The 50 Shades of Grey trilogy aroused readers (and mortified critics) all over the world with its Twilight-lifted plot and its poorly written S&M romance. Next Valentine's Day, the film adaptation of the first Shades book will hit movie theaters all over America. The first trailer for the movie was released today. Here it is:

I think we can all agree that the slowed-down version of "Crazy in Love" on the soundtrack is a travesty. But what about everything else in the trailer?