
WELL KA-CHINGGG! You're one step closer to living your dream. Kind of. Two fancy-pants local bars are now offering Twilight-themed cocktails, for sparkly, vampiric intoxication:
The Hunt Club at the Sorrento has invented "The Bella Edward," which "combines sweet-sour ingredients to represent the forces of good and evil, light and dark, and the passion and restraint of the romance between the two lead characters."
“A Cullen Family Cocktail”Balsamic reduction
1 teaspoon raspberry puree
2 ½ ounces raspberry vodka
½ ounce Krupnik Honey Liqueur
And Canlis is offering “The Temptation of Edward Cullen,” by bartender James MacWilliams:
“I was trying to capture some of the essence of the movie with this particularly vampires and the Olympic coast. Forks is surrounded by the Olympic national park on one side and the pacific ocean on the other. I was trying to create a biting crisp taste just hinting a forest and visually feeling like vampire. This drink is not for the feeble of heart. Strong but strangely keeps pulling you back. The crushed ice helps chill it and if done right will frost the outside of the glass like the crystal vampire skin of the books and movie.”1oz Plymouth gin
1/4oz Zirbenz (Austrian Arolla stone pine liqueur)
1/8oz Le Tourment Vert Absinthe (A french vert or green absinthe with pronounce crisp eucalyptus notes)
2oz Champagne
3/4oz Green Walnut Wine (a sweet, homemade, aromatized, fortified wine with a spicy nutty flavor)
Overheard in the office:
"Do rich people watch Twilight?"
"I think rich people have teenage daughters."
"No, I think rich people have secretaries."


First, Ethan Gilsdorf reads from his new book about nerds, Fantasy Freaks and Gaming Geeks: An Epic Quest for Reality Among Role Players, Online Gamers, and Other Dwellers of Imaginary Realms.
Then, Jillian Venters reads from Gothic Charm School, a book based on a website that intends to teach people how to become goths. The author is local. There will also be a screening of a short film.
Elliott Bay is the place to be today, nerds.
The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.
I've written about this before, but it's getting very close now: The 33rd issue of McSweeney's is going to take the form of a Sunday newspaper titled The San Francisco Panorama:
It'll have news (actual news, tied to the day it comes out) and sports and arts coverage, and comics (sixteen pages of glorious, full-color comics, from Chris Ware and Dan Clowes and Art Spiegelman and many others besides) and a magazine and a weekend guide, and will basically be an attempt to demonstrate all the great things print journalism can (still) do, with as much first-rate writing and reportage and design (and posters and games and on-location Antarctic travelogues) as we can get in there. Expect journalism from Andrew Sean Greer, fiction from George Saunders and Roddy Doyle, dispatches from Afghanistan, and much, much more. We're going to try to sell this thing on the street in San Francisco, but it'll also go out to our subscribers and be in bookstores all over.

You can pre-order the Panorama here. Unlike a normal Sunday newspaper, it costs $16 (unless you live in the Bay Area). But I'm really excited about this, and I think you should be too.

The fan was complaining about Charlotte Braun, an ill-fated female Charlie Brown analog. Schulz made it sound as though he was deleting Braun from the strip due to this one fan's complaint:
I am taking your suggestion regarding Charlotte Braun and will eventually discard her. If she appears anymore it will be in strips that were already completed before I got your letter or because someone writes in saying that they like her.
He also included a sketch of Braun with an ax sticking out of her head. Weird to think that he was so receptive of this one fan, though; if Schulz had lived long enough to see the dawn of the blog comment, he never would have gotten any work done.

Charles Schulz is responsible in large part for expressing the neuroses of the modern age in popular culture, but Ditko aged Schulz's neurotic children into teenagers and then full-grown men and women. You look at his artwork and you see the doubts in your own head spread out on a page in spidery lines. He's really something wonderful.
Movie deal the first:
The Terminator franchise is for sale. This means that we might not get a new McG-directed Terminator movie, which means I will cry myself to sleep at night from now until forever.
Joss Whedon has offered ten thousand big dollars for the rights to direct a new Terminator movie. If he was serious, I'd say give it to him. But I don't think he's serious.
