I don't know how many former Beatlemaniacs creep the click-baited digi-pages of "Slog Out," but for those of you who do, this website, The Beatles (as presented to us) Never Existed, has uncovered the TRUTH about a now 50-year-old sham which we know as the Beatles!! From the height discrepancies to the differences in the Scouse lads' EYEBROWS (teeth and ears coming soon), you can SEE the proof with your very own eyes the Beatles were nothing but LIES!

This is a serious subject, not a joke, and this site is here to expose the actions of those who exploited these young men and defrauded us their fans. It is to defend the honor of everyone involved who did not take part in it willingly. It has become apparent to us in this extensive and painstaking research that there were never just four individual people known as "John", "Paul", "George", and "Ringo" who comprised one rock 'n' roll band known as "The Beatles", and rose to fame as the world's first supergroup. For all intents and purposes as far as we can tell, no one such group ever existed.

The author of the Beatles (as presented to us) Never Existed hypothesis posits that the physical variants in "the Beatles" suggests they were clones, or, perhaps, ROBOTS!? Um, "they are too similar each time to be explainable as human doubles (even with surgery because that doesn't account for the other nuances), yet too different to be the exact same person." Wow. My mind has been blown; suddenly my day is night and my night day. Gah! And here I thought the biggest Beatles controversy was sonic issues, like mono vs. stereo or US vs. UK pressings!