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Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Lunchtime Quickie: Shut Up, You Big Dummy Devil!

Posted by on Tue, Aug 5, 2014 at 12:01 PM

Is Satan always yap-yap-yappin' in your ear? He really is a big mouth jerk. But hey, now, THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT! With this new smartphone app, you can make that ole' "twisted serpent" Leviathan (Isaiah 27:1), finally drink a cup of SHUT THE HELL UP. No, really! Take it away, Kyle:

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  • Kelly O

Via Christian Nightmares. Bonus pic of a satanic Juggalo. You're welcome!

 

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Is that juggalo Aaron Paul?
Posted by ourkind on August 5, 2014 at 1:14 PM · Report this
IndicaDogwalk 2
Seriously? How depressing. These people actually believe in "the Devil"? The frightening thing is that these same people vote.

Posted by IndicaDogwalk on August 5, 2014 at 1:35 PM · Report this
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I am doing the mime whereby I stick two fingers down my throat, to indicate gag.

It's proof that there is no "Devil", because if there were, a sinkhole would open up and swallow this saccharine dude. It's all about action, not wordy babblage.
Posted by originalcinner on August 5, 2014 at 1:40 PM · Report this
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Who needs psychotherapy when you can have Scientology - oops, I mean Christianity?
Posted by Schweighsr on August 5, 2014 at 2:41 PM · Report this
Knat 5
"Because calling the app 'Stop Thought' would have been too obvious."
Posted by Knat on August 5, 2014 at 9:51 PM · Report this

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