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Monday, July 21, 2014

Headline of the Day: "Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife’s Death"

Posted by on Mon, Jul 21, 2014 at 5:18 PM

It, of course, is a story from Florida.

 

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MrBaker 1
Thank you.
Posted by MrBaker http://manywordsforrain.blogspot.com/ on July 21, 2014 at 5:27 PM · Report this
Max Solomon 2
sad. poor lady.
Posted by Max Solomon on July 21, 2014 at 5:44 PM · Report this
Gurldoggie 3
My new band's name is "Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight."
Posted by Gurldoggie http://gurldogg.blogspot.com on July 21, 2014 at 5:53 PM · Report this
Reverse Polarity 4
Wow. That might even rate a Headline of the Week. I suppose it's only Monday and the week is young. There are still 5 more days to come up with an even better headline, but this is a pretty high bar.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on July 21, 2014 at 6:00 PM · Report this
biffp 5
Last line:

Law enforcement officials are now searching for the recipient of Doster's blowie, as "he may be able to give us some good information as to exactly what occurred."
Posted by biffp on July 21, 2014 at 6:37 PM · Report this
6
Life imitates Carl Hiassen novels.
Posted by david jw on July 21, 2014 at 7:34 PM · Report this
venomlash 7
@_@
Posted by venomlash on July 21, 2014 at 8:22 PM · Report this
8
Wow. The amazing thing is that the headline could have been longer: "Nude Beach Gay Lover Blow Job Drunk Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife's Death."
Posted by omniart on July 21, 2014 at 9:20 PM · Report this
Sandiai 9
Manatee County, my heart belongs to you.
Posted by Sandiai on July 22, 2014 at 4:44 AM · Report this
10
Missing the reddit spreadsheet of why she denied him blowjobs.
Posted by girls have needs too on July 22, 2014 at 5:20 AM · Report this
11
I'm going to be the wet blanket and say that the wife's death renders this distinctly un-funny.
Posted by Clayton on July 22, 2014 at 5:52 AM · Report this
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Lissa 13
@12: Back again are you? New name, song's the same?
Yeah, off I go to Report This User.....
See ya.
Posted by Lissa on July 22, 2014 at 7:51 AM · Report this
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I take it police are looking for that guy because they want a blow by blow description of what happened.
Posted by Greenwood_Bob on July 22, 2014 at 5:29 PM · Report this
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http://askkissy.com/2014/07/husband-leav…
Posted by franzkefka on July 24, 2014 at 9:11 PM · Report this

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