
It's an arguable point that the inclusion of Batman improves any film. Wait. It's not an arguable point. The inclusion of Batman improves any film.
Now that that's settled, let's move on to gun control.
For a few years now, Marvel Comics has been offering a digital subscription service called Marvel Digital Comics Unlimited, but today, they launched a much-higher-profile app for iOS devices and trimmed the name to Marvel Unlimited. (They promise an Android app will come "soon.") This is a big deal, because most people don't read on their desktops, or even their laptops. They read on their phones and tablets, and they're much more likely to read the comics on their mobile devices if they're readily available through an app.
The Next Web explains how it all works, but basically: For ten bucks a month or $60 a year, you get access to 13,000 digitized comics. You can only save six of those comics at a time to your device for offline reading. And Marvel makes a squishy promise that comics published this week might be added to the app in six months or so.
TNW says—and I agree—that Marvel Unlimited isn't really worth it yet. The reason I believe it's not worth it is that Marvel has a terrible track record producing trade paperback collections of their monthly comics. Their paperbacks come out too late to capitalize on a monthly book's buzz, and then they pop out of and back into print at weird times. With all the nerd internet buzz about Guardians of the Galaxy, for example, most of the relevent trade paperbacks aren't available right now. I simply don't trust Marvel to provide their new comics on a timely basis. Maybe one day, if comics stores go away, Marvel will operate on a digital-subscription-only model. I think they'd be able to get enough people to sign up for a $5-a-month subscription to fund the creation of new comics. But I think that day, if it does happen, is still a long way off.
Yesterday, I told you that Chris Sprouse, the artist who was scheduled to draw a Superman story written by hateful homophobe Orson Scott Card, backed out of the comic. DC Comics promised that as soon as they found another artist, the story would be released. Now Rich Johnston comics rumor site Bleeding Cool reports that the comic might never be released:
I understand that this may never happen. That, basically, there is no “hurry” to find a replacement artist… and that the people involved with putting the comic together simply weren’t aware of Orson Scott Card’s activist membership. I mean, I was. I’m sure you were. But, it seems not everyone was.
As Johnston points out, the movie version of Card's best and most popular novel Ender's Game comes out this fall. There's no way fan backlash is going to stop a movie from coming out, but it sure will kick off some interesting discussions.
The internet is still churning over two cosplayers at Emerald City Comicon who wore blackface. One was a white guy playing Star Trek: The Next Generation's Geordi La Forge, and the other was a woman and her friends posing as The Walking Dead's Michonne and her zombie entourage.
Lots of words have been written about this, but it's really pretty simple. This isn't okay. You know why it's not okay? Because the actor's race isn't part of the character's costume. I'm not telling anyone to not dress up as their favorite character, just because their favorite character happens to be a different race. But neither of these costumes needed the blackface to "work." Everybody would know who the Star Trek guy was cosplaying as, based on the visor over his eyes. And Michonne is a pretty recognizable character now, too.
The blackface totally overrides everything else about these costumes. This is basic math. He's not wearing a Geordi La Forge costume. He's wearing a blackface Geordi La Forge costume. If the guy didn't wear blackface, he'd just be wearing a Geordi La Forge costume. Blackface anything is a bad idea. You just shouldn't do it. Period.
By pure happenstance, Slog has been stuffed full of polls today. And so I'm not going to do my usual poll with the new Iron Man 3 trailer. In fact, if you've missed the Iron Man 3 trailer on the internet today, I'd encourage you to not watch this trailer. Not because it looks bad—on the contrary, it looks like a good superhero movie—but this trailer feels like it gives way too much of the movie away.
I have high hopes for Iron Man 3. After the blah-ness of IM 2 (can we please all admit that that movie was a huge misfire? There were a whole lot of apologists when that movie came out, and we should expect better out of our entertainments), this movie looks like it has emotional stakes, big action sequences, an intriguing villain (with what appears to be a Captain America shield tattoo on the back of his neck) and, hopefully, a story with a beginning middle and end. Shane Black's Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was something special, and he's probably hungry enough to want to do a great job.
Don't get me wrong; there are still plenty of ways this whole thing could go sour (Black could fail to manage a movie of this size and scale, the IP management of Marvel Comics could be overly protective of the character, or the whole thing just might not work) but I'm definitely more hopeful about this thing than I am about any of the other sequels coming out this year. (Pacific Rim still tops my summer-movie must-watch list, though.) Just take my word for it that the trailer is good and go into the movie relatively fresh when it opens in a couple months.
