Hurry up and EXPRESS YOURSELF.

As the philosopher Madonna once asked: “Do you believe in love? And if so, have you got something to say about it?” If you’d like to express yourself, The Stranger would like to help. Every year, we publish our readers’ valentines—online and in print. We want yours to be included, so get cracking!

Submit your valentine RIGHT HERE. The deadline is TODAY at 5 p.m. Act fast: We can only promise that the first 2,000 valentines we receive will go into next week's paper.

The Fine Print: No jerks, no stalkers, no last names, no phone numbers, no kissing. Just kidding. Kissing is fine. One valentine per customer, please.