
Move over, Oprah Winfrey! There's a new alpha-bookseller in town, and his name rhymes with "henpeck."
On his radio show and cable television programs, first on CNN Headline News and now on the Fox News Channel, Mr. Beck has enthusiastically endorsed dozens of novelists, a majority of them writing in the thriller genre. Mr. Beck, who now attracts 9 million weekly listeners on radio and 2.7 million daily viewers on television, often selects authors whose plots or characters reflect political stances that mirror his own. But he also promotes the work of authors who may disagree with many of his views.“He’s our Oprah,” said Brad Thor, a writer of political thrillers who has appeared on Mr. Beck’s radio and television programs several times. “God love him, we’re very fortunate.”
In other news, Glenn Beck has appendicitis. Or does he? Jon Stewart is on the case:
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I’d say the biggest loser [on election night] was the Seattle Times editorial board, considering the woeful track record of its endorsed candidates within the city whose name the paper misappropriates. In fact, you gotta wonder if a lot of Seattle voters don’t take a look at the Times’ top of the ticket endorsements, and just vote the opposite....Compare that track record to, say, The Stranger’s candidate endorsements, which saw a clean sweep in the races above with the possible exception of King County Assessor, where Lloyd Hara currently leads their preferred Bob Rosenberger by a small but significant margin. Considering which paper appears more in touch with the values of Seattle voters, perhaps the two publications should just swap mastheads?
A commenter over at HA points out that the Seattle Times endorsed Holmes over Carr so maybe the Blethen Daily Butt Trumpet isn't entirely out of step with Seattle voters. Ah, no. The Holmes endorsement was a transparent and wholly insincere effort on the Butt Trumpet's part to cover its pasty white ass. That's why the Holmes endorsement came first and then came the Butt Trumpet's endorsements of Hutchison, Mallihan, Rosencrantz, Israel (what a disappointment she turned out to be), which were of a piece with the paper's McGavick, Rossi, and Bush endorsements. The Holmes endorsement wasn't about Holmes or Carr or the city attorney's race or the crack down on the clubs or drug prosecutions or anything else. It was about creating a little plausible deniability for the Butt Trumpet. It gave the Butt Trumpet an endorsement it could hold up—a fig leaf it could don—when readers complained about that the paper's conservative, right-wing, anti-urban, anti-progressive, pro-right wing bias was showing again.
I started to draft a "Stupid Fucking Credulous Hack" post when I read the headline:
Marijuana seizures quadruple in L.A. County
The county climbs to the No. 5 spot in the state's annual eradication campaign, with more than 340,000 plants destroyed.
It looked like another dispatch from the front lines in the The Glorious War On Pot. And it read like one too:
Los Angeles County, which has seen a whirlwind expansion in medical marijuana dispensaries this year, has notched another marijuana milestone. The county has moved to No. 5 for the amount seized in the state's annual eradication campaign, with 340,187 pot plants uprooted—more than a fourfold increase. Statewide, the 27-year-old effort, known as the Campaign Against Marijuana Planting, found and destroyed almost 4.5 million plants in 41 counties, up from 2.9 million seized in each of the two prior years' growing season. The amount has climbed steadily since 1996, when California voters approved the nation's first medical marijuana law.State officials put the wholesale value of this year's eradicated marijuana at $17.8 billion.... State officials said the increase in seizures statewide probably reflects more effective law enforcement operations, as well as increased marijuana production. "I do think it's expanding," said George Anderson, director of the state Division of Law Enforcement.
Chris Jackson of the state Bureau of Narcotic Enforcement said his team spent about 15 days working in Los Angeles County with the Sheriff's Department and U.S. Forest Service. One particular three-day stretch amazed him, he said. Within an eight-mile radius of their outpost on Angeles Crest Highway, he said, agents uncovered and destroyed a dozen gardens and about 150,000 plants.
This is where War on Pot stories typically end: record-breaking seizures, hundreds of thousands of plants destroyed, and "officials" fellating themselves for a job well down while tossing around incomprehensibly huge numbers—$17.8 billion!—that were pulled out of their asses five minutes before the press conference started. This story in the LA Times had all the elements of a stupid fucking credulous hack job. But then reporter John Hoeffel goes on to do what so many other reporters have described as impossible: he goes and gets a quote from someone on the other side of this story:
Bruce Mirken, spokesman for the pro-legalization Marijuana Policy Project, ridiculed the effort. "Let me guess, they set a record number of plant seizures and marijuana has now been eradicated from California?" he quipped.Mirken said the campaign has caused growers to move from private lands into wilderness areas. "This is an annual exercise in futility. Not only does it not do anything meaningful, it actually makes the problem worse," he said.
