
Posted by news intern Ben Steiner
I know what you're thinking: "How I wish there was some unpaid intern somewhere who worked all day, unpaid, posting awesome events for me to go to on a News-and-Politics Events Calendar." This is a wild fantasy, of course, but it turns out it's true.
What would you find if you clicked on that link? Well, I'm glad that you asked:
A Lecture on Bullying: Featuring Dan Savage and Emily Bazelon, author of Sticks and Stones, on April 29 at 6:30 p.m.
A Discussion on the Trials and Tribulations of Face Transplantation: Did you even know face transplantion was a thing? Now you do, and you can find out how awesome it is at this discussion on April 25 at 7:30 p.m.
A Food-Filled Cinco de Mayo Funplex for Adults: Featuring beer, margaritas, music, and the city's best food trucks, all at the Food Truck Rodeo. The event is on May 5 (obviously), and starts at noon.
And!
Fun Stuff Happening at Babeland: Including an Earth Day celebration where you get to make your own flogger, happening on April 21 at 1 p.m., and a panel discussion on raising your children without sexual shame, the following Sunday April 28, beginning at 10 a.m.
This is just a taste of all the awesome stuff on our News-and-Politics Events Calendar. Check it all the time and never be bored again.
Need a break from feeling just awful about Boston? If you want to look at some photos from the 'Mo-Wave Festival this past weekend, they are here and here.
This statement just arrived from the mayor's office:
A fireworks show on the Fourth of July is a civic tradition. I, like many Seattle residents, was disappointed to learn last week that there would not be fireworks this year at Gas Works Park. That’s why I am delighted to announce that we are working with Seafair and the Seattle Metropolitan Chamber of Commerce to craft a new and sustainable plan for Fourth of July fireworks in Seattle. I am optimistic that we will indeed have fireworks this year in our city. I thank Seafair and the Seattle Metro Chamber of Commerce for their commitment to Seattle and for their leadership. We will announce more details soon.
Oh my, it is an election year. Next he's gonna can the police chief or something...
Posted by news intern Ben Steiner
You: Bored, sitting on a computer all day, wishing there were something to do.
Me: Sitting on a computer all day posting awesome stuff for you to do on our News & Politics Event Calendar.
The Calendar: Stuffed full of city council hearings on aPodments, galas packed with liberals, lectures on crony capitalism, touching documentaries, immigration reform rallies, and HAND-JOB LESSONS!!! (And then there's lots of totally top-secret stuff that I can't post on Slog or I'd have to break your legs but you can look at over here.)
Now: Go to the Stranger's News & Politics Event Calendar and enjoy life more than ever before. Want to suggest a news or politics event for the best calendar on earth? E-mail me.
Posted by news intern Ben Steiner
Seattle Works is a local organization devoted to connecting people to meaningful, career-building volunteer opportunities in the non-profit sector. Like the non-profits they serve, they need your help to stay funded. That's why you're going to sign up for Seattle Works Day, held on Saturday May 18 starting at 12 p.m.
Your day will start at noon when you will join a team of other volunteers for a few hours of awesome volunteer work. There are all kinds of projects you can join in on, and they range from organizing a library at Sanislo Elementary to working at ROOTS Young Adult Shelter. Then, at 3:30, you will go to the Seattle Center's Fisher Pavillion for food, drink, fun, and a free T-shirt. Who knows, you might even make a new friend. All for just $30.
Sign up here.
(Like what you see? This is just one of many awesome events we are posting all the time on our news-and-politics events calendar!)
I think they do! Check out some of these funtime folks from last Saturday's Penumbra Beer Bash. More photos (and a video posted by a fellow named Brian Behrens) after the cut...

Posted by news intern Ben Steiner
If you, like me, religiously attended Jewish summer camp growing up, you have a Fear of Missing Out (FOMO). You can't eat because somewhere in the city, kickball is happening. You can't sleep because ditto goes for talent pageants. Fighting FOMO is tough, but I have a little trick for fighting this pervasive fear. Come closer and I'll tell you.
Closer.
My secret is called The Stranger's News-and-Politics calendar, which handily tracks all the fun politics and newsy events you don't want to miss. Come closer and I'll give you a taste.
Closer.
Even closer!
Well, at least what some of the Seattle Bike Expo looked like, this past Saturday afternoon. All photos by Molly Bauer. More after the jump...


