
Two different devastated Seattle sandwich-lovers sent us the terrible, terrible news: I Love New York Deli in the U-District is closed forever.
An employee at the original Pike Place Market location, which remains open, confirmed the closure. Ace Stranger reporter Grant Brissey says, "This is true. The place was gone, overnight, and not just gone—gutted. Counters, kitchen equipment, everything." Brissey photographed the tragic scene:

We've been unable to reach owner Jon Jacobs to inquire about WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY?????? and express our sorrow. We've called and called! Stranger sandwich expert Paul Constant says this turn of events and the failure of the promised 24-hour Capitol-or-First-Hill branch of I Love New York Deli to ever appear are dual blows from which he may never recover. "This is terrible, terrible news," he says.
In the very-thin-silver-lining department, we've meanwhile discovered that I Love New York Deli has a sister shop called Big Apple Deli in Maple Valley, so if you know where that is and ever have to be there, you can at least get a great Reuben.
After the jump, the detailed sorrow of the two Slog tippers.
Michele Bachmann has withdrawn her dual Swiss citizenship, according to Devin Henry on Twitter.

Hah! Your move, President Obama...if that is, indeed, your real name.
The CIA thwarted an ambitious plot by al-Qaida's affiliate in Yemen to destroy a U.S.-bound airliner using a bomb with a sophisticated new design around the one-year anniversary of the killing of Osama bin Laden, The Associated Press has learned.
The plot involved an upgrade of the underwear bomb that failed to detonate aboard a jetliner over Detroit on Christmas 2009. This new bomb was also designed to be used in a passenger's underwear, but this time al-Qaida developed a more refined detonation system, U.S. officials said.
The FBI is examining the latest bomb to see whether it could have passed through airport security and brought down an airplane, officials said. They said the device did not contain metal, meaning it probably could have passed through an airport metal detector. But it was not clear whether new body scanners used in many airports would have detected it.
A couple thoughts:
1. Don't expect those airport body scanners to go away anytime soon. The TSA is going to be leaning on this story for many months to come.
2. Fair or not, Mitt Romney is going to take another hit in the foreign policy department.
Ninety woman have filed a lawsuit in King County Superior Court this morning (Melissa Mackey vs. Rob McKenna) alleging multiple breaches of professional ethics by Attorney General Rob McKenna in his conduct of the lawsuit seeking to overturn the Affordable Care Act (ACA). The plaintiffs seek both declaratory and injunctive relief, declaring that McKenna is subject to and has violated Rules of Professional Conduct (the legal profession's ethical code) on multiple counts, and compelling McKenna to both file corrective pleadings before the US Supreme Court reversing his assertion that the individual mandate is not severable from the rest of the ACA, and... well... to tell the fucking truth.
A press conference is scheduled for 10:00am this morning at the YWCA in Belltown. Cienna is on the scene, and will report back later.
I gotta say, I was a little skeptical when I first got word of this suit that it would amount to anything more than a one-day stunt. But after reading the brief and supporting documents (available here on attorney Knoll Lowney's website), it sure does look like they got McKenna by the short and curlies. I don't have the legal expertise to predict the outcome, but the arguments are compelling and the facts simply devastating to McKenna's reputation as a lawyer.
The case in a nutshell is that McKenna, in his official capacity as the state's attorney, has repeatedly stated that it is in the interest of the state and its residents to only invalidate the individual mandate, leaving the rest of the ACA intact, while at the same time repeatedly submitting pleadings and filings on behalf of the state arguing the exact opposite. McKenna has publicly claimed that he was "overruled" by a "majority vote" of the other attorneys general, which this suit labels an "egregious violation of his ethical duties." Under the Rules of Professional Conduct McKenna is duty bound to his clients' interests, his client being the residents of Washington State (including the women named as plaintiffs in this case, many of whom will be denied lifesaving health care if the ACA is overturned), not 13 male attorneys general from other states who, according to the suit, have "no moral standing to decide the fate of women's health care."