Wow! Other daily reporters that we've called out on their stupid fucking credulous drug war hackery have insisted that they couldn't possibly include a quote from an opponent of marijuana prohibition because they were writing law-enforcement stories, you see, and not stories about drug policy, and I would be capable of understanding the distinction if I had actually studied journamalism at college instead of the rear ends of the taller guys in the dance program. But LA Times reporter John Hoeffel shows that it can be done: a reporter at a daily paper can include a quote from a proponent of marijuana legalization in a story about marijuana eradication efforts. It's not impossible! Thanks for showing your stupid fucking credulous colleagues how it's done, John!
And Sloggers: please let John Hoeffel know you appreciate his fair and balanced reporting on the drug war by sending him an email. Please CC me.
Pat Buchanan was talking with Chris Matthews about Florida Governor Charlie Crist on MSNBC's Hardball yesterday. Crist, a Republican, is running for the U.S. Senate, and he's drawn a primary challenger from the right. Will Crist be the next Republican to be Scozzafava'd? Buchanan said that it was a real possibility. Crist isn't popular with the Republican base and "gay rights issues" were a particular challenge for Crist because the GOP's base—Republican primary voters in Florida—are strongly opposed to gay rights.
But Crist, a married man (a legally married man), opposes gay rights. Crist backed efforts to ban same-sex marriage in Florida, he has defended Florida's ban on adoptions by same-sex couples (even as Florida places children in foster homes headed by same-sex couples), and has said that "a traditional family provides the best environment for children." (A statement that isn't supported by the facts—see here, here, here, here.)
So when Buchanan says that the GOP base has a problem with Crist where gay rights are concerned, gee, it kinda makes you wonder what Buchanan could possibly be referring to.
This is how we do it:
Details are sketchy, but numerous witnesses report that veteran feature editor Henry Allen punched out feature writer Manuel Roig-Franzia on Friday. The fracas took place in sight of [Washington] Post executive editor Marcus Brauchli’s office. Brauchli rushed to separate the two.It should be noted that Allen is nearly seventy, but he served in the Marines in Vietnam. He also won a Pulitzer prize in 2000 for criticism. Both apparently came into play when Allen jumped Roig-Franzia.
The offending story was a "charticle" about accidental disclosures of internal government documents, including battle plans by Robert E. Lee that were used to wrap cigars, dropped in a field of clover, and found by Union forces.
The only punch-out I've ever heard involving Stranger staffers was years ago, when then-theater critic Matt Richter was sucker-punched at Piecora's by a frustrated theater person. His version of the story:
So I was walking into Piecora's with two donors, a local rock star and his wife, to pitch them an early version of the ConWorks idea. I had left the paper a few months before to launch CW. As we're standing around waiting for a table, a guy comes up to us, and asks if I'm Matthew Richter. I say yes I am, and he says his name... which I didn't recognize, but I don't recognize anyone's name, and I assumed I was supposed to know him. I put my hand out to shake his, and smiled, and said, "oh, sure, hi, how are you?" Instead of shaking my hand, he reared back and punched me in the face, and then ran out of the restaurant.As I was getting up off the floor, I asked the rock star and his wife if they heard the guy's name. It was Jason something. I still don't remember his last name, but at the time it clicked. He was Dustin Hoffman's son in law. Seriously. He and his wife (Hoffman's daughter) had a horrible little theater company in town called The Broken Theater, and I had written about how horrid their horrid little theater company was. That's what got me punched out.
I have yet take a punch from a theater person. (Though a certain writer/director who has just arrived in Seattle may be first in line.)
Somebody punched me in the mouth outside the Stranger offices once—but I was off duty at the time. (I was also braver and stupider back then. I would handle the situation a little differently now.)
UPDATE
Whoops. Fists of fury has already been posted by Eli—but I'll leave this up for the sake of Richter's story.
If you can't even throw a punch in the office in peace?
Washington Post editor Henry Allen, following news reports that he punched Style reporter Manuel Roig-Franzia on Friday night, told POLITICO that he was surprised by the huge reaction in the media world.In the old days, said the 68-year-old, Pulitzer Prize-winning writer, the press wouldn't have been so shocked by an expletive-filled, newsroom scuffle...
"Back when I got into journalism, the idea that a fistfight in a newsroom would turn into a news story was unthinkable," Allen said when reached Monday evening. "The guys in the sports department at the New York Daily News, they had so many, you wouldn’t even look up."