First, DC Comics announced that hateful homophobe Orson Scott Card was writing a story for a Superman comics anthology. After weeks of controversy, in which stores refused to carry the book and comics fans vowed to buy multiple copies of the issue to make up for what they (wrongly) perceived as a violation of Card's freedom of speech, the issue has been temporarily resolved. USA Today says:
Due to the media attention surrounding the science-fiction writer and his story in the forthcoming Adventures of Superman, artist Chris Sprouse — who was to illustrate a tale by Card and Aaron Johnston — has departed from the book, according to DC Comics... "It took a lot of thought to come to this conclusion, but I've decided to step back as the artist on this story," Sprouse said in a statement released Tuesday. "The media surrounding this story reached the point where it took away from the actual work, and that's something I wasn't comfortable with. My relationship with DC Comics remains as strong as ever and I look forward to my next project with them."
DC says it's looking for another artist to draw Orson Scott Card's story, and they promise to publish it once it's done. They probably won't be asking Alison Bechdel to draw this one, I'm thinking.
*Sigh*, Emerald City Comicon has come and gone again. In case you missed it, here's our quick overview of some of the costumes, The Stranger Testing Department's gaming round-up, and our photographer's complete photo set of costumes and other stuff around the con.
Some vignettes from the weekend:
• Billy Dee Williams got inducted into "The Lando Society" by some adorable fans who were clearly having the best day of their lives. Mr. Williams gamely recited their oath which included promising to always wear a cool Lando 'stache. He was then presented with a cape like Lando's which he donned to the enthusiastic roar of the crowd. Well played, Billy Dee.
• Michael Rooker (Merle on The Walking Dead) didn't seem to like his interviewer very much, giving short, clipped answers to the point where the host asked, "Are you enjoying this interview?" Rooker laughed and said, "Aren't you getting the answers you want?"
Here's what you're missing at Comicon...
(all photos by Vic DeLeon.)



(more photos after the jump, and even more photos of the whole con here.)
Expect some epic Geekiness
-Game Demos
-Beer/Booze
-Free mead
-Tunes by DJ PBear
-Raffling some great prizes as a fundraiser benefiting Lambert House for homeless gay youth
-More details coming soonWe will also have some special guests including:
Tony Akins (Wonder Woman DC 52 artist)
Chris Lange (capitol hillbillies)
More TBA
Sounds like a blast!
As Mary Traverse told you yesterday, Emerald City Comicon starts tonight. But if you're not in town—or if you haven't already bought tickets for Saturday, which is sold out—you should visit Flipon.TV's Emerald City Comicon page, which is livestreaming certain ECCC panels for free. If you'd like access to all the feeds and the ability to watch panels after they've finished, $14.95 will get you full access to all the convention programming, forever. It's the perfect gift for the agoraphobic comics fan in your life!
Soon you will be able to buy a map of Seattle after the zombie apocalypse. (If you live in Ballard, the U District, or any points north or south, I guess you're on your own.)
Emerald City Comicon is HUGE this year, and if you don't have your tickets you're probably out of luck. There's still tickets available online for Friday only, and some retailers may still have tickets available for sale in-store, but there are no tickets at the door.
If you ARE heading to the Con this weekend, holy crap there's some awesome stuff happening. Just a (very) few of the people I'm looking forward to:
• Ryan North, creator of Dinosaur Comics
• Coop (!), whose hotrods, devils, ladies, and devil-ladies are unmistakable
• Mike Mignola (!), creator/artist/writer of Hellboy
• Natasha Allegri who designed Fionna and Cake, the gender-swapped versions of Finn and Jake on Adventure Time.
• Astronaut Clayton "Clay" Anderson
• Brian Posehn (!) who, in addition to being a hilarious stand-up comedian, is a co-writer of Deadpool among other things
...and so many more!! Plus (as we mentioned in an earlier post) a crazy amount of celebrity guests!
Don't forget to download the ECCC schedule to your Guidebook app, and bring hand sanitizer.
The Stranger Testing Department and I will be Slogging from ECCC, so look for updates throughout the weekend!
First, the big shakeup. (These first two paragraphs might seem dry, but it always gives me a thrill of hope when someone, especially someone as respected as anthropologist Marshall Sahlins, says: There is some shit I will not eat!)
The eminent University of Chicago anthropologist Marshall Sahlins resigned from the National Academy of Sciences on Friday, citing his objections to its military partnerships and to its electing as a member Napoleon Chagnon, a long-controversial anthropologist who is back in the news thanks to the publication of his new book, Noble Savages.
