You've probably forgotten about conservative welfare queen and self-appointed African American studies major Cliven Bundy, haven't you? I can't blame you. But he keeps saying terrible things:

Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy claims the April confrontation between the federal government and his armed supporters was part of an age-old spiritual battle between good and evil.

Bundy, a Mormon, told an Independent American Party gathering in St. George, Utah, on Saturday that God provided him personal inspiration in the showdown over cattle in Bunkerville, Nevada, about 80 miles northeast of Las Vegas.

So how far back does this go? Did God tell Cliven Bundy to not pay for federal land? Because that's the exact opposite from "render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's." Maybe God should've sent us a memo that he was changing His policy on that very important matter?

Did God tell Cliven Bundy to give a lecture about race relations in America? Because if so, that's a pretty fucked up thing to do, God. Does God really want a civil war because he believes the federal government is evil? Because that sounds a lot like what Cliven Bundy believes. Does Cliven Bundy think he's God? That seems to be the most likely answer here.