The line that preceded the fists of fury: “This is total crap. It’s the second worst story I have seen in Style in 43 years.” (Followed by: "Henry, don’t be such a cocksucker.” Followed by a mad search for the first-worst Style story ever.)
Westword has the story:
Denver Post Beat Writers Told to Stop Making Game PredictionsFor as long as most of us can remember, beat writers at the Denver Post have been allowed to make game predictions about teams they cover—but no more...
...When Klatt and Kreckman asked Klis if he thought the Broncos could defeat the Ravens in Baltimore on Sunday (which, unfortunately, they couldn't—or at least didn't), the Post staffer explained that his supervisors had concluded that offering picks about a team beat writers are supposed to cover in an even-handed way potentially undermined their objectivity in the eyes of readers.
But doesn't forbidding writers from talking about the outcome of a game potentially undermine their ability to be interesting in the eyes of readers?
Columnists "paid to offer their opinions" at the Denver Post may still remark upon who they think is going to win a game.
Via Romenesko.
...that picture of Michelle Obama on the cover of The New York Times Magazine today? For a long, interesting piece about "The First Marriage," the editors of NYT mag selected what has to be the single worst photo ever taken of Michelle Obama. Do they never want to get another interview with her?
From child-nauseating depravity to Sally Field-pleasing wholesomeness, here's 25 years of male same-sex attraction as seen on American prime-time television.
As James St. James at World of Wonder notes, the shocked kid in the first clip is indeed a young River Phoenix.
Thank you for the compilation, LBColby.
Do you have your costume? I want to go as a cheerleader turning into a werewolf, but I don't have the stuff.
Anyway, this story's a little stale, but more relevant than ever. From the Cincinnati Enquirer:

[Amusement park] Kings Island has dropped a Halloween Haunt display showing skeletons of dead celebrities. Don Helbig, Kings Island spokesman, spent a rainy Thursday helping to remove the scene of slain NFL quarterback Steve McNair and his dead mistress Sahel Kazemi, along with other skeletons made to look like dead celebrities, including Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson. The skeletons were near The Beast rollercoaster and have been replaced with generic skeletons, Helbig said. “We weren’t intending for it to be distasteful and we do apologize if we offended anyone,” he said.
Whaddya know? They offended lots of people:
Reaction to the McNair display was negative, particularly in Nashville, where McNair played most of his career and was killed on July 4. Police said that Kazemi shot McNair to death before killing herself. The McNair skeleton wore a jersey numbered 9 and sat on a couch with a dress-wearing skeleton sprawled in its lap. A gun was on the ground, and the jersey-clad skeleton held a Tennessee Titans snack bowl.
There was also a Farrah Fawcett.
Meanwhile in Seattle, Bodies: The Exhibition has returned for another crowd-pleasing run. Now I ask you:
(Thanks to Ethics Soup for the supplementary images.)
About those declining circulation figures...
“Everybody keeps telling the newspaper industry to evolve, to change, to become digital. And when we do that and grow our audience, people focus on these print circulation numbers. We’ve taken the circulation down very deliberately.”
James M. Moroney III, publisher of The Dallas Morning News, in today's NYT.
Better late than never: Crash director Paul Haggis resigns from the Church of Scientology, officially citing the Church's support of California's anti-gay Proposition 8. From Haggis' letter to national Scientology spokesman Tommy Davis, published in full at the Village Voice:
You....allowed [Scientology] to be allied with the worst elements of the Christian Right. In order to contain a potential "PR flap" you allowed our sponsorship of Proposition 8 to stand. Despite all the church's words about promoting freedom and human rights, its name is now in the public record alongside those who promote bigotry and intolerance, homophobia and fear. The fact that the Mormon Church drew all the fire, that no one noticed, doesn't matter. I noticed. And I felt sick. I wondered how the church could, in good conscience, through the action of a few and then the inaction of its leadership, support a bill that strips a group of its civil rights.
Read Paul Haggis' full letter—which moves from eloquent denunciations of Prop 8 to fascinating revelations about the Church's creepiest practices—here.
Then enjoy this hilarious video of Scientology spokesmodel Tommy Davis storming out of an ABC interview because answering questions about the religion he represents is too embarrassing.
Thanks for the heads-up, MetaFilter.
Building on the responses from Jamie and Clarissa and others—and with today's word of "a mode of distribution going out of existence" in mind—a response from aspiring journalist Lianna:
You have to remember that although people have talked about newspapers failing for years, the actual occurrence is pretty recent. For four years I've been studying a craft I now have no opportunity to practice. I love journalism because it gives me the opportunity to tell important stories that inform and inspire the public. I graduated in May and I've had a tough time, but I'm still young enough to be idealistic and generally hopeful.
