The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints' panties are in a twist over humanity's inability to properly respect their twisted panties. To help remedy the situation, the Church has released a video, which contains "more detailed information about the garments than has ever before been released to the public," according to Associated Press.

From the video:

Some people incorrectly refer to temple garments as magical or “magic underwear.” These words are not only inaccurate but also offensive to members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. There is nothing magical or mystical about temple garments, and Church members ask for the same degree of respect and sensitivity that would be afforded to any other faith by people of goodwill.

Note to the Mormon Church: When an organization devotes vast resources to ensuring an entire class of people remain second-class citizens and putting women in their place, it is totally fair game to make fun of what members of that organization wear. (See Tim Minchin's song about that motherfucking, power-hungry, self-aggrandized bigot in the stupid fucking hat.) If you'd like people to be more respectful of LDS customs, try removing sexism and anti-gay bigotry from your customs.