RIFF RAFF He wanted to be Michelangelo. The Ninja Turtle.
  • RIFF RAFF He wanted to be Michelangelo. The Ninja Turtle.

The 2014 highlight reel, from Sharon Van Etten to 2Chainz, and everyone in between.

50. Will there be mud baths and juice bars? You bring the mud, I'll bring the bath. Actually, don't bring mud. —Snoop Dogg

49. What time is it for you? It's a hundred years in the future. Yeee. Neee-neee. —Yo-Landi Vi$$er, Die Antwoord

48. Will you marry me? It's my day off, so no marrying today. —Sharon Jones

47. Have you ever fended off a charging rhino with your beard? Yes. That was the late '80s. —Billy Gibbons, ZZ Top

46. I picture you soaring through the air like a giant eagle. Or maybe you're something odd, like a gopher. I like the idea of the golden eagle. —Yanni

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