Actually, because of the addition of new GWAR frontwoman Vulvatron, we asked: What's a more powerful tool for destroying your enemies—a GIANT PENIS SWORD or BREASTS THAT SPEW BLOOD?

"Booooooooooobs! Boobs that shoot lots and lots of blood—it's so GWAR!"

(left) "The boobs, please." (right) "I think the giant penis sword would be a better, more immediate death—versus drowning in boob-blood. The penis sword is more humane."

(left) "Boobs that shoot blood, 'cause, I mean, we're at a bloody GWAR show." (right) "I'd like a penis sword... More fun for a woman to have a big, fat penis... sword."

"Oh, definitely the boobs."

(left) "I guess I am probably already more proficient with a penis." (right) "I think I would like to have the penis sword too, please!"

"The giant penis sword. Dude."

(left) "Blood-shooting boobs!" (right) "Oh me too, I'd want the boobs."

"Those GIANT Vulvatron boobs! You just don't see giant boobs like that nearly enough."

"The giant penis! Oderus Urungus's dick is immortal. THE IMMORRRRRRR-TALL PEEEEENISS!"