
This week's short is Drew Christie’s “The Man Who Shot the Man Who Shot Lincoln.” Two simple reasons for posting this film: one, it’s weird in a good way (the scene with the scissors will definitely shock you); two, Christie is receiving national attention (his short “Song of the Spindle” screened at Sundance 2012). In the nutty world of animation, being weird is easy, whereas being weird and interesting is not.
The Man Who Shot The Man Who Shot Lincoln from Drew Christie on Vimeo.

Starting today at the Varsity are dueling programs of Oscar-nominated short films: one package featuring the five nominees for Best Animated Short and another featuring the five nominees for Best Live-Action Short.
I just watched the five live-actions, and it was a really wonderful way to spend 90 minutes. Films range from 8 minutes to 30 minutes and from perfectly fine to fucking awesome. Here's the lineup:
*Pentecost (Ireland, 9 mins) Some short films feel like fierce condensations of feature-length subjects, while other feel like cleverly outfitted skits. Pentecost is one of the latter, telling a comic tale of a young Irish altar boy navigating the challenges of Mass, and made Oscar-nomination-worthy by the gorgeous cinematography of Patrick Jordan (who mines all the natural drama of Cathoic ritual).
*Raju (Germany/India, 25 mins) Holy crap this movie is good. It starts with a European couple arriving in Calcutta to adopt a 4-year-old boy, and morphs into a half-dozen scenes of shocking clarity on love and fear and the evil that men do (and ignore). Beautiful acting, ferocious storytelling, Raju sure as hell better win the Oscar. (And if it doesn't, I'm pushing someone you love down stairs.)
*The Shore (Northern Ireland, 30 mins). A sweet, slow slice-of-life story about the reunion of two long-estranged friends in Ireland. The acting is lovely, the story is sweet, but the prolonged Celtic reminiscing plods by.
*Time Freak (USA, 11 mins) Unabashedly a tricked-out skit, Andrew Bowler's Time Freak involves a neurotic young inventor whose successful creation of a time machine has trapped him in a loop of correcting the tiniest imperfections or miscommunications of the past. It's sharp, and Groundhog Day-y, and delightful.
*Tuba Atlantic (Norway, 26 mins) The closest thing Raju has to competition (but not really), Tuba Atlantic is a grimly stylish death parable charting a bitter old man's final days of life. Joining him on his march to the grave is a teenage girl identifying herself as a death angel, here to walk Old Man Bitter through the stages of grief as he leaves the world. It's a nice conceit, applying the stages of grief to the person doing the dying/leaving, and the whole film bristles with gallows humor and lovely imagery. It's nice.
Screening times for Oscar Nominated Shorts are here for Live-Action and here for Animated.

The unbelievably horrible Powell tragedy keeps reminding me of another horrible instance of parental visitation/custody rights gone tragically wrong, documented in the amazing 2008 film Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father. The Netflix synopsis does a graceful job of explaining the basics:
Filmmaker Kurt Kuenne's poignant tribute to his murdered childhood friend, Andrew Bagby, tells the story of a child custody battle between the baby's grieving grandparents and Shirley Turner, Bagby's pregnant ex-girlfriend and suspected killer. Initially, Kuenne made this documentary as a memorial for Andrew's loved ones, but it morphs into an emotional legal odyssey when Turner goes free on bail and is allowed to raise her son.
Dear Zachary is a movie that will destroy you, which is as it should be. But beyond the destruction is the beauty of the creation, with filmmaker/surviving friend Kuenne getting brilliantly proactive in response to a question that's sure to be hovering around the Powell family: How do we keep this horrible tragedy from becoming the entire life story of people we love?
Watch Dear Zachary at your leisure on Netflix Streaming. (And bring Kleenex/a dog to hug.)

