and at greater risk of pregnancy and disease than kids that had comprehensive sex education. Indeed, a CDC panel that reviewed the results of 62 studies concluded in November that there is "no evidence that abstinence-only sexual education programs cut teens' risk of sexually transmitted disease, HIV, or pregnancy."
Any program that convinces 12-year-olds to delay becoming sexually active—by presenting them with medically accurate information and giving them the tools to make up their own minds—deserves our support. But this study didn't "vindicate" the brand of sex ed embraced by religious conservatives. Don't believe the hype.
Oy:
“Hard punches!” he shouted from the sidelines of a martial arts event called Cage Assault. “Finish the fight! To the head! To the head!”The young man was a member of a fight team at Xtreme Ministries, a small church near Nashville that doubles as a mixed martial arts academy. Mr. Renken, who founded the church and academy, doubles as the team’s coach. The school’s motto is “Where Feet, Fist and Faith Collide.”
Mr. Renken’s ministry is one of a small but growing number of evangelical churches that have embraced mixed martial arts—a sport with a reputation for violence and blood that combines kickboxing, wrestling and other fighting styles—to reach and convert young men, whose church attendance has been persistently low.
Why not vibrating pocket pussies and streaming hard-core porn?

I can't even begin to explain how awful Lisa is. It is all about Jack Chick's opinions on child molestation, and if you think you've read every awful thing that Jack Chick has ever written, you really haven't. I'm only putting this on Slog for those who think they've experienced the Full Chick. You should be warned: You will feel gross after reading Lisa. it's the most twisted thing that Chick, one of the most twisted authors I've ever read, has ever produced. Lisa has accomplished the impossible: It's made me hate Jack Chick even more.
They just can't keep their filthy hands off teenagers, can they?
Didja hear about the pope?
Pope John Paul II used to beat himself with a belt.... The late pope had a particular belt for self-flagellation and brought it with him to his summer residence, according to the book, Why he is a Saint: The True story of John Paul II. "As some members of his own entourage were able to hear with their own ears, both in Poland and in the Vatican, Karol Wojtyla flagellated himself," the book says, using the name the pope was given at birth. "In the closet, among the cloaks, a particular pant-belt hung from a hook, which he utilized as a whip and one which he always had brought to Castel Gandolfo," the book says.
"So one of the reasons Pope John Paul II is nominated for sainthood is that he 'whipped himself with a belt, even on vacation,'" writes a "Savage Love" reader. "If that’s what it takes, why isn’t David Carradine a saint?"

That's right, you can CERTIFY your virginity. Look! 176 certified virgins so far!
At least it's nice that some of the proceeds go to AIDS research. Of course it's probably researching how to stop teh gays from spreading their gay gay cooties.
A youth minister at a Wilson County church has been indicted on charges of raping three young children. A grand jury indicted Tavaria Merritt on Thursday of nine counts of rape of a child. Sheriff's department investigators said the 18-year-old served as a youth minister at True Vine Church in Lebanon. They said the charges stem from incidents involving three boys, two 11 year olds and one 10 year old.
In his three years as a youth minister at a small Gainesville church, Phillip Glenn Terrell won over the trust of the tight-knit congregation that treated him like family. But by repeatedly molesting the teenage son of one of the church members, Terrell not only left the boy emotionally scarred, but hastened the demise of Emmanuel Baptist Church. On Friday, Terrell, 38, pleaded guilty to molesting the boy, then 14, at two Forsyth County locations in 2006. He was sentenced to 15 years in prison. The red brick church on Atlanta Highway, where 50 or 60 parishioners gathered each Sunday at the time of Terrell’s April 2007 arrest, now sits empty.... Terrell was previously charged with child molestation in 2001, when he was a guard at a juvenile detention center in Paulding County. He was acquitted of the charge in a bench trial when the alleged victim was unable to identify him in court. Church officials were unaware of the prior molestation charge when they hired him to handle youth programs in 2003.
And haters? Before you crank it up, please watch this video again:
St. Thomas Church on 5th Ave. is much lovelier, and much less crowded, than St. Patrick's Cathedral, and it's just a block and a half further up the street. Yes, it's an episcopal church, not a Catholic cathedral, and those Anglican schismatics are all going to burn in hell. But if you need a quite moment in a sacredish seeming place, and you don't mind sharing it with a few misguided souls lead fatally astray by Henry VIII's inability to negotiate an open relationship or embrace polyamory—if you're going to have six wives, and tear the church in half to get 'em, why not have six wives concurrently?—head up the street to St. Thomas.

