WHO DOES NOT LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT? Well, the hilarious Billy Eichner really loves Taylor Swift. And he proves it by writing and performing the ultimate Taylor Swift song on Conan, called "Glitter and Ribs"—in fact, the song is SO good, that if Taylor Swift doesn't perform it herself, she's a idiot. Although I'd never say that out loud because I love Taylor Swift and WHO DOES NOT LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT? (If you're short on time, the song starts at 1:15.)