Membership in the NAS is considered highly prestigious, and public resignations are rare. In an e-mail to a number of his colleagues, which was forwarded to Inside Higher Ed, Sahlins wrote, "I have submitted my resignation to the National Academy of Sciences (US) because of my objections to the election of Chagnon... and to the military research projects of the Academy."
Back when I (very briefly) studied anthropology at the University of Chicago, we thought of professor Sahlins as a cross between a sage and a rock star. At 70-something years old (at the time), he was a phenomenally intelligent anthropologist who had the battle scars of fieldwork and the fierce theoretical/political struggles he'd fought in over the years.
He had seen intellectual fads come and go and had no taste for them, even though the grad students (and many of the professors) were herniating themselves trying to be the most au curant kid on the block.
Not to say he was ossified or inflexible. He understood those fads more deeply than most and was an ace at identifying their weaknesses. He had a reputation for being deeply principled—and very funny. (You can see some of his anthropological/theoretical sense of humor in the pamphlet Waiting for Foucault, Still published in 2002, based on a speech he gave in 1993.)

We have also somehow snagged yet another special guest this time around: Devin Low (former head developer for Magic) will be teaching his Marvel deck-building game Legendary. We've played the heck out of this game, and it's faithful to the IP while also being really fun (much better than the DC deck-builder, in our experience)—whether you're trying to tune your deck into a fast-playing Spider-Man card-flipper or a wound-chomping Hulk rage machine.
And as if all that weren't enough, Mary will even have some FaerieCon tickets to give away—presumably through some sort of contest involving displays of elven grace.
The Stranger Testing Department is Rob Lightner and Paul Hughes.
For those who are unfamiliar: on the last Friday of every month the nerds of Slog take over Raygun Lounge. Games are played, beer is drunk, fun times are had. Sometimes we have special guests!
Bring a game to share, or borrow from Raygun's collection! See you Friday!
Yesterday, comics writer Mark Waid posted a request for people interested in taking an online course on gender roles in comics:
I’m putting out an urgent public call to readers and fans, especially those who support the new and the innovative. I’m getting behind something I believe in, and I’m asking you to join me–and Brian K. Vaughan and Scott Snyder and Matt Fraction and Brian Bendis and Gail Simone and many, many other comics creators, all of whom have volunteered to talk to you about what we do and how we do it. We’re making ourselves available to you in a new way, and here’s how:
For the last few months, a talented university teacher named Christy Blanch has been putting together a college-level course called “Gender Through Comic Books”–but it’s not limited to college students. It’s the world’s first comics-related Massive Open Online Course (MOOC)–meaning that it will be FREELY AVAILABLE to ANYONE across the world who has web access and who’s interested in comics and in the creative process. There’s no obligation, NO COST, and all you have to do is take thirty seconds to enroll...
I just signed up for the course. Maybe if enough Slog folk sign up with me, we can get a little post-class conversation going on this here blog. If that's not enough to convince you to take the course, here's the trailer:
(Via Robot 6.)
Remember when I told you that hateful homophobe Orson Scott Card's story in an upcoming Superman anthology set off some controversy?
Slog tipper Shawna points out that a total of four comic book stores are refusing to carry the comic with Card's story. According to Robot 6, the stores are Zeus Comics in Dallas, Whatever Store in San Francisco, I Like Comics in Vancouver, Washington, and Ralph’s Comic Corner in Ventura, California. Comic book fans are being totally reasonable about these small business owners' decision to not carry a book by a creator they consider to be an active agent of hatred.
Just kidding! They went crazy, right on schedule. Although to be fair, I have to admit that the amount of right-wing bullshit that I see in the comments on comics blogs seems to be decreasing. Unless there's a popular new right-leaning comics blog I don't know about, there's a lot less hatred than there used to be. But there are still a few freaks hanging around:
It’s disturbing to see how a small number of people of a particular sexual orientation can inluence the culture so much. Seems to me that the actions of the homosexual community in regards to those who oppose their lifestyle is rather oppressive. Although they are always screaming about tolerance, I don’t see too much f of it from them.
I will buy multiple copies, out of spite. It’s staggering how the homosexual community, when shown any opposition, of any degree, throws around the words hatred, bigot, homophobic, hatemonger, etc.
This is the real world. People don’t have to be tolerant. People don’t have to be accepting. People don’t have to be accommodating of anothers opinion. Being offended over every thing must be a miserable way to live.
Get over yourselves.
All this a bunch of horse hockey. Don’t like the author, don’t buy his stuff. You want to buy it, but it !
If you were on the internet today you have probably seen the growing rumor that Harrison Ford will be reprising his role as Han Solo in Episode VII. (The rumor started a few weeks back, but posts popped up all over the place again today.)
