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Christmas comes early. This time out, Frothy isn't going to focus so much on slapping birth-control pills out of the mouths of sluts or attacking the marriages of couples whose genitals aren't as diverse as Frothy might like. No, he's going to reach out to blue-collar workers... by attacking immigrants:

Santorum argues that the reemergence of immigration as an issue will work in his favor because he takes a tougher line than many other Republicans do. “I take the approach that immigration policy in America ought to be about Americans,” he said. “The principal focus of immigration policy is not about the rest of the world. It’s about us.”

It's hard to imagine a much tougher line than "self-deportation," round them all up, and "build the damn fence." What's to the right of the GOP's current immigration proposals? Firing squads? Soylent Green? And a campaign built around attacking immigrants is a strange position for someone who claims to worry about whether "the Republican Party has a future." I mean, considering the demographics and all.

Also, too, Rick Santorum still has a Google problem.