Sophie: EDM-obsessed party monster Kyle Fleck vividly describes her music as "the club equivalent of a creepily smiling Jeff Koons sculpture."

Silent-Reading Party: Looking for a more silent way to spend your evening? Yes, so am I. And we're in luck, because on the first Wednesday of every month (today, according to my initial estimates), the fairly lavish Fireside Room at the Sorrento makes itself a host to silent readers.

Sauerkraut: I feel in my heart that this is one of the healthiest foods one can eat. There's a free class on how to make it happening at an upscale grocer in Queen Anne tonight, sort of around where the sculpture park is.

Penny University: Organized by Anne Focke, it's a community conversation on the changing nature of work. You can read more about it in this piece Charles wrote. The event is tonight at Town Hall at 5:30 p.m.

Wine: Apparently there's a wine sale at Grocery Outlet. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

And the rest.