All this speculation reminds me of one of my all-time favorite segments from This American Life, a piece by John Hodgman from the episode "The Real Story" back in 2003. He talks about his (and everyone's) anticipation of The Phantom Menace, and how he coped with the eventual disappointment. A quote:
When I first downloaded an unofficial audio clip of Jar Jar Binks's quasi-Caribbean step'n'fetchit whining, I spent a long moment staring doubtfully out the window before quietly deleting the file.
Go and listen, it's about 13 minutes long. Hodgman is hilarious and understated and the sentiment will resonate with your raging inner nerd.
In other Star Wars news, I just picked up the first issue Dark Horse's new Star Wars comic which takes place between A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back. Here's an interview with author Brian Wood who will be appearing at Emerald City Comic Con!
Slog tipper Dan let us know about the sad case of Cinema Salem, which had to cancel its popular Walking Dead screening series:
Hey there faithful Walking Dead fans! We have noticed that over the last few days you’ve been inquiring as to whether we’ll be showing it on the big screen again when the mid season premiere happens on Sunday. The answer is no, and here’s why. Towards the end of the last part of the season we received a cease and desist letter from AMC demanding that we not show episodes of their show because the screening was unlicensed. We responded that our business license from Direct TV allowed us to show television to our customers. We continued showing you the episodes.
After the season finale, we got another letter, which said that our business license was irrelevant because of the size of our screen. We did not respond because we were in the process of switching from Direct TV to Comcast. We did not think it would be useful to appeal to Direct TV since we were going to be discontinuing service with them. Comcast has since told us that they do not think screen size is relevant to whether or not our screenings are licensed, but have yet to produce anything in writing to that effect. So we will not be screening The Walking Dead until we feel secure in our legal right to do so (which may be never).
Bullshit like this is pretty commonplace because networks and movie studios apparently hate fun, and they especially hate it when large numbers of fans come together to watch their products in large groups. Dan points out that AMC also killed a Walking Dead screening series hosted by a Portland comic book shop in November. These events are publicity for the shows, and they help create a feeling that the shows are not-to-be-missed events. I don't know why anyone would think it was a good idea to shut them down. Could you imagine if the NFL tried to make it illegal to watch football games in bars? The entertainment industry keeps trying to make sure that fans don't enjoy their product, and it's painful to watch them do this again and again.
DC Comics is publishing a new anthology of Superman stories titled Adventures of Superman. One of those stories is written by Orson Scott Card, who is a hateful homophobe. This move has proven to be quite controversial. Michael Hartney published an open letter about it that's making the rounds:
I can’t and won’t support the hiring of Orson Scott Card on Adventures of Superman. There’s a difference between having conservative political beliefs and being an active force of bigotry and hatred. Card is the latter. So draw away, Ethan Van Sciver, you fabulous Republican! Fine with me! Orson Scott Card, however, is in an entirely different, unjust league....Ugh. And of all the characters Card could have been hired to write, you give him Superman? The character that taught me to lead by example? To do the right thing, even when it was hard? To keep going, even when it seemed hopeless? What an insult. Kids are killing themselves. They are killing themselves in a climate of intolerance and homophobia publicly fostered by people like Orson Scott Card. You don’t have to contribute to this. You shouldn’t. You mustn’t.
Robot Six reports that DC Comics released a statement that reads:
As content creators we steadfastly support freedom of expression, however the personal views of individuals associated with DC Comics are just that — personal views — and not those of the company itself.
This does not resolve Hartney's point—the issue is not that Card holds hateful, homophobic personal views. The issue is that Card works at spreading his hateful, homophobic agenda. He's a board member of NOM. He's a figurehead for hateful homophobes, and he proselytizes against gay people. He has tied his name to the anti-gay agenda, and made himself an important figure in the battle against gay rights. He's the kind of guy that Superman would lecture, but instead DC made the choice to let him put words in Superman's mouth. There's a petition for DC drop Orson Scott Card from the anthology. I don't think it will work. But as the petition nears 10,000 signatures, it's important to note that some of DC's lower-selling titles only sell 40,000 copies a month, so this is not an insignificant number for them. It might make DC reconsider hiring Card in the future.
