
That's basically what this is saying, right?
Harrison Ford is lining up to make a surprise return to the role of Rick Deckard in Ridley Scott's Blade Runner sequel, Twitchfilm reports. Ford is apparently in early talks to return as the replicant nemesis in Scott's forthcoming followup to his 1982 sci-fi classic.
They're going to keep making these shit sequels and prequels as long as you keep shelling out money for them, folks.
(Thanks a lot, Slog tipper Ben.)
Frankly, it’s shocking that nobody has made a found-footage superhero film before now. Both genres have experienced an explosion in recent years, and the low-budget aesthetic of found-footage narratives (the classic example is The Blair Witch Project, the most recent is the Paranormal Activity series) makes the requisite special effects of a superhero movie much more affordable. Someone finally did the math, and about, say, two years later than expected, we have Chronicle, a found-footage movie about three teenage Seattle boys who gain superpowers after discovering a mysterious glowing subterranean artifact.
The bad news is that Chronicle drops the ball on the found-footage front. The trick of these sorts of movies is that the narrative has to explain why all the relevant events ended up on camera; the second half of Chronicle violates that rule in a major way. The good news, which is far more important than the bad news, is that Chronicle is a fun, riveting superhero flick....
(Keep reading.)
The good folks at the Science Fiction & Fantasy Short Film Festival were kind enough to ask me to help judge this year's SFFSFF, which means a few months ago, I got to watch 21 neat, strange, nerdy short films from around the world. Lindy West, who helped judge the SFFSFF last year, told me before I agreed to be a judge that the quality of the films at SFFSFF were remarkably high, and she was right; I thought maybe only one of the movies was a total bust, 12 of them were very good, and 8 of them were phenomenal. Here's a trailer for the festival:
They're showing all 21 movies tomorrow at the Cinerama in two screenings. Those two showings are sold out. But! A special encore screening of ten SFFSFF films is happening on Sunday at noon at SIFF Cinema. If, like me, you don't care about the Super Bowl, this is your perfect nerdy afternoon diversion. Go buy tickets now.
Bleeding Cool has been reporting on the rumors for two years now, but DC Comics just made it official: They'll be publishing seven Watchmen prequel series under the Before Watchmen banner:
Rorschach by Brian Azzarello and Lee Bermejo
Comedian by Brian Azzarello and JG Jones
Minutemen by Darwyn Cooke
Silk Spectre by Darwyn Cooke and Amanda Conner
Doctor Manhattan by J Michael Straczynski and Adam Hughes
Nite Owl by Joe Michael Strazynski (and presumably Andy and Joe Kubert)
Ozymandias by Len Wein and Jae Lee.
Bleeding Cool reports that the demand for these prequels came from high up in the Time Warner corporation, which owns DC Comics and has recently been taking a firmer hand in the way the company works: "...the word from on high at Warners had come to exploit any and all properties within the DC remit that could make money, and this specifically included Watchmen." I cringe that Azzarello, who is a writer I like a lot, refers to Watchmen as a "franchise" in the DC press release.
This is a terrible idea. Sure, these are some talented names in comics (well, some of them are talented; Strazynski is terribly overrated, for example), and these comics will make a butt-ton of money for DC initially. But to use their own corporate-speak against them, they're devaluing the brand. Watchmen, the original collected comic, is always one of their bestselling titles; it's on every DC year-end bestseller list. Now that they're doing this, I promise you: In ten years, it won't be there anymore. They'll be turning one of their bestselling books into a midlist by trying to extend it into a franchise, when the closed-circuit properties of Watchmen is what attracted people to the book. Both DC Comics and Marvel Comics need to be pumping all their money into creating new ideas. For the last twenty or thirty years, all they've been doing is milking the original properties for all they're worth; their audience is slowly realizing that there's nothing new in any of their comics—that it's the same story, over and over again—and they're going away forever. But enough about what I think: What do you think?

Except, not: A couple of weeks ago, two Rob Liefeld properties, Glory and Prophet were dusted off and re-presented in an interesting new light. Glory, written by Joe Keatinge and drawn by Ross Campbell, doesn't stray very far from Liefeld's idea for the character—her origin, in short: what if Rob Liefeld got all the royalties for Wonder Woman?—but the execution is what matters here. This is a comic written and drawn by two people who know how to make comics. Keatinge's script is solid, but slightly derivative of these kinds of comics; a young reporter tries to find the truth behind the superheroic legend of Glory. As far as introductions go, it's a decent one, but it leaves you hoping he's got loftier goals than intellectual property maintenance in upcoming issues. The art by Campbell is the star here: Hyper-detailed, kinetic, and imaginative. He gets bonus points for making Glory more muscular than Liefeld's Barbie doll character. It's a solid first issue that promises some thrills and—hopefully—some surprises.