Movie deal the second:
A producer behind The Matrix and Lord of the Rings is going to produce a movie about the life of Muhammad:
Budgeted at around $150m (£91.5m), the film will chart Muhammad's life and examine his teachings. Osborne told Reuters that he envisages it as "an international epic production aimed at bridging cultures. The film will educate people about the true meaning of Islam".
Um, what a great idea! I can totally see radical Islamic extremists getting really excited over this one. Can we get Jack Black for the starring role?
This seems like a pretty appropriate video to watch just before Halloween weekend:
I appreciate how the narrator gets all the tricky Lovecraftian pronunciations exactly right.
(Via Topless Robot.)
Marvel Comics just announced that they're starting to sell comics over the iPhone for as low as 99¢ each. Frustratingly, they're only issuing back issues of comics. I don't understand why they wouldn't make their comics available in multiple formats on the day of publication. I suppose they're worried about cannibalizing their own business, but the iPhone is a much larger market than just people who go into comic book stores—in theory, they could expand their readership by exponential levels, and it would cut down on digital comic piracy (which is a much larger problem than prose book piracy at the moment). It's easier to pay a buck than go through the hassle of torrenting a comic.
In other comics news, Salman Rushdie is thinking about writing a comic book.
I am begging you on behalf of all the booksellers in the whole wide world, nerds. Please don't do this:
November 18th is International Science Fiction Reshelving DayJoin us this November in a new and unique celebration of science fiction and fantasy literature. Many books from our fine genre are regularly placed in the wrong section of bookstores. This not only hides the books from us, but it prevents readers of those books from discovering the rich tradition to which they belong.
On November 18th that changes. We will go to bookstores around the world and move science fiction and fantasy books from wherever they might be to their proper place in the “Science Fiction” section. We hope that this quiet act of protest will raise awareness of this problem and inspire new readers to explore our thought-provoking genre.
(Apparently, they chose November 18th because it's Margaret Atwood's birthday and Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale is considered to be a classic of science fiction that has been hijacked by literary fiction, along with a lot of Kurt Vonnegut's fiction and plenty of Haruki Murakami's novels. You can find their list of such works here.)
Holy shit, this is an asshole move. Nobody cares about your "quiet act of protest," first of all. You're just making more work for bookstore employees and you're making it much harder for paying bookstore customers to actually find the books they're looking for. Second of all, didn't genre geeks used to want their fiction to be folded into "regular" fiction anyway? I think a large fiction section that encompasses everything would be a much healthier fiction section than a literary fiction section with segregated genre books. It makes the genre books look cheap and it keeps the geeks from broadening their reading experience to some—gasp!—non-genre work.
(Via SF Signal.)
Slog reader Jesse sent me an invite to Google Wave a few weeks ago, and I feel guilty that I haven't written anything about it. (Thanks for thinking of me, Jesse!)
But here's the thing: I don't really understand what Google Wave is for, and I've watched all the videos and tested all the different features. I like the way you can watch your fellow Google Wave participants type in real time. I like the widgets you can insert into a conversation. In fact, Google Wave is a great interface for chat—I bet that ultimately Google Wave will replace Google Chat on Gmail—but it simply doesn't deserve to survive on its own. There's nothing there that I can't replicate (a little more messily) in online chat sessions. I forget that Google Wave exists for days at a time, and I use chat in Facebook and Gmail quite a few times a week. But those features are additions to the standard web browsing experience, not a destination like Google Wave is.

...when I finally got my Google Wave invite and did a bit of poking around, I wasn't the least bit surprised to quickly discover a handful of Wave-based roleplaying games already in progress, and many more in various stages of planning. In the past few days, I've watched games from the sideline and talked to some Game Masters and gamers—there seems to be an emerging consensus that Google Wave has as much RPG potential as any platform since the venerable and proverbial tabletop.
This blog has more information about it, too:
Google Wave is a hybrid medium. It is both real-time and correspondence, when you choose for it to be. Google Wave is like a chat room with email-style archival, document-style accessible, immediate editing, and even forum-style multiplicity of threads and folders for organizing your material, that every player can quickly access and organize. Play-By-Posters and Play-By-Chatters will find in Google Wave everything their mediums used to do, and everything the other one did as well....So what is the literary style of a Wave RPG? Whatever you want. This is what’s quite brilliant about it. From the most verbose freeform RPG to the most dialog-starved combat-heavy story-less RPG, you can have it here on the Wave. No problem.