12:35 pm: A few minutes ago, the windows of the Wells Fargo at Fourth and Seneca were smashed, Brendan Kiley just called to report. Right as the protest at Westlake started, a bunch of people changed from street clothes into all black. After the windows were smashed, there were some other protesters not in black yelling, "This is not helping, this is not helping!" Now the protesters have started marching down Fifth Avenue toward the library.
12:44 pm: The windows of the courthouse at Sixth and Spring have just been smashed. Black paint has been thrown against the walls, a highway flare was set off, and there was some confusion after Pheonix Jones attempted to stop some protesters from throwing rocks at the windows. "Things seem to be a little more chaotic here," Brendan says. "The group has kind of broken up. Somebody has some kind of injury, I'm seeing protester medics. No pepper spray or tear gas yet. But I've got a feeling it won't be long."


12:54 pm: The windows at Home Street Bank on Sixth Avenue have been smashed. So have the windows at NikeTown at Sixth and Pike. They also broke American Apparel's windows and hit them with paint bombs and smashed the rear windows of several cars parked on the street. They've also spray painted "Proteltariatism" on the outside of Barney's New York. Fidelity Investments has spray paint that says "Foreclosed." Smashed a window at Starbucks and a glass door and a window at Verizon as well. Then the police and demonstrators with sticks had a melee involving pepper spray. Then people dispersed.


1:00 pm: KIRO has live, ongoing video coverage here.


1:27 pm: Goldy's at Westlake and reports: "It's your run of the mill Occupy gathering in Westlake right now. There's music playing over the PA and there's a porta potty people are lined up at. It looks like what you saw last fall." When he asked someone at Westlake which Wells Fargo window was smashed up, the person said, "A Wells Fargo window was smashed up?" There's a distinct divide between the people in Westlake and the people who did the damage. Whoever did it came and went, but the bulk of the crowd stayed in Westlake.
1:35 pm: This just in: "The only pepper spraying that went on was not by the cops but by the superheroes, according to the person at the first aid station in Westlake," says Goldy. Here's what Westlake looks like right now:

1:43 pm: Cienna Madrid reports, "I ran into Slog commenter Baconcat, who was pepper sprayed by Phoenix Jones. Baconcat was taking pictures at the courthouse and Phoenix was screaming at the group, 'I'm not against you guys, I'm here to keep the peace and protect this historic building,' and then took them out with pepper spray. Baconcat says his eyes are dry as hell." Tear gas went off shortly thereafter; it's unknown if the tear gas belongs to the "superhero," too. "Beware: Phoenix Jones is still on the loose. But it's still peaceful here in Westlake."
1:53 pm: "Wells Fargo on First Hill is in lockdown," reports Stranger staffer Joel Schomberg, who just walked by. "They looked at me strangely because I'm wearing black today."
2:05 pm: At Sixth and Pine, ten cops are suiting up in riot gear. Everything is calm right now, but obviously they're anticipating more to come.
2:15 pm: The mayor is set to speak to the media at 2:15 p.m., but that could be delayed a bit because of the chaos of the day. Here's video of the press conference:
3 p.m.: "This is what we spoke about Friday," Seattle Mayor Mike McGinn said at his press conference just now, referencing his earlier warnings about violence at today's May Day protests.
He and Seattle Police Chief John Diaz said there have been two confirmed arrests already, with more expected as the marches and protests continue. McGinn singled out "black bloc" protesters for engaging in a lot of the violence, and said he would be issuing an emergency order to take away the weapons they've been using—particularly flag poles, tire irons, and pieces of wood. “When they move rapidly, disperse quickly, and his multiple points, it’s hard to react," McGinn explained.
So, he continued: “Using the emergency powers of the mayor’s office, I am issuing an order for the limited purpose of giving police the authority to confiscate items that can be used as weapons... We are concerned that the group gathered at Westlake may choose to march again... Having this order will allow us to approach people before the march begins, in order to confiscate items that can cause property damage or cause injury to others.” He said the order would be effective for the duration of the May Day protests only, and only in the downtown area. “The First Amendment uses of five-foot-long, three-inch-wide sticks is outweighed today by our desire to protect public safety and confiscate weapons," McGinn said, adding that he'd ordered the police to act "swiftly and aggressively" to prevent more violence.
“We will be asking for the highest charges possible for these individuals," Diaz said of those arrested. “Some of these people think it’s fun and games. It isn’t.” Asked what he would say to tourists caught off guard by today's events, and downtown workers whose routines have been disrupted, McGinn said: “We’re sorry this had to happen in this beautiful city. We’re going to do our best to keep this city safe.”

