Eli reminded you to vote this morning, but I just wanted to remind you again and give you reason #2,000,001 to vote today: FREE ICE CREAM!!!!


Molly Moon's Ice Cream says, via Instagram: "see this strip of paper? after you send in your ballot, bring it into any of our shops TODAY for a free single scoop!"

Related question: If you ask someone for their ballot stub, and tell them you want it for "no particular reason," and then you trade it for free ice cream, is that (a) voter fraud, (b) ice-cream fraud, (c) both, or (d) neither?