I haven't played any sort of role playing game since I was in high school, so this news doesn't really affect me at all, but it's good to see that Google is doing something for the geeks.
This high-resolution picture from the HiRISE camera on board the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter shows twisting dark trails criss-crossing light-colored terrain on the Martian surface. Newly formed trails like these had presented researchers with a tantalizing mystery but are now known to be the work of miniature wind vortices known to occur on the red planet, in other words Martian dust devils. Such spinning columns of rising air heated by the warm surface are also common in dry and desert areas on planet Earth. Typically lasting only a few minutes, dust devils become visible as they pick up loose red-colored dust leaving the darker and heavier sand beneath intact. Ironically, dust devils have been credited with unexpectedly cleaning the solar panels of the Mars rovers.

2. If that's not sexy enough for you, Comics Alliance reports on The Worst Sex Scene in Comics, from which I have pulled the word balloon to the left. Here is a brief description: "[Writer Jamie] Delano's wording in the series is so ridiculously over-the-top that if it wasn't for the pages upon pages of pirate rape, the book would qualify as one of the best comedies of the year."
From Publisher's Weekly and offered without comment:
Apparently Michael Jackson was working on a comic book for years with friend (and son of Deepak) Gotham Chopra and now Random House’s Villard imprint is prepping to release the fruits of this seemingly unlikely collaboration. The book, Fated, is about a Jackson-esque pop icon named Gabriel Star whose fame has left him isolated and emotionally cut-off. After a suicidal swan dive from his hotel one night, Star survives only to see his celebrity grow and discover that he’s becoming, per the publisher, “something not quite human.”
The New York Times presents the most awesome theory ever about why the Large Hadron Collider hasn't worked properly:
Then it will be time to test one of the most bizarre and revolutionary theories in science. I’m not talking about extra dimensions of space-time, dark matter or even black holes that eat the Earth. No, I’m talking about the notion that the troubled collider is being sabotaged by its own future. A pair of otherwise distinguished physicists have suggested that the hypothesized Higgs boson, which physicists hope to produce with the collider, might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather.
If I knew science was this cool when I was a kid, I wouldn't be fucking around with books today.
(Via The Rumpus.)
The other day, I wrote about The Spearhead, an anti-feminist website, and their tirade about how women and homosexuals are ruining science fiction.
Yesterday, The Spearhead wrote about me:
we even got written up in my local feminist gutter-mag The Stranger, which features Dan Savage, among other luminaries. Paul Constant, The Stranger blogger who wrote about our site is such a stellar example of a mangina that his denunciation should be a point of pride.
The post takes me to task for buying into the alleged fiction that women are equal to men. The homophobes and women-haters (who also, if you read the comments of any of their posts, also veer quite often into racism, too) also take two notable sci-fi figures to task along with me: Brent Spiner (who played Data on Star Trek: The Next Generation) and sci-fi writer John Scalzi (who writes novels like the very manly sounding Old Man's War.) I never thought I'd be proud to be lumped in with Data, but there you go: The internet is a profoundly weird place.
The really weird thing is that this post went live right after A. Birch Steen's Public Editor column, which mocks me for just about the same thing:
Next, the morbidly obese crossdressing Lesbian who identifies as PAUL CONSTANT composes several off-key odes to manhood in this week's edition. "He" pens a far-too-long love letter to Sherman Alexie (a writer who previously published an obscene, homoerotic paean to the Seattle SuperSonics in these very pages), then follows up with a lament for the shoddy state of men's-studies sections of bookstores. (Men, "Mr." Constant, do not read the kind of books found in "men's studies" sections.) And then, for the Triple Crown of Penis Envy, "he" basks in the imagined glow of a bebop recording artist. One can imagine this musician's alarm at being so openly and embarrassingly coveted by a cross-gendered she-beast in print, even though Constant only refers to him by his initials: J.Z.