3:21 pm: Another march has started northbound up Forth Avenue in the middle of the street. "A big piece of corrugated metal or something just landed in the street," Brendan reports, standing near Seneca. He reports that a contingency of people is chanting, "We're here, we're queer, we're unicorns, and we'll fuck you up!" The mayor just declared a state of emergency and said anything that could be used as a weapon, including the poles protesters' flags are attached to, will be confiscated to maintain the piece, but there are "still lots of flags—I can see two or three dozen," Brendan reports. Cienna Madrid is up at Fourth and Virginia and reports there are about hundreds of people marching up there, flanked on both sides by cops in riot gear. "Everything's peaceful so far," she says.
3:23 pm: A concerned parent wrote in an hour ago to tell us, "Madrona K-8 (and I'm sure many other schools closer to downtown) just cancelled after school programs, and bus service for kids is expected to be delayed by 1 to 2 hours, due to the shenanigans downtown. Awesome."
3:44 pm: The mayor's emergency order is here for the reading.
3:48 pm: All the marching on Fourth Avenue has ended at Seattle Center and is now congregated around the freshly painted John T. Williams pole. Cienna Madrid says the crowd is chanting, "No borders, one nation, stop deportation." Brendan Kiley reports they're also chanting, "Honor the dead and fight for the living." There are no reports of fighting or violence at Seattle Center.

4:29 pm: The group has picked up and moved on from the John T. Williams memorial and now they're marching down First Avenue back toward Westlake. They're currently at First and Lenora, Brendan reports. Police have been taking away sticks and flag poles from people, which has provoked yelling from the demonstrators. There have been a few tense moments when the demonstrators stopped and locked arms. Police have been yelling at demonstrators to keep their distance from officers. People are popping pink balloons filled with glitter. "Looks like they're trying to glitter bomb officers in some way," Brendan reports.
4:45 pm: "On Pike between First and Second," Brendan reports, "a melee broke out when police detained somebody and other protesters shouted, 'Let him go, let him go!' And 'All cops are bastards!' People started throwing things at the police—it started with a paper airplane and crumpled up pieces of paper, then I don't know what, then police charged into the crowd and grabbed a few people. Now protesters have surrounded police, who I think are detaining people or holding them but I can't see through the crowd. In the past five minutes, I've seen police in riot gear uncapping their pepper spray and police coming onto the scene with tear gas guns. Protesters are holding Pike Street between First and Second. Some of them are putting on gas masks. Looks like they might be gearing up for a confrontation."
4:45 pm "Two men are hastily drilling plywood over the windows of Bank of America at Westlake," Brandan reports.
5:28 pm Aaron Pickus, spokesman for Mayor McGinn, tells Eli Sanders that the mayor activated the city's emergency operations center after the press conference earlier today, is in there now, and will be staying as long as necessary.
5:34 pm Frizzelle reports from Fourth and Pine (this is Eli receiving reports now, by the way) that there's a large, chanting, Occupy-ish thing going on.
"The police chief (the police chief)," they're saying. "And the mayor (and the mayor) are spreading rumors (are spreading rumors) that we're the bad protesters (that we're the bad protesters) and we can't let them do that (and we can't let them do that)."
Frizzelle says the group is a bunch of people in normal clothes interspersed with guys in ski hats with bandanas over their faces.
5:50 pm Brendan reports that the crowd has moved back to Westlake, where there's currently a standoff between a line of protesters and a line of police near Macy's. He just spoke with 15-year-old Liam James Baig, who lives in north Queen Anne. Baig said he was injured in the forehead by a police officer's wooden baton during a standoff in front of Pike Place Market. "Somebody got arrested," Baig to Brendan. "We gathered around. Someone threw a bottle (glass or plastic) and the police started pushing and hitting with wood batons." Baig's small gash was later treated by protest medics.Brendan adds: "The mood has been getting more and more intense all day, with police and protesters yelling at each other, protesters flipping off cops, calling them pigs, telling them to fuck off... I don't know, but I am suspecting that things will become more confrontation as the evening comes. They are moving to Wells Fargo soon, and they are telling parents and small children to stick together in the march."
5:55 pm What Paul Constant thinks. "Based on what I've seen of the coverage, this General Strike is being blown out of proportion by almost every media outlet in town (and a few around the country, too)."
6:02 pm Frizzelle reports that the protesters are now marching down Third Avenue, led by a woman on a bicycle with a giant—"giant"—unicorn horn coming out of her helmet. Also spotted: Commuters trapped on a Metro bus, watching and looking bored as marchers occasionally tap on their windows.

