This morning, J.J. Abrams announced that the first trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens will only be 88 seconds long. He also announced that it would be showing in select theaters this Friday. Then, Disney revealed that the trailer would be showing before every single movie playing at 30 theaters nationwide for the whole weekend.

The Seattle theater showing the (very short) new Star Wars trailer is Thornton Place, up by the Northgate Mall. So if you want to see a teaser trailer for a movie that won't be out until next year, you should go to Thornton Place, buy a ticket for a movie (may I suggest Birdman?), and then try not walk out as soon as you sit through the entire 88-second experience. Or you could wait until maybe next week, when the trailer will likely be on the internet and available for repeat viewings whenever you want.

In related news, this trailer for Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace—a trailer, remember, that so many people were so excited to see, back in the day—looks super-cheesy now, doesn't it?