Tonight, SIFF Cinema at the Uptown screens Ken Russell-and-the Who's Tommy, and here are Stranger film intern Amy Scott's reasons why you should go see it.
Referring to Tommy, the musical album, Steve Knopper in Kill Your Idols writes, “The central maddening contradiction of Tommy is it retains musical power because it makes no sense,” and this also applies to Ken Russell’s adaptation, which adds even more breadth to the story's confusion via picture power, with a thick and buttery spread of surrealism.
Reasons to get stoned and watch Tommy:
9) Quadraphonic restoration, SIFF better REPRESENT
1) Ken Russell
7) Tina Turner’s rendition of “The Acid Queen” is AH-MAZING complete with the grooviest bass-line ever, gigantic needles, red platform shoes and a Darth Vader helmet.
11) Russell updates the album’s time period, placing it in 1951, then outfitting it with kaleidoscopic psychedelic imagery and 70s décor
17) Ann-Margret’s champagne, chocolate and baked beans bubble bath and phallic-pillow humping.
546) Roger Daltrey is the most convincing deaf, dumb, and blind kid, ever. His “huh” face after “Christmas,” gets a good ten-seconds of camera love before the slow zoom-out to an awkwardly-robed Eric Clapton
200) “Smash the Mirror” is PERFECT in all of its confetti glass. The song is combined with “I’m Free,” (instead of “Sensation”) and Daltrey waddles haphazardly—on water/through fire, plus upside-down camera angles, carnival-sounding synths, and Pinball worship
5) Keith Moon as “Uncle Ernie”
9) Jack Nicholson sings quietly and winks in time with the music
12) KEN RUSSELLPlus many more.

One of the most rewarding parts of the latest season of RuPaul's Drag Race—along with Jiggly Caliente, Sharon Needles, and the lightly bearded pit crew member—is witnessing the extended influence of Venus Xtravaganza, one of the many fascinating subjects of Paris Is Burning, Jennie Livingston's 1990 documentary about the New York drag ball scene and the people who make it fabulous. The film is packed with amazing people, but Venus is one of the ones that sticks with you, not just for her stunning vulnerability and beauty, but for the tragic containment of her story within the film. (Spoiler alert: Near the end of Paris Is Burning, Venus' house mother Angie Xtravaganza tells of the heartbreaking murder of Venus Xtravaganza.)
So what a joy it is to see sparks of Venus flying out of the mouths of so many of RuPaul's 21st-century drag racers. Here's Venus delivering the 20-second riff that will supply drag queens with catchphrases for eternity.
(Also, have you seen Paris Is Burning lately? If you haven't seen it in over ten years, watch it immediately and be clobbered by its amazements. It may as well be the best documentary ever made (after Hoop Dreams), and it's available now on Netflix Streaming.)

In this week's Concessions 90210, Lindy revisits the about-to-be-rereleased-in-3D Star Wars: Episode 1—The Phantom Menace and is shocked by what she finds:
If you're like me, you probably haven't watched Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace since its original release in 1999, because you've had literally anything else to do. And you probably think, in your hazy hindsight, that it's just "not that good" or "pretty bad" or some other relatively gentle descriptor that lets George Lucas off the hook for being an affably clumsy old billionaire man-frog. However, having recently rewatched Phantom Menace to prepare for its upcoming 3-D rerelease (do you like the Star Wars prequels but just wish you could also have a headache???), allow me to say this: HOOOOOO MY GOD FUCK US ALL BECAUSE THIS MOVIE GOT BIT BY A RADIOACTIVE GARBAGE AND IT IS A FUCKING MONSTERPIECE THEATER THAT TRANSCENDS BAD AND GOOD-BAD TO COME BACK AGAIN TO BAD AND REDEFINE COMEDY ITSELF. Seriously. Seriously. Drinking game: Take a shot every time something hella dumb happens and/or every time Jar Jar Binks makes you want to personally send tear-soaked reparations to 110 percent of the black people on earth. Oops, sorry about how you're dead now (alcohol poiz).
Read the whole thing here.

