GRAVITY The widow-maker.

...or people who mountain climb should stop having families and friends, and definitely stop proposing to other people. From the Seattle Times:


My esteemed colleague David Schmader suggests that a.) only people who nobody loves should climb mountains, and b.) they should be required to take out an insurance policy that covers the costs of body recovery. (Related: Watch the video of the man who took his two children, ages 9 and 11, to climb the snowy, godforsaken, highest part of the Alps nicknamed "the Corridor of Death" narrowly escaping death on its corridor. Nice.)