Remember those Star Wars sheets you had on your bed when you were little? (or maybe still have?) The brilliant seamstress of Cation Designs has made them even more awesome! Hit the link for more views of this adorable dress and a description of her process.
Be sure to check out her Batman and Superman dresses, (note the nice detail on the back of the Superman one!) and all of her creations... I want EVERY one!!
…then you owe it to yourself to watch Star Wars Uncut, a crowd-sourced production that will fill any true fan with an indescribable joy. (Every fan I know who's watched it has had the same giddy reaction.) You may remember this project from a few years ago:
In 2009, thousands of Internet users were asked to remake Star Wars: A New Hope into a fan film, 15 seconds at a time. Contributors were allowed to recreate scenes from Star Wars however they wanted.
Within just a few months SWU grew into a wild success. The creativity that poured into the project was unimaginable.
…Finally, the crowd-sourced project has been stitched together and put online for your streaming pleasure. The Director's Cut is a feature-length film that contains hand-picked scenes from the entire StarWarsUncut.com collection.
Here is the finished product, two hours of unadulterated happiness:
After a week of speculation, DC Comics unveiled their new logo today in a press release. (You can read more about it, including what it might mean for the rumored Watchmen sequel series, at at Bleeding Cool.) It's a "D" peeled back from a "C," with an eye toward animation on digital and cartoon properties. Here are a few details, from photos provided by DC Comics:

The new logo makes a little more sense when shown on a comic book. It's positioned at the very edge:

The fans, as usual, have met the news of change with wild outrage. Their arguments—that the logo is bland and corporate, that you can't tell it's supposed to be a D on top of the C, that logos shouldn't have 3D elements in them—do make some sense. Myself, I'm a fan of the DC bullet logo, although that could very well be just because it's the logo that was on the books while I was growing up. So how do we settle this internet controversy? Even though this has been a day replete with Slog polls, I think there's only one way to bring this matter to a legally binding conclusion:
Slog tipper Rich says that the much-reviled 4th edition of Dungeons & Dragons (which I first told you about back in June of 2008) is soon to be no more. And the owner of D&D, local gaming company Wizards of the Coast, seems to be crowd-sourcing the next edition:
...beginning sometime in the spring, we will begin open playtesting. Through our web site, we will release a growing set of rules, classes, monsters and other materials for your study and feedback. We seek to reach as many people as possible, from the gamer who just started with D&D last week to the gaming group that has been together since the early-1970s. For this process to work, we want to give a voice to all D&D fans and players of all previous editions of the game.
You can sign up for the playtest right here. The New York Times story on the revamp is here. My advice to D&D would be to stop trying to compete with Worlds of Warcraft. D&D attracts a very specific group of people—people who enjoy learning and utilizing complex systems of rules and regulations. Button-mashing a dragon to death isn't the same thing as manipulating the random roll of dice into a desired outcome, and that's something that World of Warcraft can never replicate.
People enjoy and get into D&D precisely because it has an air of something bookish and esoteric. It's the sense that there's a whole, complex world there waiting to be discovered that appeals to novices. Dumbing it down and transforming it into a cheap WoW clone isn't going to help matters at all. That's not to say that technology shouldn't be incorporated into D&D (iPad rulebooks would make DMing much easier) but it is to say that technology should be incorporated intelligently into D&D, to enhance the pre-existing experience, rather than trying to turn it into something different.
During yesterday morning's Republican debate live-Slog, perhaps because it was 6 in the fucking morning on a Sunday, a side conversation broke out about which Batman villain best represents each Republican nominee*. Mitt Romney, of course, is Two-Face. Rick Santorum would have to be Clayface. Newt Gingrich is the Penguin. But I was adamant about Ron Paul being The Riddler. Think of it: The forced logic, the manic tittering, the embedding his own failure into his schemes. Plus, I theorized, Ron Paul would look best in a green leotard covered with question marks.
Well, awesome Slog reader guttergeist has gone and made my fantasy into a reality:
My God. It's just uncanny, isn't it?
* Related: Probable Republican nominee Mitt Romney worked at Bain Capital. The upcoming Batman movie, which is almost sure to be a huge blockbuster throughout late summer, features a villain named Bane. If you think lazy political cartoonists all over America aren't going to have a field day with that homophone, you haven't read very many political cartoons.
Have you seen the Belgian Star Wars-themed burgers? Oh sure, I'd try the "Jedi" or "Dark" burgers, maybe. But the "Vador" [sic] burger? Uh, no thank you. Not ever. No. (Click the picture to see your choices.)
Thank you, Slog-tipper Juliette, for making me throw up in my mouth.
In related news, this exists.
In an interview to mark his 70th birthday this weekend, Stephen Hawking, the former Lucasian professor of mathematics at Cambridge University, admitted he spent most of the day thinking about women. "They are," he said "a complete mystery."