Wim Wenders' Pina opens Friday at the Cinerama, and Jen Graves holds forth on its 3-D brilliance here.
Also, on Friday February 17, SIFF will be hosting a special screening of Pina featuring Wim Wenders, who'll introduce the film and participate in an onstage Q&A afterwards moderated by Spectrum Dance Theater's Donald Byrd. Tickets to this special screening are $30 and can be purchased here.
In thrilling news from Olympia, house bill 2558, which would allow adults to buy and drink alcohol at the movies, is getting some amendments:
1. Multiplexes can apply for a license, but only one room can be booze-friendly.
2. The definition of "theater" has been broadened from cinema to: "A place where motion pictures or live musical, dance, artistic, dramatic, literary, or educational performances are shown."
The bill also requires a "minor control plan" to keep children sober, but doesn't specify what that would look like.
(The background to the bill is here—basically, legislators from the Vancouver area introduced it because a renovated movie place down that way wants to get into the brew 'n' view business.)
In other brew 'n' view news: Central Cinema, the Central District's beloved TV room since 2005, recently realized that it was in an awkward legal situation after the Washington State Liquor Control Board rewrote a rule in 2010. The rule change states that if you're a movie theater selling hooch, "no minors would be allowed on the entire premises at all times." Not just when they're serving alcohol—ever.
Kevin Spitzer, who runs Central Cinema, says that would cut at least a third out of his business: The theater has family sing-along events, cartoon programming, children's films, hosts neighborhood parties, serves as a de facto classroom for the Reel Grrls education nonprofit, and lots of other family- and kid-oriented stuff.
That's basically what this is saying, right?
Harrison Ford is lining up to make a surprise return to the role of Rick Deckard in Ridley Scott's Blade Runner sequel, Twitchfilm reports. Ford is apparently in early talks to return as the replicant nemesis in Scott's forthcoming followup to his 1982 sci-fi classic.
They're going to keep making these shit sequels and prequels as long as you keep shelling out money for them, folks.
(Thanks a lot, Slog tipper Ben.)
Ben Gazzara—the actor best known to '50s audiences as Brick in the original Broadway production of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, and best known to '70s audiences as part of the Cassavates team, and best known to '80s audiences as Road House supervillain-in-scrunchy-boots Brad Wesley—died Friday. Here's the New York Times obituary.
Frankly, it’s shocking that nobody has made a found-footage superhero film before now. Both genres have experienced an explosion in recent years, and the low-budget aesthetic of found-footage narratives (the classic example is The Blair Witch Project, the most recent is the Paranormal Activity series) makes the requisite special effects of a superhero movie much more affordable. Someone finally did the math, and about, say, two years later than expected, we have Chronicle, a found-footage movie about three teenage Seattle boys who gain superpowers after discovering a mysterious glowing subterranean artifact.
The bad news is that Chronicle drops the ball on the found-footage front. The trick of these sorts of movies is that the narrative has to explain why all the relevant events ended up on camera; the second half of Chronicle violates that rule in a major way. The good news, which is far more important than the bad news, is that Chronicle is a fun, riveting superhero flick....
(Keep reading.)
The good folks at the Science Fiction & Fantasy Short Film Festival were kind enough to ask me to help judge this year's SFFSFF, which means a few months ago, I got to watch 21 neat, strange, nerdy short films from around the world. Lindy West, who helped judge the SFFSFF last year, told me before I agreed to be a judge that the quality of the films at SFFSFF were remarkably high, and she was right; I thought maybe only one of the movies was a total bust, 12 of them were very good, and 8 of them were phenomenal. Here's a trailer for the festival:
They're showing all 21 movies tomorrow at the Cinerama in two screenings. Those two showings are sold out. But! A special encore screening of ten SFFSFF films is happening on Sunday at noon at SIFF Cinema. If, like me, you don't care about the Super Bowl, this is your perfect nerdy afternoon diversion. Go buy tickets now.
The short this week is Maikoiyo Alley-Barnes’s “Felt,” a short film/music video for Shabazz Palaces. What this video makes clearer than previous videos is that Shabazz Palaces represents cultural laboratory that is South Seattle. Shabazz Palaces is black nationalism weaved into the expanding global fabric.
Remember the terrible bomb of a movie that was Atlas Shrugged, Part 1? It's okay if you don't. It was filmed on a sub-soap-opera-episode budget and it made like six dollars at the box office. (If you'd like to know what it was like, I reviewed it for you.) When it finally came out on DVD, the most hilarious typo ever led to an embarrassing recall. I thought this was the last we'd hear about the Atlas Shrugged movie.
Not so! The producers of Atlas Shrugged, Part 1 took advantage of the occasion of Ayn Rand's 107th birthday today to announce that they're going to put out a sequel. And Democrats better watch out, because this sequel to a terrible movie that basically nobody ever saw is going to have a big effect on the presidential election, according to conservative entertainment news site Big Hollywood:
Ayn Rand may have a voice in the upcoming presidential election if the folks behind the “Atlas Shrugged” series have their way.
“Atlas Shrugged Part 2,” based on Rand’s iconic 1957 novel, begins principal photography in April in Los Angeles, Colorado, and New York. The film’s release window is October 2012, roughly a month before the presidential election.
I can only assume that the budget is actually going to somehow be smaller than the first film. Which will be extra-hilarious, because the part of the book covered in the second movie is when all the strange sci-fi shit starts happening. Bring it on!
Kathy Fennessy gives a rundown of the upcoming season.