That's Josh Marshal's take on the news that daily newspaper circulation dropped by more than 10% in a single year.
A working journalist, seeing the responses from Jamie and Clarissa, writes:
My friend who was laid off from her staff writer job at age 33 (she'd become too expensive), says that she thinks journalism is becoming like pro sports: You push hard when you're young and burn out/get laid off by the time you're 40. Only a handful of the most successful—not best, mind you, but most successful—will make it past that point and become wealthy.
Denver's Westword is looking to hire a new marijuana reviewer. (More here.)
On Monday I kicked off this series with a letter from Clarissa León. She's one of the many people who continue to write us looking for journalism work despite news such as—to pick just three recent "death of journalism" stories—this and this and this.
I've begun writing nice notes back to the aspiring journalists with the following question included:
Given all that's going on—newspapers closing, magazines disappearing, writing staffs being downsized everywhere—why do you people still want to be journalists?
Here's an answer from an almost-30 Seattleite named Jamie:
I don't want to be a journalist.My 9-5 job is working in corporate real estate, so I was just looking for an opportunity to 1) volunteer my time to an organization I value, and 2) be around creative people for a couple of hours a week. I was always the artsy-fartsy type in high school/college, but I've worked for "The Man" for 6+ years now. So, I was really just looking for something that would help me offset the I'm-on-the-verge-of-turning-30-and-I'm-a-total-yuppie panic that seems more frequent the closer I get to the big 3-0.
So...yeah. That's it. Journalism's dead, dude.
I've been meaning to start this up for a while, and today, which brings the announcement that the New York Times is cutting 100 newsroom jobs, seems a good time.
Every week here at The Stranger, we get e-mails from aspiring journalists who want to be part of what we do. The rate of incoming e-mail hasn't seemed to decrease even as the journalism business has done a face-plant (maybe the continued interest has something to do with this). But after a while, one begins to wonder: What are these people thinking?
So I've begun sending e-emails back to these aspiring journalists, politely thanking them for their interest and then asking them exactly that question:
Given all that's going on—newspapers closing, magazines disappearing, writing staffs being downsized everywhere—why do you people still want to be journalists?
I'm going to post some of their response here on Slog, starting with this one:
I still want to be a journalist because it's the only thing that makes me happy. I've always wanted to be a writer. So becoming a print journalist was an easy decision. But don't tell me that just because an industry is downsizing, I can't do what I want. That's mean. Why should we (new journalists) suffer because people won't buy advertising or subscribe to the print edition? If anything, we will figure it out. We have to.I didn't become a journalist to make money and if I did, then I shouldn't be a journalist. Sure it's tough not having a great job right now. But right now, while I'm young, I can deal with tough. I don't have children and I can just focus on working. So I keep working . Even though newspapers are closing and magazines are downsizing that doesn't mean journalists will be gone. Besides, as every good journalist knows, not everything is always as it seems.
(I'm 23, graduated in May 2009 from the University of Nevada, Reno with a journalism and political science degree.)
Thank you,
The New York Times may be laying people off but "I Can Has Cheezburger?" is hiring. The position requires...
Scouring the Internet for new and old memes and meme-like content • Tracking down and contacting original content owners • Answering customer emails • Screening of incoming submissions (weed out X-rated or unsavory content) • Moderation of comments (spam, trolls, etc.) • High attention to detail (grammar, spelling, rules, items in photos, etc.) • Understanding of HTML (basic) • High degree of web savvy with an emphasis on memes • Ability to multitask on multiple repeating tasks • AND A SENSE OF HUMOR.
This position pays...
• Compensation: $8.75 hour.
• This is a contract job.

Ouch.
The New York Times plans to eliminate 100 newsroom jobs — about 8 percent of the total — by year’s end, offering buyouts to union and non-union employees, and resorting to layoffs if it cannot get enough people to leave voluntarily, the paper announced on Monday.

Today's story on the Times' site by Amy Martinez is much better-written than Carter's dumb piece, and it adds some important information. Peter Aaron, the owner of Elliott Bay Book Company, confirmed that "the store's lease at the Globe Building expires in late January, when a maxed-out line of credit he had been using to run the business also comes due," and that Aaron is considering moving elsewhere. The story mentions other possible neighborhoods, including Ballard, for Elliott Bay's relocation.