Yes, it's lunchtime, which means it's time for Lunchtime Quickie! Yay! But Kelly O is on vacation. Boo! Which means it's time for the off-brand Lunchtime Quickie, Noontime Quikster. Yay?
Yes, let's go with yay. This is via io9, and it's a series of deleted Dark Knight scenes mostly featuring Heath Ledger as the Joker:
Three things:
1. Man, The Dark Knight was a good movie. I can't wait for The Dark Knight Rises.
2. Whatever happened to Maggie Gyllenhaal? She was in every movie produced between 2007 and early 2009, and then she disappeared.
3. I love how tightly Christopher Nolan keeps a grip on the behind-the-scenes features of his movies. I was watching the end of Inception on Christmas day, and I had no idea how those zero-gravity scenes were shot. And not knowing how those scenes were shot improved the quality of the movie. It's not an original thought to compare Nolan to a stage magician—he practically begs for the comparison—but every time you see how a special effect is constructed, you lose some of that initial excitement. I hope that, as movies continue to shift from physical media to digital downloads, extras and commentaries start to disappear. The movie should stand on its own as a document. The above video doesn't detract from the Dark Knight experience. If anything, it makes the original movie seem more like a serious work of authorial intent.
After a week of bullshit PR buildup, the trailer for Ridley Scott's new sci-fi movie, Prometheus, is out. It sure does look like he's revisiting his Alien universe with this one:
You should read this great essay by China Miéville about the connections of—and differences between—two opposing categories of sci-fi/fantasy: The Weird, which Miéville has championed in the past, and Hauntology, which reimagines ghosts into something that, in the words of Lovecraft, are "lean, dwarfish, and hairy – a sluggish, hellish night-abomination midway betwixt beast and man – and usually touched before it is seen." It's a sharp, funny, highly literate exploration:
Dickens thinks nothing of jostling together, in ‘A Christmas Carol’, the ghost of a person, Jacob Marley, with those of various Christmases. To post-hauntological eyes this is a category-error, but Dickens is merely subordinating the specifics of the ghost to his extreme and mawkish extrapolation of the preceding epoch’s tendency to morally ‘mean’ with spectrality. In neither ‘The Haunted House’ (1859) nor ‘The Haunted Man’ (1848) are the haunts revenants of the dead, but ‘of my own innocence’, or a doppelganger who performs a selective mnemectomy so the story can thumpingly moralise that it is important to remember wrong done to us ‘that we may forgive it’. Dickens’s ghosts are apotheoses of the instructional ghosts of the preceding century – out of time, rearguard in their sentimentality, themselves haunted by the future. They are not so much convincing, morally, as performatively flourished. These are not modern ghosts, but the last, already-dead walking dead of a dead epoch, bobbed about on sticks.
There's much more, including thoughts on H.P. Lovecraft, Jules Verne, Victor Hugo, and octopuses ("it has no claws, but deploys vacuum as a weapon; it eats and shits with the same orifice ((supposedly)); it swims and walks and crawls...[and Hugo insists that they] demand a rethinking of philosophy.") Go read the whole thing.
We've seen a teaser, but this is the first official Dark Knight Rises trailer:
Okay. We need to wash the Herman Cain Christmas special out of our mouths, and the only way to do that is with another video. As far as holiday videos go, this is just about perfect:
(Via Robot 6.)
I recently learned that Spock was originally female... and here's a little girl who made it so. (see what I did there?) Her mom introduced her to Star Trek: TOS, and Bryden decided she wanted to be Spock for Halloween:
"Of course, being Mr. Spock was a bit of a learning experience for my daughter. After a full day at school in her costume, she told me that it was hard to keep explaining who Spock was. Only the teachers had any clue what Star Trek was, and several kids made fun of her for being a character that was a boy. I even overheard one of the teachers saying she looked 'weird' in her costume. That comment nearly brought out the protective lioness in me, but I settled for a sharp glare."
Boo on stupid gender-rigid jerks. But you can tell Bryden how awesome her costume is over in this thread. Keep doing what you're doing, Bryden! LLAP!
ALSO: Today is the second annual "Wear Star Wars, Share Star Wars" day, dedicated to anti-bullying and geek pride and started by superstar-geek-girl Katie Goldman and her mom:
Celebrate this day of geek pride and anti-bullying by wearing something Star Wars or science fiction-related.
Since it is the holiday season, please also celebrate the day by donating a Star Wars or science fiction toy to a child in need (but be sure to put a post-it note on the new, unwrapped toy specifying that it can go to a girl or a boy; otherwise, these traditional "boy toys" will be given only to boys!)
And since we're talking about awesome moms supporting their nerd girls, Happy Birthday, Mom Traverse! Thank you for the hours you spent taking me to the natural history museum, reading me book after book about dinosaurs, and filling my toy box with action figures and dinosaurs right beside the doll-dishes. Love you, Mom!