Any comic book nerd will tell you that Dr. Frederic Wertham's book The Seduction of the Innocent pushed the American comic book industry into its dark ages in the 1950s. Wertham's research conclusively tied comic books to juvenile delinquency, and his data was used to shut down some of the more daring comic book companies at the time. For the next twenty years or so, comics were exclusively for children. The industry governed itself with a strict organization called the Comics Code Authority. But now we're learning that Wertham manipulated his data to suit his agenda:
Behavioral problems among teenagers and preteens can be blamed on the violence, sex and gore portrayed in the media marketed to them – that was the topic of televised public hearings held by the U.S. Senate Subcommittee on Juvenile Delinquency in 1954 to address the scourge of comic books. The hearings, which resulted in the decimation of what was an enormous comic book industry, had been inspired in large part by the book “Seduction of the Innocent,” by psychiatrist Fredric Wertham, based on his own case studies.
Wertham’s personal archives, however, show that the doctor revised children’s ages, distorted their quotes, omitted other causal factors and in general “played fast and loose with the data he gathered on comics,” according to an article by Carol Tilley, published in a recent issue of Information and Culture: A Journal of History.
It's sad to think that a whole generation of comics artists didn't have the chance to really test the fullest potential of their talent because this one shithead set out to prove an incorrect thesis in the name of family values. (Important side note: This News Bureau Illinois story loses all its internet posts by titling this story "BAM! WAP! KA-POW! Library prof bops doc who K.O.'d comic book industry." That's like every shitty journalistic comic book cliche ever, piled into one lousy headline.)
Comics Alliance explains what happened when Doonesbury tried to make a case for newspaper comics. Turns out, webcomics fans and creators turned Trudeau's jokey little statement into a great illustration of why online comic strips are superior in just about every way. (Now if only more than four cartoonists could make a living at doing comics on the web, everything would be just grand.)
I'm sorry, but a stand-alone Yoda film is not a good idea. I'm not saying that a good Yoda movie can't be done—talent can often overpower a bad idea. But exploring Yoda's backstory is a dead-end that only weakens the character. It hurts the original films. It renders the creative soil of the Star Wars universe fallow.
The modern blockbuster film industry reminds me of the comic book industry in the 1990s: Obsessed with gimmickry and dead-set on milking any popular intellectual property to the point of irrelevance. Now, the "mainstream" comic industry only appeals to a few thousand diehard fans who want to read the same stories over and over again. And comics are propped up by a film industry that's mining those stories for the first time in a series of well-received films. Who's going to prop up the film industry when all those ideas are mined? Where are the new ideas going to come from? After you've revealed all the mysteries behind a 33-year-old supporting character, where else is there to go?
There has never been a good movie based on a video game. Think about that for a second. For twenty years, Hollywood has been trying to adapt video games to film; Wikipedia lists 29 adaptations made in that time. They've never successfully made a good one. And so I am highly nervous about the news that Duncan Jones is going to make a World of Warcraft movie. Jones's first movie, Moon, was a home run. His second movie, Source Code, was not very good at all, although it was at least ambitious and demonstrated his craftsmanship. But this is going to require a lot of work. I mean, look at Badass Digest's description of Warcraft:
World of Warcraft is just the latest iteration of the Warcraft universe, which sees a Tolkien-esque fantasy land known as Azeroth divided in a massive, ongoing war between the Alliance and the Horde. The Alliance is a group of all the boring fantasy races - humans, gnomes, dwarves, lame elves - while the Horde is made up of totally awesome races like Orcs, Trolls, Undead, Blood Elves and minotaur-like Tauren*. Over the years the ever-expanding universe has grown to include multiple planes of existence, outer space, time travel, werewolves, a race of kung-fu pandas and more. Warcraft offers an embarrassment of fantasy riches; it's like every fantasy concept thrown into a blender.
Now, I expect that Jones will manage to keep the story fairly simple, since this is the first Warcraft movie. And you can't doubt Jones's dedication to Warcraft—Badass Digest discovered a previous interview of Jones raving about the idea of a Warcraft movie back in 2010. So there's a possibility that this might work out. But Jones is battling against twenty years of tradition, here, and there's a distinct possibility that his third movie could be his first truly bad movie.
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We got an e-mail from Emerald City Comicon PR Director Joe Parrington a few minutes ago that begins:
Unfortunately we discovered today that Emerald City Comicon's website was hacked into, including our backup files, and everything is now gone and unable to be retrieved.
We now begin the long process of building our site from scratch, which will take several days at least.
It's true: When you visit Emerald City Comicon's site right now, you get a page that reads like so:

I asked Parrington whether all the information ECCC has collected from this year's batch of ticket-buyers (credit cards, addresses, etc.) are safe, and the answer is, fortunately, yes "Event Brite hosts all of the ticket portion of things for us," Parrington says, "So none of that was stored with us." Your identities and tickets are protected, nerds! But you won't be able to get any new information about the con for a few days at the least. Best wishes to ECCC as they put their site back together in what must be the busiest time of the year for them.