Please transport me there right now.
  • Please transport me there right now.

God, it's gross out—all muddy and cold and slippery. Good thing the silent-reading party is tonight. In case you're unaware, the reading party is where you bring something to read (to yourself, silently) while a musician plays music and waiters bring you things and a fire crackles in the fireplace. The musician tonight is Paul Matthew Moore on piano from 6 p.m to 8 p.m. It's free, it's all ages, and it happens in the Fireside Room at the Sorrento.