I just pulled The Lieutenant of Inishmore off my bookshelf and remembered that it has my favorite props list of all time. (My favorite stage direction is everyone else's favorite—the Shakespeare classic from The Winter's Tale, "exit, pursued by a bear.") But the props list for Inishmore is marvelous:
Dead black cat
Live black cat
Ginger cat
Dead ginger cat
Telephone
Cat's collar and name tag
3 guns
Wooden cross
Cat basket
Dismembered corpses
Pink bicycle
I'll clog up slog. Dig this hilarious blending of two usually separate breeds of geek, sports fans and comics fans. All 32 NFL teams and the Batman character they most resemble. Seahawks? Manbat.

2. This week's This Modern World has a nice roundup of some of the Gingrich scandals we'll all be talking about for the next few months.
3. Glenn Beck says if Newt Gingrich becomes the Republican nominee, he'd rather vote for Ron Paul as a third party candidate.
* Thanks to Tim Keck for the gag!
Better yet, people made artwork celebrating the 20th anniversary of each, and every piece is delightful.
In The Trees: Twin Peaks 20th Anniversary Art Exhibition includes original works by various artists, including David Lynch. There is also a collection of photos from the set of Twin Peaks.
Scissorhands20th includes original works by various invited artists and, according to the blog, is dedicated to the memories of Stan Winston and Vincent Price.Did everyone already know this except me? That Nichelle Nichols (Uhura) orginally read for the role of Spock?! Did you see the Science channel documentary Trek Nation by Rod Roddenberry (Gene's son)?!
From TheMarySue.com:
…Spock was originally intended to be a female character. That is, there was a vulcan on the crew, the head science officer. There was also a female character known as Number One, a cold, efficient and logical woman to play against the hot headed, libidinous Kirk. She was intended to by played by Majel Roddenberry, then Majel Barrett. Gene Roddenberry was dating her at the time, but hadn’t yet divorced his estranged wife. The studio producing Star Trek was uncomfortable A) with a woman as such a central character and B) with the scandalous nepotism of the whole thing. They also didn’t particularly like Spock as a character, and so as a compromise Roddenberry eliminated Number One, made a Spock the emotionless one, and promoted him to First Officer. Majel got the more secondary role of Nurse Chapel.
I would love to see the original version. I mean I love Leonard Nimoy and what he did with Spock, but I find this… fascinating.
(More about the documentary at HuffPo. It premeired this past Wednesday, but repeats several times including tomorrow evening at 9pm.)
On her blog yesterday, Cherie Priest revealed that her set-in-Seattle steampunk zombie historical fiction novel Boneshaker is being turned into a movie. If you're a latecomer to this whole Cherie Priest thing and you'd like to learn what all the hubbub is about, I suggest you start by reading my profile of Priest.
(Thanks to Slog tipper Steve.)
Have you watched this yet? Because it is a pleasure. Colbert is out of character, and Neil deGrasse Tyson is his usual enthusiastic, giddy self. Put it on in the background while you work, it's a fantastic way to spend an hour and twenty minutes. SCIENCE!
Here's a cheerful way to start the day! Jonathan Coulton's "Still Alive" being performed on old floppy drives!
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The minicomics include new and rare material from the excellent Fantagraphics stable of cartoonists, including the very first appearance of Peter Bagge's Bradleys, a never-before-published comic from David B, some early Hernandez Brothers material, a full-color piece about converting his comics for television by Tony Millionaire, new illustrations from Stranger Genius Jim Woodring, and—Santa, get me this one, please—Ivan Brunetti's Nancy comic strip tryouts.
The minis are also available individually with purchase of related comics—buy any Johnny Ryan book, for instance, and you automatically get Ryan's mini, Cool Shit from the Pit. I love minicomics—the idea of taking photocopied sheets of paper, stapling them together, and making a book out of them is so simple and direct and touching, like a handwritten letter. These books are a great idea; a special gift for your special comics fan.
This is an excellent first issue—it introduces Orson and his world to us, sets up a conflict, and teases at what's to come. (The fact that it only costs a dollar helps, too.) Risso's always been an excellent draftsman, but he's doing his best work ever on Spaceman. Things look familiar, but remixed somehow. The future is made up of rundown shacks, disposable technology, and rampant body modification. This could be the best thing DC is publishing right now.
What is it about Batman that makes cartoonists want to write Christmas stories about him? I'm willing to bet Superman hasn't starred in half the Christmas stories that Batman has.

Mightygodking has made another round of political Magic: The Gathering-style cards, and they are glorious. (How can you not love sentences like "Destroy Rick Santorum if The Internet enters play," I ask you?) Maybe one day, he will have made enough of these cards that an actual game can be played. If so, Sloggers should gather at Gamma Ray Games and play a round. I would like to play the "Oops" card, please!