Are you fucking kidding me with this tweet? @CityhallTom #NedFlanders
— Terry Miller (@fakedanshusband) September 2, 2014
The lesson here: my husband maybe needs to work at sounding less like a jerk on Twitter—but Tom definitely needs to work at sounding less like a developmentally-disabled 12 year old. (Picnic was fun! My friends nice! Cookies!)