6:24 pm Brendan reports: "We're northbound on Fourth and Marion. The group left Westlake, passed by Wells Fargo, and has now met up with the immigration reform march. Looks like they're headed back to Westlake. Every bank the march passed was heavily guarded by police officers—and the steps to Wells Fargo were blocked off by yellow tape. Several police officers and men in suits stood at the top. The crowd is banging drums, chanting, and I would say the mood is still tense but nothing has happened yet. There's a pickup truck towing a trailer with a big, red pretend jail with people inside. A man dressed as a rodeo clown is standing on top swinging a lasso and playfully catching people in the streets. The float seems to be about immigration reform."
6:38 pm Now a total of 8 arrests, says the SPD.
6:42 pm Brendan reports that the protesters from earlier in the day have now merged with a large immigration march that just arrived downtown. "The crowd has completely filled Madison between Second and Fourth Avenues," he texts. "Lots and lots of people here."
A brass band is playing. "Sign on the bell of the tuba says 'Borders blow,'" Brendan writes. "The music is making the mood more festive... A man is giving a speech in Spanish atop a stage in the intersection of Second and Marion. Behind him is a banner saying 'We the People' in old, Revolution-era font."
According to Brendan, an SPD officer estimated the current size of the crowd at around 1,000 people.
6:51 pm We are not unique today. However, Seattle does account for a lot of the photos on MSNBC.com's slideshow of May Day rallies around the world.
6:56 pm The mayor tweets that he won't be able to attend the immigration rally, though he'd wanted to. "Events dictate that I need to be at the EOC."
7:00 pm At the immigration rally McGinn is missing, Brendan reports, speeches are in Spanish and English, and largely concern "secure communities," the e-verify system, and Wells Fargo.One speaker said: "The bank funds the jails." Another speaker said: "Wells Fargo makes money by dismantling Latino families." Another speaker talked about how she was taken from her small children after being detained because of her immigration status. Another speaker talked about labor, saying, "The only reason we have undocumented workers is to keep the wages low. If they could be documented, they would join unions!" It seems like the numbers have thinned some, Brendan says, perhaps because of the rain.
At one point, some of the Westlake demonstrators began chanting: "Whose streets? Our streets!" The immigration protesters responded by chanting, "Si se puede!", drowning out the other chant.
7:13 pm Brendan reports that at Second and University, a group of protesters just got in a verbal confrontation with a dozen or so police officers. The protesters were angry because, they said, the officers had arrested one of the protest medics while he was walking down the street.Jordan Eisen tells Brendan that he saw officers point out the medic at the immigration rally. Another protest medic named Mike Munro says he was walking with the arrested medic and one other person at Second and University. He says around a dozen police officers then surrounded them with guns drawn, told the arrested medic to get on the ground, and cuffed him. That's when the protesters gathered and began shouting.
"I've been buddied with him most of the day," Munro says, "and he's been nothing but helpful. He hasn't done anything wrong." Eisen suspects the police arrested him because he was present at the window smashings at the courthouse earlier today. But, Eisen notes, the arrested medic was encouraging protesters to not smash windows. "But, he was the closest to the broken window," Eisen says.
8:14 pm Reports of Occupiers meeting downtown to declare today a success. Meanwhile, the city's emergency operations center, which Mayor McGinn had been hunkered down in, just announced it is closing down for the night "as crowds at Westlake Center dissipated and planned protest events resolved peacefully."
Also: "The Seattle Police Department will continue to monitor and respond to public safety threats as they arise." (At least they seem to be keeping a good sense of humor about it all.)
Oh, and if you're missing your sharpened stakes, metal poles, shields, hammer, pry bar, rocks, paint, "makeshift barricade with jagged edges," modified traffic barrel, or lighters—check the SPD Twitter feed.
8:26 pm Brendan was at that closing Occupy meeting, and reports: "The mood at the day's final general assembly meeting at Westlake was calm but happy. People talked about upcoming meetings and work groups, and a few people took the people's mic to say that they had come down to thank the protesters after seeing the demonstrations on TV.
"Word around the meeting was that the medic who was arrested earlier had been released without charges. Information is pending on the legal status of the other arrestees.
"As I walk home through downtown, I see workers covering up fancy storefront windows with sheets of plywood. I asked one of the workers if everyone was boarding up for the night. He said, 'Yes, windows are expensive and we are not.'"
SIFF runs May 17-June 10. Stay tuned for tons more info. (And find visual updates—including ten-minute blasts of some of this year's SIFF films—at SIFF TV.)
Today, travel industry consultant Maureen Judge, most famous at Stranger headquarters for divorcing Goldy, announced her bid for Mercer Island's 41st District Senate seat against Republican incumbent Steve Litzow.
This is unsurprising news. Yesterday, my suspicions were aroused when I overheard Goldy (of all people) bragging about having "sexual relations" with a state senator. The pool's just not that large, folks.
Like all King County progressives running for office, Judge is running on a pro-reproductive rights, pro-environment, pro-education platform. “The budget Senator Litzow supported this session would have gutted another $43 million from K-12 education and his votes killed the Reproductive Parity Act," Judge said in a press release. “This is why I am running for this seat. Women and kids deserve better than elected officials who put party above people.”
As the former Executive Director of the Washington Toxics Coalition, she helped pass state legislation in 2009 that banned harmful toxins out of baby bottles, children’s products, and sports bottles.
Her resume also boasts ties to NARAL Pro-Choice Washington, the King County Conservation Voters, the Starlight Children’s Foundation—a nonprofit serving seriously ill children and their families—and (of course) divorcing Goldy, a level-headed move sure to play well with the district's more conservative voters.
UPDATE: Goldy disputes my lede, saying he "never had sex with that woman." Their daughter could not be reached for comment.
At least he did according to the Pulitzer Prize's website. They didn't call in advance.

