See You Later, Asshole: Mark Driscoll resigned from Mars Hill Church. Dan Savage posted a video for Mars Hill-goers who are feeling bad about this whole situation. Most of you think Driscoll will get back in the pastor game somewhere else. Brendan Kiley talked to former Mars Hill insiders about what they think.

A Majority of the City Council Goes to a Swanky Resort: They were partying with the Seattle Chamber of Commerce.

Stop Panicking: If Ebola comes to Seattle, public health employees will let us know.

Seattle Observed Its First Indigenous Peoples Day: We celebrated. We investigated the possibility of more indigenous artwork for the waterfront. We told upset Italian-American folks to calm down about it, already.

Rising Rents Affect Everyone: Even college students. But do major employers have a voice in all this?

Did Mayor Murray's Office Discriminate Based on Gender and/or Race?: Rosalind Brazel, who is black, worked as press secretary for Mayor Murray. And check this out:

Brazel made $95,000.

One of her successors in the press secretary position, Megan Coppersmith, was making $98,000 in the same role, according to the mayor's office. Another, Jason Kelly, is making $100,000 in that role now. Both Coppersmith and Kelly are white.

Absolut Local National: A vodka giant is pretending to be a tiny Ballard-based micro distillery.

Bike Share Started This Week: Ansel Herz tells you everything you ever needed to know about our new communal bike seats but were afraid to ask.

Living Computers! Jen Graves visits a museum for computing.

The Politics of Ebola: Republicans are to blame for the inept American response to Ebola. Mark Zuckerberg donated a lot of money to the fight against Ebola, even though his company dodges taxes left and right. Rand Paul mocked important contraception research. Ron Paul thinks the free market will save us from Ebola.

Video Stores, Scared People, and a Lena Dunham Fan: This week, The Stranger interviewed staff at Scarecrow Video, people who just walked through the Georgetown Morgue Haunted House, and Mindie Lind, a local musician who was chosen to open for Lena Dunham.

The Seahawks Lost: And other observations by Spike Friedman.

"Ginger pubes represent." It's almost time to get your HUMP! on.

Nipper Vs. Motörhead: Sorry, but Motörhead's cover of "Louie Louie" is a dud.

Mystery Penis? Mystery penis!