But what does it all MEAN??!
  • But what does it all MEAN??!

Lena Dunham: The most famous person alive is in Seattle tonight, reading from her new book Not That Kind of Girl. It's sold out, but just so you know: she's here. While you're at the Genius Awards.

Melvins' Molten Rock: Will probably never cease, and King Buzzo is immortal as far as we know. Which is great, because you'll be at the Genius Awards.

Cocktails and Couture 3: Fashion, art, vision, cocktails, the latest from "exclusive and elusive known footwear enthusiast, James Grow," at Roq La Rue tonight. There will be all of the above as well, AND MORE (minus James Grow), at the Genius Awards.

It's Good That You Saw Bob Dylan Last Night: Because you're all booked up. But if not, he's pretty much an American treasure, and he's playing again tonight.

The Hygienic, Euphoric Rave-Lite of Slow Magic: At Neumos, for those of us "born after 1993."

Abdullah Rashim: Werks his magic at Kremwerk. And honestly, this show will probably go until two in the morning, so consider it the after-party to the party.

Here's pretty much everything else happening on this fine Saturday, but let's be honest: we all know what you're up to today.