Here's their description of Eli's piece.
And here, just in case you haven't read it yet, is Eli's feature "The Bravest Woman in Seattle."
Here's a follow-up piece by the subject of the story, Jennifer Hopper.
In this week's review of Balagan Theater's Death, Sex, Paul Constant notes that its two-hour intermission isn't such a good idea:
Though the program promises you "nine 10-minute comedies," you should be warned that on Friday and Saturday nights, Balagan Theatre splits the nine short plays of Death, Sex into two programs—the first five show at 8 p.m., the rest at 11 p.m. The audience is informed before the eight o'clock show that if they bring their programs back after a nearly two-hour "intermission," they can get into the other four plays for free. This is a remarkable (many would say stupid) amount of trust to put into an audience.
Last Saturday, I was the only person in the stands for the late show...
A few minutes ago, this email from Balagan arrived at Stranger HQ:
Just wanted to give you the heads-up re: Death, Sex: For April 12-14, we cancelled the 11pm shows and people attending the 8pm shows will see all nine comedies. Thanks for reviewing the show!
Paul liked a few of the short plays and loathed some others, but favored the ones by Wayne Rawley and Kelleen Conway Blanchard, two of my favorite Seattle playwrights.
Twitter is abuzz with the news that Rick Santorum is probably suspending his presidential campaign this morning. Santorum called a special press conference, and I'm going to live-Slog it as soon as it happens.
UPDATE 10:56 AM: You can watch along with me right here:
UPDATE 11:03 AM: If you don't have video where you are, I'll be live-Slogging the speech after the jump. It should be starting in ten or fifteen minutes.
This is what my family calls a "well-dressed roast" (check out its trendy knickers!). It comes fresh this weekend from nature's oven to yours.