Singles Ward is the 2002 comedy described by LDSfilm.com thusly:
Opening in theaters in January 2002, "The Singles Ward" is a contemporary comedy about a congregation of young, college-age Latter-day Saints. The film mines an obviously rich vein of humor inherent in a typical singles ward, an institution sometimes thought of as a "marriage mill," in which young adults from one of the world's most alternative cultures seek out love and marriage, hopefully by the time they graduate!
Despite my interest in bad movies and the world's most alternative cultures (Mormons, Juggalos), I've never seen Singles Ward—so thank God for Everything Is Terrible, which posted this delightful condensed version of the film.
Money quote: "If you're over 25 and unmarried, you are a menace to society."
It's good to hear that certain Christians have their heads on straight about the crisis in Haiti:
As international aid agencies rush food, water and medicine to Haiti's earthquake victims, a US faith-based group is sending Bibles to Haitians in their hour of need.Not just any Bible.
These are solar-powered audible Bibles that can broadcast the holy scriptures in Haitian Creole to 300 people at a time. Called the "Proclaimer," the audio Bible delivers "digital quality" and is designed for "poor and illiterate people", the Faith Comes By Hearing group said.
(More on the Faith Comes By Hearing website.) That's just great. I think if you sent these Proclaimers...
...that would be more useful for the people of Haiti than 600 solar-powered audio Bibles that cost at least $150 each.
(Via Pharyngula, which points out that the Proclaimer website claims the Proclaimer would even work "on the moon." It must be Jesus's power!)
John Travolta doesn't think so.
You swoon for roller skates. You pine to see gay couples rollerskating down the aisle to get married. And—let's be honest—you like an excuse to celebrate Wednesday with a martini or six. Well, sweet trinity on ball bearings, it's all coming together at the Paramount for a special production of Xanadu.
This attend-or-die show benefits Equal Rights Washington, a group more deserving of your dough than a church's communion bread oven. This past summer and fall, ERW activated its huge network to help pass R-71. There's no way R-71 would have been approved without them... and without ERW remaining strong, there's no way Washington state will have a shot at upholding full marriage equality, if it ever comes to a vote. So it's worth spending $99 for a ticket for those reasons alone.
Go buy a ticket right here, right now.
But that's not all! Dan Savage will be your host, before and after the show. And do you know how hard it is to get that man on stage? SHY! And reserved. (And generally reticent to discuss sex.) There's also a post-funk at Chapel with the Xanadu cast and Mr. Savage for people who bought the $99 tickets. The Paramount. Wednesday night. January 20. Show at 7:00 p.m. Holly rollers! Gay!
Hines Creek Missionary Baptist Church's youth pastor Timothy Daniel Sherritze Jr., 21, raped and sodomized a 14-year old girl repeatedly and when the church learned of it it took no action to stop it, the girl and her mother claim in Union County Court, Tenn.
Also this week, the grand jury indicted a former youth pastor accused of molesting children inside a Gainesville church. Phillip Glenn Terrell, 38, has been in the Forsyth County jail since his April 2007 arrest.... Terrell was a minister of education at Emmanuel Baptist Church on Atlanta Highway. He is accused of molesting a 15-year-old boy between January and December 2006.
Investigators said they believe Ronald Wayne Williams was on his computer for hours at a time soliciting young girls to perform sex acts.... According to the investigators, Williams often had personal information on his teenage victims and used that information along with threats to coerce them to perform sex acts before webcams. He would make a comment to them about turning their webcam video into stills or a movie and threatened to distribute them to family members and school.Authorities said 47-year-old Williams has been a volunteer youth pastor at different area churches. They are now in the process of contacting those churches.
A woman admitted in court that she plotted with a youth minister from her church, with whom she was having an affair, to murder her husband. Michelle Sullins Reynolds pleaded guilty Wednesday to voluntary manslaughter in the death of her husband, Thad John Reynolds. Officials said Michelle Reynolds plotted with her lover to kill her husband at his workplace. She was sentenced to a total of 20 years, minus the five years she's already served in jail. A youth minister from the couple's church, Scott Harper, pleaded guilty in 2008 to stabbing church deacon Thad Reynolds to death in 2004.
Thanks to Slog tipper Rick.
Individual Americans are donating millions of dollars to relieve the suffering in Haiti, our government is pledging tens of millions of dollars and rushing medical supplies and food and hospital ships to Haiti—and all anyone is going to remember about America's response to the tragedy in Haiti is the stunningly hateful santorum that drips from the lips of Pat Robertson. Ugh. Robertson should be "put to sleep," says Don Imus. Imus can be an ass himself—ahem—but he's absolutely right about Robertson.
Posted by news intern Jon Brock
At 3:36 a.m. on Sunday, Seattle police responded to an alleged assault at an apartment building in the Crown Hill neighborhood. Upon arriving, an officer spoke to a man "who had a small gash on his right hand index finger," according to a police report.
The victim said, according to the report, that he was "hammering a Jewish religious symbol on the wall in the apartment hall near his apartment door" at 3:00 a.m. The building's manager had come out of his own apartment and approached the victim, "telling him to stop hammering and making noise."
According to the hammering man, the apartment manager "became upset and had 'crazy eyes' and had 'these crazy legs that could really hurt me.'" (The report includes no additional context for the "crazy legs" comment.) A physical fight ensued; the manager tried to take away the hammer and started slapping the victim's hands. At some point, the man sustained the injury to his hand but couldn't explain to officers how it happened. In an attempt to escape, the victim "rushed into his apartment and slammed the door."
The responding officer concludes in his report, "I informed victim that he was causing a disturbance and that the manager was in his right to contact him and ask him to stop hammering at 0300 hours, however, suspect did not have the right to physically assault him."
The report gives new meaning to this.
He says that Haiti's earthquake happened because the country made a "pact with the devil" two centuries ago. Here's some video of the world-classs fucker blathering off at the mouth:
Christ, what a fucking idiot.
(Thanks to Slog tipper Nick.)
"Every now and again, the vestments slip," writes Sullivan. "Check out this Amazon page where priests can buy communion wafers. Now check out what the frequent buyers of such wafers also bought."

