This evening on Slog, sometime after Congressman Jim McDermott's notably early happy hour kicks off, we'll be bringing you all the hot primary night pettiness action we can find out there. (Plus updates on who's being un-electably stingy with the free drinks, and what Bothell—where Congresswoman Suzan DelBene is partying—is.)

Will Dave Meinert have to scuffle with anyone at the Pro-Prop-1 party he's hosting? Will the Anti-Prop-1 people finally call us back and tell us where their party is??? Will Sheley Secrest watch us with a wary eye after all this? Will anything be more exciting than the petrified walrus penis we found at a primary night party in 2010? Will we meet this guy?

Most important: Will we make it to 8:15 p.m., when tonight's results from King County Elections roll in?

We'll see. JOIN US!