Discuss.
You left it near Broadway and Madison on one of those oldfangled parking meters:

So my iPhone tells me. Looking for details....
UPDATE: US Geological Survey is reporting a 7.9 "preliminary" magnitude earthquake centered near Guerrero, Mexico, at a depth of 6.2 miles.
UPDATE, UPDATE: In an update, the USGS now reports a 7.6 magnitude quake, 10.9 miles deep, and 150 miles east of Acapulco.

No reports yet of damage.
Or so the AP news alert on my iPhone tells me.
According to campaign insiders, US Representative Jay Inslee (WA-01) will announce that he is stepping down from Congress to focus full time on his campaign for the Washington governorship, confirming earlier speculation. Inslee's resignation will be effective March 20th.
As for the timing, campaign insiders tell me that this wasn't an easy decision for Inslee, but that the recent partisan meltdown in Olympia pushed him to make the move sooner rather than later. No doubt Republicans will attempt to spin this as an act of desperation or a sign of weakness, but with two recent polls suggesting Inslee has climbed into a tie, it seems more an effort to take advantage of the momentum Inslee already has. In any case, it's got to be seen as bad news for Inslee's Republican opponent, Rob McKenna, who has up until now enjoyed the advantage of being able to campaign full time, while Inslee has had to split his days between here and the other Washington.
This is shaping up to be the most hotly contested gubernatorial race in the nation, and it will take a full time campaign to win, so no doubt a lot of Dems will be relieved to hear today's news.
Here we are in the midst of Super Tuesday and I just found out that, in the unlikely event that Hell freezes over and Americans elect Romney in November or a load of Santorum to lead our nation, our gentle neighbors to the north will not be offering all us hand-wringing liberals and butt-fucking gays political asylum.
Fret not: I'm currently researching which countries do still offer special visas for American liberal cowards. Just in case.
Dim your monitor and then click here for more.
This morning, a certain Mike McAllister wrote to warn me:
Hi Brendan,
I noticed that you haven't registered for the "Leveraging Technology to Solve the Top Regulatory Challenges of 2012" webinar this week, and wanted to send you one last reminder. I know you'd benefit from the content, so even if you can't make the live event, register for it anyway, and we'll send you the link to view the recorded version on your own time.
Wow! What an offer! I've always, always wanted to leverage technology to solve the top regulatory challenges of 2012—ever since I was a tiny chunk of meatloaf, suckling on my mama's teat, leveraging technology to solve the top regulatory challenges of 1981. This webinar might be my dream come true!
But then again... what if this is some kind of scam? It's the internet after all, and I've never heard of this Mike McAllister. Who knows what kind of shenanigans he might be up to?
It's the mother of all dilemmas! What should I do?
It's real, and the official announcement is happening now. $290 million private money, $200 million public contribution (county/city split), with guaranteed revenue to pay off the bond. Debt payments guaranteed, and the whole deal is contingent on getting both NBA and NHL teams.
As good a deal as any city has gotten in a long time. Details coming...
UPDATE: Honestly, objectively, and not just because I'm a hockey fan itching for an NHL franchise, this really does look like a damn good deal for the region and taxpayers. Assuming it actually happens.
The New Jersey Assembly has just passed the marriage equality bill with a vote of 41-33. It now proceeds to the desk of Gov. Chris Christie (R), who has promised to “swiftly” veto it.
Mark my words: This is going to come back to haunt Christie in a big way.
...I've been tasked with telling you how today's court decision re-confirming the unconstitutionality of Prop 8 affects me.
The answer: It's nice! I love when sanity prevails and is upheld, and both the parsing of the constitution-flouting elements of the Prop 8 legislation and the rejection of the notion that Judge Vaughn Walker should have recused himself from hearing the original appeal because he's a real-live gay are great.
But it doesn't change anything about my actual California marriage, in the same way that Prop 8 didn't change anything about my actual California marriage, just made it so other same-sex couples couldn't get their own same-sex California marriages. As I wrote at the time:
[Prop 8] did nothing to my marriage other than render it a novelty item, one of the 18,000 same-sex weddings performed during 2008's 18-week window of legality, the ridiculous arbitrariness of which will figure into all legal challenges to Prop 8 forever. I'm happy to be part of this klutzy march toward equality, and I'll be happy to watch it struggle onward for as long as I need to.
Hurrah for sanity and progress and onward. (And I'm super curious about the points brought up by Eli at the end of this post.)
At least, that's what the AP is reporting. Developing...
UPDATE: Dom's got a link to the Komen foundation's official statement.
Had Komen held to its original decision, Republicans in congress would have been emboldened to hold firm to their demands to fully defund Planned Parenthood. But now, after this massive show of popular support, you can be pretty sure that it is Democrats who are emboldened to have Planned Parenthood's back.
But to be clear, this isn't just a huge victory for Planned Parenthood in particular, and women in general. This is a huge victory for the broader progressive community, in that it finally got its shit together to effectively push back against the creeping right-wing conspiracy.
Activism works. Who knew?

