Errr, rather, write a haiku about the feelings you have for THE FANS of the Seattle Seahawks. Here are some samples, to get your poetry-brain fired up:

Football what the fuck?
It's just a big waste of time
12th man is a sham

Give each team a ball:
They won't have to fight over
one - everyone wins!

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hawks hawks hawks hawks (pukes)

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