You know all those smart people over in Questionland, who have all the answers to whatever question you throw at them? Well you can meet them tonight during the Questionland happy hour at the Lookout! The meet up goes from 6:30-8:30 pm, and hopefully the clouds will burn off because the Lookout has an amazing view.

Come hang out with the smartest people in Seattle!

Okay, since the economy is all fucked up again (still?), jet-setting halfway across the world to spoil yourself with an extravagant vacation on some glorious tropical island is probably out of the question. But that doesn't mean you can't afford to take some time off. You just have to make the most of the beautiful surroundings we have right here at home!

Let Questionland be your travel guide—this week we have experts from Northwest Tripfinder and Clipper Vacations standing by to help you plan a great vacation right here in the Northwest.

Head over to Questionland now and ask them anything you need to know about where to go, what to see, and how to get there.

(If you go to Victoria, which I highly recommend you do, don't forget to go to the Miniature World. It's amazing!)

Whether you want to learn about Karate, Taekwon-do, or just learn some basic self-defense moves that might come in handy when walking down Third Ave late at night, Quetionland is here to help!

All week long self-defense experts are on hand, answering your questions. Experts include Joanne Factor from Strategic LIving (personal safety and self-defense classes for women, teen girls, and children) and Jae H. Kim from the Taekwon-do Institute.

Here a couple questions they've already answered:

So where is good place to take self-defense for female empowerment?

Is it really a good idea to carry pepper-spray?

Ask them your questions now! And prepare to defend yourself!

Are you raising a teen or tween? Terrifying! But you don't have to do it alone. Questionland has a bunch of parenting experts on hand all week, who'll help answer any questions you have about raising your young adults. They can cover just about anything that might come up—from discipline and communication to your child's safety and how to best approach the sex talk.

Want to know a good age to get your kid a cell phone? They'll tell you that and so much more.

Just head over to Questionland and ask your questions now. If your kid is anything like I was as a teen, they're being a jerk on purpose, so learn the best way to handle them without going completely insane.

Are you thinking of buying a car and hoping for some good, unbiased advice? Or maybe you already have a car, and now you have some questions about maintenance? Well, hey! It's Car Week in Questionland! Car experts are standing by to help you with any car-related questions. We've got Jim Peters from Hilltop Service Station, experts from Daisywagen Volvo Service, and Kevin, the head of The Stranger's distro team, who happens to know a shitload about automobiles!

Here are some questions that've already been discussed:

Where is the best place to sell my used car in Seattle?

How good an idea is a Prius/hybrid car these days?

Where do I file a car accident report in Seattle?

Find the answers to all these questions and more (and ask your own!) in Questionland! Vroom vroom! Sorry. Making car noises is kind of fun.

This week Questionland is all about bikes! A panel of bike GENIUSES are on hand to answer your questions and give great advice about everything from getting around the city and caring for your bike to your rights on the road as a rider.

We've got Qamuuqin Maxwell from Bike Works, Davey Oil of Bike Works and the Bikery, Serena Lehman from Cascade Bicycle Club, Juliette from Hub and Bespoke, and more! They're all real smart, and they're here to help you.

Here are some questions that've already been asked:

How often should I replace my helmet?

What is the Bikery?

InStep Quick N EZ Double Bicycle Trailer: Is this a good bike trailer for hauling a kid?

Get in there and ask your own questions, or if you consider yourself a bike expert, share your knowledge!

This week Questionland is helping out all the parents in the world who have the unfun job of disciplining their children. It's a very difficult to find a good balance—you want to be strict, but you don't want to make the problem worse or scare the poor kid. So need a little help finding the most effective ways to discipline bad behavior? Just look at all the smart people waiting give you great advice:

There's Roslyn Duffy, one of the co-authors of the much lauded Positive Discipline; her husband, Vinnie Duffy, the director of Learning Tree—a Montessori Preschool; Lenore Rubin, a child psychologist; and Barry Wright, an elementary school principal.

These folks have tons of tricks up their sleeves that can help you set rules and boundaries without being a jerk or a pushover. So ask your questions now and turn your little brat into a well-behaved angel today!

Or the bands playing it? Shoot on over to Questionland and start shooting!

Ask them almost whatever you want! Ask Kerry Zettle about his thousands of tattoos! Ask P Smoov what his sign is! Ask everybody else how they got so dang good!

UPDATE: Now with actual working link!

All that and more right here!

It's Real Estate Week in Questionland! Now's a great time to learn everything you ever wanted to know about buying and selling a house, mortgages, and foreclosures. Here are just some of the questions and discussions currently happening:

What are the options for buying or selling houses these days?

What are the best methods for researching a neighborhood to move to?

Neighbor's sale price - effect on my home's value?

How much for a down payment?

Weigh in on these topics or ask your own question now!

Buying or selling a house? There are a lot of ways you can fuck it up, so you shouldn't do it without getting some great advice first. Thankfully, Questionland has some real estate experts on hand to answer any questions you have about buying or selling, mortgages, and foreclosures.

Want to know how to increase re-sale value? Or looking for opinions on Seattle's current market?

Ask your questions NOW!

We have a passel of experts—from backyard and indoor growers, to ex-cop and current city council member Tim Burgess, to ACLU powerhouse Alison Holcomb—itching to answer all your marijuana-related questions right now in Questionland. Current questions include:

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What do you think about cooking with vaporizer remains?

Will police help keep my home safe from medical marijuana thieves?

Our experts will be answering questions through the end of the week. Or get in there and answer 'em yourself.

The brain of Dina Martina—chanteuse, raconteur, psychodrag superstar (and Bryman College spokesmodel!)—is a place no other, and for the next three days, this place is open to the public.

Today, tomorrow, and Thursday, Dina Martina will be answering your queries in Questionland. Ask her anything! How can you mend a broken heart? What's up with Israel? Have you any bridge tips? Do it now!

Spring is officially here (although you wouldn't know it by looking outside), which means it's time to get outside and play in the dirt. Whether you want to grow just a few of your favorite herbs or an entire grocery store's worth of vegetables, Questionland has the experts to help you. Sarah Cassidy is a plant and chicken expert from Oxbow Farm, Juicy is a buyer at City People's Garden Store, and Rich Macdonald works for the P-Patch Gardening Program.

They know their gardening shit!

Folks have already asked about their orchids, what to grow on their low-sun patios, and planting Dahlias.

What do you want to know?

Ask your questions now!

Spring is here. It's time to clean up that pit you call a home. Wouldn't it be rad if your closets weren't stuffed full and your drawers weren't overflowing with crap? Well if you need a little help de-cluttering re-organizing your space, Questionland has some interior decorators and professional organizers to help you get started. They're taking questions all week.

Here are some things they've already been asked:

What are three easy changes I can make to my house?

How often should I paint?

Where can I donate used art supplies?

Now ask your own damn questions! Your just one more winter away from ending up on an episode of Hoarders. DON'T LET THAT BE YOU.