So, there's a new "nightmare bacteria" surfing the immune systems of four percent of U.S. hospitals and 18 percent of its nursing homes. It's nightmarish because it often doesn't respond to "last-resort antibiotics" called carbapenems. The fatality rate is reportedly about 50 percent in people who contract serious infections. Some more:
Although CRE bacteria are not yet found nationwide, they have increased fourfold within the United States in the past decade, with most cases reported in the Northeast.
Health officials said they're concerned about the rapid spread of the bacteria, which can endanger the lives of patients and healthy people. For example, in the last 10 years, the CDC tracked one CRE from one health-care facility to similar facilities in 42 states.
One type of CRE, a resistant form of Klebsiella pneumoniae, has increased sevenfold in the past decade, according to the CDC's March 5 Vital Signs report.
"To see bacteria that are resistant is worrisome, because this group of bacteria are very common," said Dr. Marc Siegel, clinical associate professor of medicine at NYU Langone Medical Center in New York City.
So, basically, Washyourhandsington.
Posted by news intern Ben Steiner
Sanctions are tightening and loosening, threats are flying, and the only infographics available to explain the ongoing conflict with Iran is Israeli prime minister Netanyahu's 5th grade-level bomb illustration. Reliable information on Iran is becoming increasingly difficult to come by.
That's why you should go to "Iran: the Nuclear Impasse and the Prospect of War," at 7 p.m. on Thursday at Capitol Hill's St. Mark's Cathedral. While there, you will hear from a panel of local experts on why they believe "negotiations are the only path to resolve conflict with Iran. Military confrontations and acts of terror like assassinations and cyber-terror will fail."
Speakers will include local activist and author of Tikun Olam, Richard Silverstein; president of the Iranian-American Council's Washington chapter, Reza Firouzbakht; and the former president of United Nation's Association's Seattle chapter, Dick Blakney.
No war, no sanctions. Diplomacy is the only solution.
(PS — This is one of dozens of AWESOME EVENTS that appear on The Stranger's very own hot-buttered, fudge-slathered politics-and-news calendar.)
What is going in these photos, and/or JUST WOW! Check out even more photos, on the Stranger Flickr, shot by Molly Bauer.
Posted by news intern Ben Steiner
Don't just spend your Valentine's Day eating chocolate and reading The Stranger. Spend it challenging rape and rape culture with One Billion Rising. Organizers are "inviting ONE BILLION women and those who love them to DANCE, RISE UP, and DEMAND an end to this violence." Show your solidarity with One Billion Rising today between 4 and 7 p.m. at Westlake Park in downtown Seattle. There will be dancing, dance performances, and a brand-new dance for everyone to learn!
Posted by news intern Jocelyn Macdonald
At 3:30 p.m. today, a small crowd of people will be rallying outside of the downtown Wells Fargo building on Third Ave to demand that the bank process one man's rent check and—more importantly—allow him to buy his foreclosed house back.
The nonprofit SAFE (Standing Against Foreclosure and Eviction in Washington) is organizing the rally on behalf of foreclosed homeowner Jeremy Griffin. Griffin, who lost his job during the economic meltdown caused by banks like Wells Fargo, was foreclosed on in November but is still living in the house pending eviction.
Wells Fargo was unable to auction the house at market value recently and is holding on to the property. Now Griffin has a good job again and wants to make rent payments to the bank. He's even ready to buy back the house at market value. But the same bank that foreclosed on him for not paying his mortgage is now unwilling to accept his money.
If you're free this afternoon, stand with Griffin, SAFE, and the rest of the homeowners who've been shit on by the big banks at 999 Third Ave, at 3:30 p.m.
If you want more celebrity bullshit posts, post 'em. And please note that the two Seahawks posts were by regular actual employees of The Stranger, and one of them was so disdainful as to actually constitute a Golden Globes post.
And the Seahawks game was more important: There's a Golden Globes every year. The Seahawks do not make the post-season every year.
Photos from last week's Garfunkel and Oates performance at Snoqualmie Casino, and a party to celebrate The Stranger's arts and performance quarterly, A&P.

