Guess what? The Grocery Outlet in the Central District is conveniently located on MLK and Union, just a short trip (HA!) down from the new Uncle Ike's, Seattle's second legal pot shop. Just five blocks away. This is great news, considering one of my all-time favorite Really, Really Stonedâą activities is spending 1-2 hours carefully walking through each aisle of Groc Out, examining the weird goods and singing along to the "Grocery Outlet Bargain Maaarket" jingle that plays on a cheerful loop.
To prepare for the opening of Uncle Ike's weed mart, I got stoned as fuck last night on a JuJu Joint (available at Ike's) and some other mystery pot I found in my desk, and found the best things you can buy at the Groc Out while extremely high. Good ideas, bad ideas, disgusting ideasâbut don't worry, everything is pretty cheap, so if you end up with a couple Professional Cantaloupe Keepers, at least you know you got them at a deep discount. (They also make great gifts? I'm hoping?)
- The Professional Cantaloupe Keeper! Makes a great gift for everyone you know.
- Lion Punch-Ball Critter: For kids who have never seen a lion, but hate them anyway.
- Oh high! Hahahahahahahahahaaa
- As seen on TV ;(
- Fame smells: Beyoncé Pulse, Purr by Katy Perry (looks like Halle Berry's Reveal Passion Fragrance is unfortunately sold out).
- Whooooaaaa, Root Beer Float Chips Ahoy, maaaaaan.
- DVDs you've been wanting to own but were waiting to see them all in the same pile.
- Sequin Rosé is the cheapest (and sexiest) "wine" the Groc Out carries.
- Bargain moisturizing gloves for your charred stoner hands.
- Not really an appetizing color, but something I could see eating an entire bag of. In private.
- Decorative! Gourd! Sale!
- "What To Drink When You Want To Think."
- Oh, good.
- Finally, Almond Roca-brand thick white alcohol!
- For a bath that smells EXACTLY like the gum!
- Popcorn Footballer, Popcorn Shaper. 'Nuf said.
