Let’s focus on the sleaze at hand: Tonight, the Eagle is throwing the Black Friday fetish party, and you definitely want to be there, you big whore. Now! There was a time, not long past, in which the raunchy old Eagle seemed to have lost its teeth and been tragically tamed from its deliciously salacious beginnings. However! I assure you that the old girl is back on the perverse pony and getting naughtier by the second. And tonight underscores that issue, and specifically celebrates all naughty things S&M and bondage and such. (BYOH—Bring Your Own Harness.) All kinksters and the kinky-adjacent are encouraged to get down and dirty and let their freak flags fly! With DJ Dana Dub and friends. Kinky, kinky friends. (You can have this beer when I’m done with it.) The Eagle, 9 pm, $5/free in fetish attire, 21+.
SUNDAY: MILK AT SEA, AND PINK PARTY PRIME
It's MILK at sea! (Or, more truthfully, at lake—Lake Union—but whatever.) Now, I know you know that these crazy yacht parties have become an institution this summer, and if you haven't, you'd better hightail your big gay fanny to one before the summer dies hard and you are left regret-filled and yacht-less forever. And since MILK is on this one, I think your choice is pretty obvious. Hot, scantily clad mens! Boozes! DJs! Drag queens! All trapped together on a boat. Imagine. (Management just kindly requests you don't get shitfaced and cannonball off the boat to your watery death, please, kthx.) Cohosted by the stunning and rather frightening drag coven known as the Markos Sisters!The Islander Yacht, 3–7 pm, $25 adv, 21+.
And later! It's the sixth annual Pink Party Prime! It's all bound up with this weekend's PAX gaming convention, and it's a rare opportunity for gay geeks of every stripe to emerge blinking from their game-holes. Game tables! Drinking! Dancing! Sexy, sexy cosplay! In fact, there's a $1,000 prize for best costume, and even a VIP lounge and dedicated gaming space, because, duh, it's a party for gamers. And that's what they do. Game. Featuring DJs Krot and Futurewife. Neighbours, 9 pm, $15/$30 VIP, 21+.