- Tonstartssbandht - surprisingly not as great of a Scrabble score as you might think.
Two White Guys: With a weirdly-named band, playing some trippy psych-rock, along with Mac Demarco & friends' weirdo side project Walter TV.
Two Funny Guys: Being funny for you at the Pocket Theater.
Two British Guys: Go to Italy, make some funnies and eat some food: surprisingly charming! Go check out The Trip to Italy at the scenic Crest.
TurkFest: At Seattle Center.
DJ Qbert's in Town: The legendary turntablist mans the 1's and 2's at Nectar this evening. Ch-ch-ch-check it out.
We'd be remiss if we failed to also mention that the Seahawks will play the non-controversially named St. Louis Rams today. And if that's not up your alley, here's a boatload of other fun activities.