Over at Book Patrol, Michael Lieberman (of Wessel & Lieberman fame) weighed in first on the story. He has a long history with Elliott Bay—he nearly bought it back in 1999—and he chimes in with a very thoughtful consideration that leaving Pioneer Square would be bad for Elliott Bay, sapping it of its character. He calls it "not a lateral move nor is it a step up. It is a move to try and steady a sinking ship."
And, perhaps most surprisingly, Knute Berger has written a great analysis of what the move would mean over at Crosscut. Berger, who I had believed would be one of the first commentators to bemoan in tremendously purple prose over the loss of the creaky floors, seems to be in favor of the move. Berger hits his Old Seattle chord only once, when he compares Elliott Bay's potential move to the way Shorey's books moved and then immediately died.
While most of Berger's piece is dead-right on, I don't think Shorey's is the right parallel. I think if Elliott Bay does move and it wants a model, it should pay close attention to Denver independent bookstore Tattered Cover, which moved its flagship store in 2006. People were worried about Tattered Cover, too: They feared it would hurt the neighborhood the bookstore left behind, and that the bookstore would lose its lived-in character. Three years on, it seems to have been the right move to make. Elliott Bay store manager Tracy Taylor used to work at the Tattered Cover and is still in close contact with people who work there; I think that if the bookstore does move, they'll make the right decisions to keep the essential parts of Elliott Bay's spirit intact.
* Perhaps I'm just bitter because Carter hackishly credited the story to "a report in a blog operated by the tabloid The Stranger" halfway through the story, to ensure that Times readers wouldn't try to find the source of the story.
Hey, you! Glenn Beck misses the commercials of his childhood! Everything was so much simpler when he was a child. He misses his childhood so much that he wishes he could be a kid again. He wants America to elect Glenn Beck's dad for president because we have been at the party too long and we shouldn't have been there. We need to be grounded by Glenn Beck's dad. Because...(sob)...
The man is about five minutes and a bottle of gin away from developing an adult baby fetish.

What you see above is explained by LettersofNote.com:
As far back as the 9th Century, the beautifully named 'Dunhuang Bureau of Etiquette' insisted that local officials use the following letter template (dated 856) when sending apologies to offended dinner hosts. The letter was discovered, alongside thousands of other documents, in a sealed cave library in western China.
LettersofNote's translation (bolds mine):
Yesterday, having drunk too much, I was intoxicated as to pass all bounds; but none of the rude and coarse language I used was uttered in a conscious state. The next morning, after hearing others speak on the subject, I realised what had happened, whereupon I was overwhelmed with confusion and ready to sink into the earth with shame.
According to Lettersofnote, "The guilty party would copy the template text, enter the dinner host's name, sign the letter and then deliver with head bowed."
I miss the olden days. Thanks for the heads-up, MetaFilter.
Dominic mentioned this in the Morning News, but you all deserve video.
During an interview last night on CNN, the balloon boy's father asked the balloon boy why he didn't reveal himself when he heard people calling for him. The balloon boy replied by saying "it was for the show."
And during this morning's Today show, the balloon boy vomited on camera while his father swore to Meredith Viera that this is not a hoax.
Oh man. The Heene family have instantly become my favorite non-hoarding TV characters.
MediaMatters just compiled this fascinating list of the number of times Glenn Beck has compared Obama to Hitler, or Fox News to Jews in the Holocaust, or America to just-pre-Nazi Germany. Here's one entry in Beck's shit(ler)list:
Beck: "I'm not comparing" Obama to Hitler, but asked his audience to "please read Mein Kampf" and learn from Germany's mistakes. On the August 12 broadcast of his radio show, discussing Obama's position on health care reform, Beck stated: "I am not comparing him to this, but please, read Mein Kampf for this reason. If you read it now, you see that Hitler told you what he was going to do. He told the Germans. It outsold the Bible. Germans read Mein Kampf, but what did they do? They didn't listen. 'Oh, he doesn't mean that.' 'Oh, he's just saying that to appeal to X, Y, Z.' All of the same lies we're telling to ourselves. 'No, that's crazy. Nobody would actually do that.' They buried their heads in the sand, and then it became too late. Please, America, take this man for what he says."
According to the list, there are ten separate incidents of Beck crying Hitler (sometimes literally crying, no doubt) when referring to the Obama administration. He also called Al Gore a Nazi at least twice, invoked the Holocaust three times, and compared progressives to Nazis at least once.
In conclusion, I'd like to put up a definition from Urban Dictionary that Glenn Beck should read:
Godwin's Law: A term that originated on Usenet, Godwin's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will bring up Adolf Hitler or the Nazis. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Godwin's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.