Lindy West smells Oscar™ in this week's Concessions:
When they released the nominations for the 84th Academy Awards (airing February 26 on ABC), I ran-not-walked to the cineplex to watch best-picture nominee Hella Close and Grippa Loud: The Tom Hanks Hamstravaganza Never Forgetstival Brought to You by Fig Newtons™. Because, I'm sorry—a whimsical, feel-good 9/11 drama about an autistic-ish child (NAMED OSKAR—coincidence!?) coming to terms with senseless tragedy and the impenetrable void of death, starring Tom "Fucking" Hanks? That's like if Schindler's List banged Forrest Gump and they had a baby, and then that baby banged every other Oscar movie ever (Jesus, get a grip, baby!), and then that baby had a baby, and then they all had to go on Maury Povich's show to figure out who was the father of the baby's baby ("Maury, I am 98 percent sure I'm NOT that baby's baby's daddy!" —Driving Miss Daisy), and then it turned out that the real father was [SUPER SECRET SPECIAL SURPRISE GUEST] Amelie the whole time!!! Then everyone's divorced parents got back together, everybody ate Fig Newtons (Oskar loves Fig Newtons SO MUCH YOU GUYS), and Extremely Tom and Incredibly Hanks was retroactively awarded every Oscar in every category since the beginning of time. The end.
That's not really the end. Go read the whole thing here.
Like many of my fellow Americans, one of my memorable wha? moments when I was a young naif, first traveling in other countries, was the realization that grown-ups in pretty much every other place in the world were allowed to drink in movie theaters.

You went to the concession stand to get your popcorn (or whatever weird snacks were popular in whatever country you happened to be in), your soda, your coffee... and your booze: beer, wine, small jars of Slovak liquor that tasted like gasoline to sip-'n'-grimace through a showing of As Good As It Gets during which almost nobody in the cavernous Soviet-era theater watched but just talked through. Whatever you wanted.
Now Washingtonians have the chance to live the dream. A new bill, sponsored by Rep. Jim Moeller and Sen. Craig Pridemore (both D, from the Vancouver area), will allow a "theater" (defined in the Senate bill report as "an establishment in which feature motion pictures are regularly exhibited") to get beer and wine licenses so you can drink while watching a movie.
Why would two guys from Vancouver sponsor this kind of bill? The Colombian newspaper has the big scoop.
Kiggins Theatre owner Bill Leigh has poured hundreds of thousands of dollars into fixing up and reopening the downtown Vancouver landmark. He hopes a new bill proposed by a Southwest Washington lawmaker will help him attract more patrons by allowing him to serve alcohol in the theater’s auditorium.
That's democracy, people, working for you. I imagine Seattle voters would like this bill to pass as well—what's good for the movie-watchers of Vancouver is good for the movie-watchers of Seattle!
Or are they pretty much cool with being annually called out on their racism? Or do they just do it for the free publicity? (If that's the case, sorry for contributing.)
Once again, Vanity Fair's big ol' "The Newest/Coolest/Freshest/Hottest People You Should Look At Right Now" cover, which is almost always a fold-out, puts all the people of color on the folded part that you can't see on newsstands. AGAIN. Jezebel breaks down their history of it, with photographic evidence:
In 2008, it was Zoë Saldana and America Ferrera.
...
2005: Rosario Dawson, Ziyi Zhang and Kerry Washington, on the right and not the left.
2004: Salma Hayek and Lucy Liu, on the right and not the left power panel.
...
In 2001, no black ladies were pushed aside because no black ladies were photographed!
But it's so, so worth the outrage to see those 1995 and 1996 covers, right? (No, seriously, go look.)
The short for this week is Gretchen Burger’s “Cover.” What Burger has to say about it: “This is a short non-fiction video I made with Cap Kotz of Cappy's Boxing Gym that explores what it means for a boxer to find and maintain cover.” The short is simple, crisp, and elegantly edited. Once again we discover the whole human universe in a tiny corner of our culture.
Speaking of short films, beginning tonight (and ending on February 2), "Howard From Ohio"...