Marbles: Mania, Depression, Michelangelo and Me is an incredible and beautiful book (read the first chapter here.) If you missed Forney presenting it, at the Seattle Public Library a few weeks ago, you might seriously consider going to Elliott Bay Books tonight, at 7 pm.

Also, check out Ellen's latest interview, from new local radio station Jet City Stream's Michael Shrieve...
Ski-bunnies and snowboard geeks! Tomorrow, Saturday, from 5-7 pm, The Stranger is hosting a Queen Anne pre-func for the brand new Warren Miller film Flow State.
We'll be giving away THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH of lift passes, boots, jackets, and other ski gear to folks at SOLO Bar (200 Roy Street). Play ski games to win prizes—all free. Happy hour food & drink specials should make it extra awesome—Solo serves up delicious food (order "The Randizzler!")
Here's plenty of ideas, from "Seattle's Sexiest Halloween Party!" Have yourself a looky-loo! Photos may be NSFW.
Posted by news intern Al Jacobs
When you think of drones, you probably think of the RC airplanes that kill people in faraway lands.
Fortunately, killer drones aren't included the Seattle Police Department's plan to use the unmanned aerial aircraft for police work. SPD says they'll use the two drones to monitor crime scenes and track missing persons, but some Seattle residents and the ACLU of Washington are concerned about drones compromising peoples' privacy (e.g., the identities of domestic violence victims being captured on tape and then subject to public disclosure requests).
So, to dispel misconceptions about their drone program, SPD brass are hosting a Q&A this Thursday, October 25th at Garfield Community Center from 6:00 to 8:00 p.m.
There, you'll have the opportunity to ask the SPD questions about its plans to police from the city's skies, and Assistant Chief Paul McDonagh will be on hand to alleviate (or further aggravate) your concerns about the department's drone program.
The original Mistress of Cleavage the Dark is signing autographs at Seattle's Champion Party Supply, from now, until 8 pm. One photo, and one signature per person. Get in line!
Posted by news intern Chelsea Kellogg
If you're one of those "independent thinkers" who doesn't rely on—or altogether trust—our handy SECB endorsement cheat sheet (due out this week, squee) to fill out your ballot, tomorrow's your shot to personally vet a herd of candidates before you vote.
On Tuesday, October 16, the nonpartisan, nonprofit group, the Seattle City Club, is hosting a booze-filled soiree for people who want face time with this season's hottest* candidates. The booze-gnosh-political-party-platter begins at 6:30 p.m. at the Seattle Center Armory (305 Harrison St.).
A whole array of political frenemies will be attending the bash, including:
Ron Bemis, candidate US Congress (7th CD)
Representative for Jim McDermott, candidate US Congress (7th CD)Bob Hasegawa, candidate State Senate (11th LD)
Kristin Thompson, candidate State Senate (11th LD)Reuven Carlyle, candidate State Representative (36th LD-1)
Noel Frame, candidate State Representative (36th LD-2)
Steve Strachan, candidate King County Sheriff
John Urquhart, candidate King County SheriffSheryl Gordon McCloud, candidate State Supreme Court (Position No. 9)
Yes on 1240, Charter Schools Initiative
No on I-1240, Charter Schools Initiative
People for our Public Schools, No on I-1240, Charter Schools InitiativeVote No on I-502, Marijuana Legalization
New Approach Washington (Yes on I-502), Marijuana LegalizationPreserve Marriage Washington (No on Referendum 74), same-sex marriage
Washington United for Marriage (Yes on Referendum 74), same-sex marriage
If you're afraid of missing the 6:00 p.m. Presidential and 8:00 p.m. Gubernatorial debates, don't worry—they'll be broadcast at the Armory. And if the alcohol gods favor us, we may see a smack down (or at least some involved yelling) by the end of the night.
*Debatable.
You can be the first of your friends to see HUMP! in Seattle. Thursday, November 8th, is the first of the Seattle screenings, and they're selling out quickly. Get your tickets online at www.strangertickets.com.
Come early or stay after to enjoy drinks and fun company in SIFF's temporary HUMP! Lounge. Ooh, and as with every screening, don't forget to vote for those winners! Who will take home the cash and the glory this year?

