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At Gorditos Healthy Mexican Food (213 N 85th St, 706-9352) in Greenwood, they serve something called the burrito grande ($9.30). It's not healthy. Well, that's not fair. It's a perfectly healthy meal if, like 99 percent of the population, you choose not to eat it in one sitting. Three very hungry adults, or six peckish nursing-home residents, could be satisfied by a single burrito grande. But if, like me, you're in that special 1 percent who see these particular kinds of proudly outsize menu items as a challenge, a saucy slap across the face, you will, like me, order a burrito grande and wrestle the whole thing into your mouth. Like me, you will know sorrow…

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