2. And yet, opinion is mixed on whether "He's Jar Jar Binked us again." While representation is great—it's great simply to see so many black actors in a giant Hollywood picture; there are something like 15 airmen roles—they're still stuck holding down a crappy movie.
3. On the other hand, Lucas has said that if Red Tails does well enough, he'll give Tuskegee Airmen the Star Wars treatment and turn it into a series. (The condescension here is palpable, yes.) The airmen will return home and rediscover the racism they've flown their way out of in the friendly skies of World War II, where they win even racist hearts with their exceptional heroism. (Note: All Germans are still Nazi pigs, with Nazi pig hearts that are not won over.) Could the homecoming story be a better movie?
4. A Seattle designer, Good Wear Leather, created 18 of the bomber jackets that appear in the movie—14 for actors and two for stuntmen, then two for actual pilots flying the planes, Good Wear's John Chapman told Worn Out columnist Marti Jonjak. Good for Good Wear, which specializes in re-creations of historical jackets: "1942 in a box."
Gothamist shares the story of the NYC screening of Martin Scorsese's Hugo that was plagued with problems, including two film-stopping projection malfunctions before the audience was made to watch the film's climactic 30 minutes overlaid with preshow advertisements. Enjoy the hilarity below.
The Gothamist report focuses on the crowd's anger, but in the video it sounds like they're having a great time enjoying the stupidity. (All attendees were given refunds and free passes to another screening.)
Seriously, look at this thing:
Full info on the fest here.
Attention, kids, stoners, and stoners with kids: You will all find plenty to love at this year's Children's Film Festival Seattle, starting tomorrow and running through Feb 5 at the Northwest Film Forum. Here's the adorable trailer:
And here's some key info:
This year's festival will begin on Thursday, Jan. 26 with the Seattle premiere of Michel Ocelot's "Tales of the Night," a film that wowed audiences at this year's Berlin Film Festival. The festival fun will continue on Friday, Jan. 27, with a rockin' pajama party for ages 3 and older, featuring a sneak preview of animated films from the festival, and a concert by Caspar Babypants, a high-octane kids' band fronted by Seattle music legend Chris Ballew, of The Presidents of the United States of America. Other Festival highlights will include "Fire and Ice," a retrospective of animation from Russia's famed SHAR Studio and Animation School, founded in 1993 by a group of top Russian animators; a live performance of "String," a new theater piece for very young audiences by Seattle movement artist Mary Margaret Moore; and of course our popular Pancake Breakfast.
Full Children's Film Fest info here. For a preview of tomorrow's opening night film—Michel Ocelot's gorgeous Tales of the Night—proceed after the jump.
This phrase—credited to a critic/entertainment reporter whose name I can't recall—appears in a television commercial for the new Mark Wahlberg thriller Contraband.
See the full list of Oscar nominations here.
The short for this week is Kahil Joseph’s “Black Up,” a “short film that portrays a fever dream induced by the music Shabazz Palaces.” Shot in New York City and Puerto Rico, “Black Up” is the second numinous film Joseph has made with Shabazz Palaces—the first hiphop act to be signed to Sub Pop.
What one commenter had to say about “Black Up”: “If Terrence Malick had grown up in the hood, this is what the Tree of Life would have looked like.” I personally think "Black Up" is better than all of The Tree of Life, but the point made is meaningful. Malick wants to capture that area of life that knocks any ordinary moment of life out of the ordinary. Joseph work does capture such moments, but in a context that's utterly urban.

Terrific news: Lynn Shelton's Your Sister's Sister—her first film since the beloved Humpday—has been announced as the opening night film for the 2012 Seattle International Film Festival. From the official press release:
Your Sister’s Sister, written and directed by Seattle’s Lynn Shelton and starring Emily Blunt, Rosemarie DeWitt and Mark Duplass, will be the centerpiece of SIFF’s 38th Opening Night Gala and Red Carpet Experience, which will offer an exclusive screening of the film before it hits theatres this summer through IFC’s Sundance Selects.
I saw Your Sister's Sister last autumn and really enjoyed it. Of course the acting's lovely (especially Rosemarie DeWitt, who you might know from Mad Men) and the whole thing's based around a sisterly relationship of a type I've never before seen on film. (That sounds salacious, but it's more of a humane and idiosyncratic thing.)
Congratulations, Lynn Shelton and SIFF!
They're showing Doggie Woggiez, Poochie Woochie, which is evidently a collection of VHS-converted video involving dogs, to Central Cinema. More over here.
The movie Aquadettes premieres at Sundance.
Aquadettes from California is a place. on Vimeo.