The Stranger is hosting free parties for all the debates, for voting, and on Election Night. We'll start with the voting party, which is a new thing. Look at this pretty ad for it:

It speaks for itself, I suppose, because that's what ads do. But did you see all the nifty pols who are going to be there? A congressman, the mayor, sociable city council folk, and so many more. Rob McKenna has not replied to our invitation. So vote with us—and every politician but Rob—on October 23 at that gay-ass new club called Q (it looks neato in there).
Debates! There are three more of them, and if the last debate served to warn us, they are best experienced among company who can talk you out of suicide and within a few paces of a bar. They're all at Havana and the schedule goes: vice-presidential debate on Thursday, October 11 at 6:00 p.m.; presidential debate in a town-hall format on Tuesday, October 16, at 6:00 p.m.; and a presidential debate on foreign policy on Monday, October 22 at 6:00 p.m. Our first debate party at Havana was crowded, so get there early for a drink. Doors at 5:00 p.m. We'll live-blog the whole thing.
Finally, join us at the Showbox downtown on Election Night! Doors will open at 4:30 p.m. for the first results—as they roll in from the East Coast. We'll be there till we have Washington State's results for gay marriage, legal pot, and Rob McKenna's career. There is so much for us to share.
The Stranger is hosting free parties for all the debates, for voting, and on Election Night. We'll start with the voting party, which is a new thing. Look at this pretty ad for it:

It speaks for itself, I suppose, because that's what ads do. But did you see all the nifty pols who are going to be there? A congressman, the mayor, sociable city council folk, and so many more. Rob McKenna has not replied to our invitation. So vote with us—and every politician but Rob—on October 23 at that gay-ass new club called Q (it looks neato in there).
Debates! There are three more of them, and if the last debate served to warn us, they are best experienced among company who can talk you out of suicide and within a few paces of a bar. They're all at Havana and the schedule goes: vice-presidential debate on Thursday, October 11 at 6:00 p.m.; presidential debate in a town-hall format on Tuesday, October 16, at 6:00 p.m.; and a presidential debate on foreign policy on Monday, October 22 at 6:00 p.m. Our first debate party at Havana was crowded, so get there early for a drink. Doors at 5:00 p.m. We'll live-blog the whole thing.
Finally, join us at the Showbox downtown on Election Night! Doors will open at 4:30 p.m. for the first results—as they roll in from the East Coast. We'll be there till we have Washington State's results for gay marriage, legal pot, and Rob McKenna's career. There is so much for us to share.
Greetings: I was wondering if you had a list of psychic or metaphysical fairs that occur in Washington throughout the year and dates, times, and places of where they occur. Thanks.
Ray Weatherford
That calendar is long retired. We laid off the metaphysical affairs editors years ago, after the Medium Depression. Can anyone help Ray out?

This Saturday brings not one but two high-octane events starring America's most beloved radio host.
At 8 pm at Benaroya Hall, Ira Glass presents Reinventing Radio, which he describes thusly:
Basically, it's me standing onstage talking about what we're doing on the radio show, how it's different from other radio shows, and I play examples. Onstage, I've got an iPad, and I can play clips and music from the show, and basically re-create the sound of the radio show as I stand there—the scoring, ambient sound, quotes—so as I describe the stories, I can make them appear out of the mist and narrate them live. That's it. It doesn't sound like the most emotional or hilarious description, but I swear that in practice that it is!

When we set this up, I was totally going to spend months thinking through what kind of music to play and really do an awesome job. And now I realize I've got to do all that in the next week. I was going to make a whole study of this! I was kind of looking forward to spending months working on it, going to friends who listen to a lot of new music, and really thinking it through—and I have done nothing. Fortunately for me, everything Dan plays is infected with a kind of Broadway-show-tune showiness, so even when it's not a show tune, it is a show tune in its immortal soul. So even with my lax preparation, I believe I will best him.
Full Ira Glass interview here.
That amazing sentence comes from the worst wedding story we'll hear all year (I hope).