According to an eye witness, they just crossed the road.
There's an even blurrier iPhone photo of both of them after the jump.
The United States Justice Department filed charges against MegaUpload today, calling the file-sharing service an "international organized criminal enterprise allegedly responsible for massive worldwide online piracy." Founder Kim Dotcom and three MegaUpload executives were arrested today in Auckland, New Zealand at the request of the US government under provisional arrest warrants, and the DOJ describes three other execs as "at large."
The complaint alleges that MegaUpload, founder Kim Dotcom, and his team are responsible for $175 million in "criminal proceeds" and "more than half a billion dollars in harm to copyright owners." Specifically, Kim Dotcom and six of his executives are charged with running "the Mega conspiracy websites" under a business model "expressly designed to promote uploading of the most popular copyrighted works." The DOJ also says MegaUpload also developed its uploader rewards program as a means of laundering money.
More information here. Combined with yesterday's protests, this is sure to keep online piracy issues in the conversation for a good long while.
And that heart is in grave peril:
Ex-presidential candidate John Edwards has a life-threatening heart condition that will require surgery next month, his doctor told a judge presiding over Edwards' upcoming court case over possible campaign violations.
Every time I'm reminded of John Edwards's existence, I get mad all over again that he knew he was a ticking time bomb of ethical and financial problems and he still tried as hard as he could to convince Democrats to vote for him. Let's hope he gets better soon, so he can go straight to jail for a long, long time.

Also, in last year's installment, Lady Crystal predicted this:

Today brought this news report:
McDonald’s and two other fast-food chains have stopped using an ammonia-treated burger ingredient that meat industry critics deride as “pink slime.”
NEVER DOUBT THE POWER OF LADY CRYSTAL.
The old Foghorn Leghorn cartoon has never, to my knowledge, been discussed in The Stranger's editorial offices. But when Charles compared a local politician to Foghorn Leghorn five minutes ago, the room exploded in panegyrics to and imitations of the old Southern chicken.
The arts editorial staffers never unanimously agree on anything except the very basics. (Like, you know, "murder is generally a bad idea.") The fact that so many of us share a deep affection for Foghorn Leghorn is a freak phenomenon, an extreme mathematical improbability.
As Grant said in the middle of the excitement and the I do declare!s: "He's a straight shooter."