So my question is this: Is A. Birch Steen funding The Spearhead? Or does The Spearhead consider A. Birch Steen to be a spiritual guide? The similarities are too great to be a fluke.
Slog Tipper Rich points us toward an anti-feminist website called The Spearhead, which is currently arguing that women are fucking up science fiction, and that science fiction belongs to men, and women should butt out. It begins "Science fiction is a very male form of fiction," and it continues:
The current generation of boys will not have this inspiration from science fiction, at least from science fiction on television and in movies. That’s because there is an undeclared war on real science fiction on TV and in movies. The former Sci-Fi channel, now “Syfy”, is a good example of what has been happening to science fiction on television. In 1998 Bonnie Hammer took over the Sci-Fi channel and declared that “more female viewers were needed”. Over the next several years, the Sci-Fi channel became increasingly feminized losing many of its traditional male viewers in an attempt to go after women viewers. This included making the logos “warmer and more human” because the logos before were “too male and too dark”. The biggest change was in the feminization of the programming shown on the Sci-Fi channel. There-imaginedre-delusioned Battlestar Galactica is a good example.
Also at fault for ruining sci-fi? The gays:
Things are worse in Britain. A few years ago Doctor Who was brought back. The man who brought back Doctor Who was Russell T. Davies, a gay man who proceeded to add a recurring character called Captain Jack who comes from the 51st century that was
- "It's good being a man, isn't it? Just a couple of men, doing man-things. Yup, that's us."
bisexualomnisexual. Yes, omnisexual as in not only is this character bisexual, but he has no problem with having sex with non-humans too. If you read interviews with Davies and the writers they use the term omnisexual to describe Captain Jack. Davies has also admitted in interviews that he believes everyone will be “omnisexual” by the 51st century. Davies had more plans like this for Doctor Who, but there were so outrageously bad and obnoxious that the leftist BBC actually put a stop to him doing that (citing that Doctor Who was traditionally a “family show”).
Thanks to Slog Tipper Rich for sharing the Spearhead with all of us. Rich also points out "I have a feeling that they don't realize that the name of their site would be the coolest gay bar name ever."
I stumbled across Oldboy earlier today, and just though this fight scene would be nice for a Saturday evening.
Go out and succeed.
Well, I guess I'm glad that I was too lazy to stay up until 4:30 am or get out of bed at 4:30 am to watch the LCROSS impact on the moon:
NASA's much anticipated LCROSS mission sent two spacecraft "bombing" into the moon early this morning. The craft successfully struck their target, a crater thought to harbor frozen water.But the much-hyped moon show that had been expected to accompany the impact, however, turned out to be a flop—no billowing plumes of dust and ice visible through backyard telescopes or on NASA TV. The low-impact impact had one NASA expert musing that LCROSS may have struck a "dry hole."
Four minutes later LCROSS (Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite) performed its own kamikaze dive—the final act in its mission to detect evidence of water ice in the moon's shadowed craters.Whether or not sky-watchers could see the LCROSS crashes, NASA insists they happened.
The only video I can find on the thing is sort of long and boring, and contains exactly zero explosions, but here it is:
Anyone else got interesting photos, video, or whatevers on LCROSS, let us know in the comments.
UPDATE: Wise commenter Peter F says:
The plume was pretty much invisible, even through observatory telescopes (haven't seen the Hubble observation yet) but NASA thinks they got the spectroscopic data they wanted from the instrumentation, though it will take a while to process.
And commenter Pissy Mcslogbot posted this image of the impact:


And Hayden Panettiere will make out with some girl in the next episode of Heroes. Hopefully, ratings-inspired lesbian kisses have become the new Cousin Oliver and this means that this will be the last season of Heroes. I watched the first episode of the new season and underwhelmed doesn't begin to describe how I feel about this show.
This image from NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter shows gullies near the edge of Hale crater on southern Mars.Martian gullies carved into hill slopes and the walls of impact craters were discovered several years ago. On Earth, gullies usually form through the action of liquid water — long thought to be absent on the Martian surface. Whether liquid water carves gullies under today's cold and dry conditions on Mars is a major question that planetary scientists are trying to answer.