The pope will be furious but I'm sure the altar boys are grateful.
"Having enjoyed your many Slog posts about all the secular and dirty riffs out there on Leonardo Da Vinci's 'Last Supper,'" writes Slog tipper Anonymous Kinkster, "I immediately thought of you when I saw this tattoo. Are the same people who were upset by Folsom's BDSM 'Last Supper' going to be okay with this?"

Um... kind of doubt it. Those hands are from the "Creation of Adam," of course, one of the nine scenes from Old Testament that Michelangelo painted on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. That's the chapel where awful new popes are elected after awful old popes die. To see the entire photo, click here. To purchase the goods on display, click here.
The Telegraph-Journal (New Brunswick, Canada):
"The intensely personal, morally demanding Pentecostal faith is by far the fastest-growing religion in the world, now with 640 million followers and double-digit growth rates every year."
The Telegraph (UK):
There are now over a billion Muslims in the world, a majority in 50 nations. Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world today….conversion growth is also a reality, particularly in Africa where many nominal Christians are being won to Islam.
The Times of India (from an interview with batshit "philosopher" Slávoj Zizek):
But what’s your stand on political violence?In an abstract sense, I am opposed to violence. But nobody is actually against violence. Look at the Buddhists. They say you shouldn’t kill, but then they have all the exceptions. During the 40s, one of the great Zen philosophers was writing articles not only justifying Japanese invasion of China but also giving advice on how Buddhist enlightenment allows you to kill without guilt.
How can you dismiss Buddhism so easily? It’s the fastest growing religion in the world.
In the West, Buddhism is the new predominant ideology.