First, Brunch: Happy Indigenous Peoples Day! It's one of the holidays when Cicchetti offers a special under-$10 Mediterranean brunch menu. Till 3 p.m. only, so hurry!

Then, 324 Minutes of Raw Nymphomania: That's about five and a half hours, and the length of the Lars von Trier's cuts of Nymphomaniac, parts one and two, which are being played back-to-back at SIFF Cinema Uptown tonight, starting at 6:30 p.m.

Naked Lunch: For fans of William Burroughs, beer, and local literature. Tonight at 7 p.m.

Dave Chappelle: Tonight's shows at the Neptune are sold out, but it looks like there might be some tickets to Wednesday's show at 9:30 p.m.

Get Down with Some Weird Sonic Science at Hollow Earth: Courtesy of Dead Air Fresheners, Karnak Temples, and Colour Out of Space.

Taylor McFerrin's Smooth Futuristic Soul: Shall captivate your earholes at the Triple Door.

And here's the rest of it all, y'all.