Gullies at this site are especially interesting because scientists recently discovered actively changing examples at similar locations. Images separated by several years showed changes in the appearance of some of these gullies. Today, planetary scientists are using the HiRISE camera on MRO to examine gullies such as the one in this image for change that might provide a clue about whether liquid water occurs on the surface of Mars. The view covers an area about 1 kilometer, or 0.6 mile, across and was taken on Aug. 3, 2009.
h/t: nasa.gov
Slog Tipper Jen informs us that some people are trying to make a fair and balanced Bible. They want to remove all of what they perceive as liberal bias from the Good Book.
7. Express Free Market Parables; explaining the numerous economic parables with their full free-market meaning
8. Exclude Later-Inserted Liberal Passages: excluding the later-inserted liberal passages that are not authentic, such as the adulteress story
Do the "Later-Inserted Liberal Parables" include the entire New Testament? Because that Sermon on the Mount sounds kind of Big-City Elitist to me. The good news is that they might be planning on doing this Conservatizing of the Bible as a wiki, which would provide hours of entertainment for all of us on the internet. Here is the first example that they have:
The earliest, most authentic manuscripts lack this verse set forth at Luke 23:34:[7]Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing."
Is this a liberal corruption of the original? This does not appear in any other Gospel, and the simple fact is that some of the persecutors of Jesus did know what they were doing. This quotation is a favorite of liberals but should not appear in a conservative Bible.
This is all I have to say about that: Jesus fucking Christ. In other Supreme Being news today, Ecocomics links to a PDF of a physics paper by one Ben Tippett which sets out to explain how all of Superman's very different powers (flight, strength, heat and x-ray visions, freeze-breath) are actually just one power used in many different ways.

You will note the pleasing capitalization of the "H" in "he."
UPDATE: Gold Star Comment goes to this one:
If there's one complaint I've always had of the Bible, it's that it's too liberal.Posted by Dougsf on October 5, 2009 at 4:33 PM
Despite the recent discovery of water traces on the moon, supplying water for consumption on the moon is still an issue:
Lori M. Feaga, a research scientist at the University of Maryland who is a member of the team that analyzed the Deep Impact data, said this process would work only to about one millimeter into the lunar surface. If correct, that would not give future astronauts much to drink.“You would have to scrape the area of a baseball field or a football field to get one quart of water,” she said.
Thankfully, NASA has created the Waste Limitation and Management of Resources Design Challenge, recruiting kids from grades 5 through 8 to design and test a water recycling system for the moon. Presumably, some of this eventual waste water would involve urine, which is an abundant resource that has also been proven as a potential source of fuel.
No doubt fortunately for classroom hygiene, American nippers won't be required to self-source the "waste stream" as future Moon residents will. According to NASA, they will instead produce a synthetic urine/waste-water mixture. The formula will apparently call for "tap water, household ammonia cleaner, white distilled vinegar, baby shampoo, table salt and baking soda".
h/t: nytimes.com, the Register, and commenter Peter F
Daily Scans posted a video of the new official Marvel Comics line of sexy superhero Halloween costumes for women:
This is really kind of gross of course*, but it's not like Marvel is the only company making dumb sexy Halloween costumes, right? But the most interesting part of all this is that the Spider-Woman (excuse me, the "Black-Suited Spider-Girl", because a "Spider-Woman" would be gross and old and stuff) who is doing the modeling at left is former Miss California Carrie Prejean.The photos on Disguise.com, which show the notoriously conservative and self-proclaimed Christian wearing knee-high shiny boots, a black mini skirt and belly-baring low-cut top in one ensemble, were taken last year when Prejean modeled for the Women of Marvel costume line, according to TMZ.
Way to bring one of the world's most famous homophobes into your sexism, Marvel Comics. You really got the grand slam this time.
* I will never understand the compulsion of comics fans to lust after sexy female versions of male superheroes. I mean, I do understand the compulsion behind it, but I guess I'll never understand why they're so open about it.
This image taken by NASA's Moon Mineralogy Mapper, an insturment on the Indian Space Research Organization's Chandrayaan-1 mission, shows the signature of water (blue) concentrated at the poles. The orange and green represent different minerals.