- GARY GLORYHOLE
Among the freaks and weirdos we've got running around the mean streets of Capitol Hill (where the homos are jumpin' and the rents are too high) stands the inimitable, freaky weirdo known as Gary Gloryhole. You are familiar, of course. (You filthy pig.) Gary Gloryhole is the brainchild/next logical career step of one delightful Mr. Josh Hartvigson, a perverse local performer of some merit. Mr. Gloryhole makes frequent appearances at cabaret and variety shows about town, and can regularly be seen at Match Game every month at Re-bar. Also, he's hard to miss, as he's, um, a human glory hole. (We all know one.) Well, tonight is the night we celebrate all that is Gloreholian in this inspired, nasty gay bar event he's calling A Night of 1,000 Glory Holes! There will be Ade! And Anita Goodmann! And Gaydolf Hitler and DJ Pretty Baby! And if you wear a Gloryhole look-alike costume of your very own? (Whoops, I left mine at the cleaners...) Well. The best Gloryhole costume wins $50! How do people come up with this shit? Pony, 8 pm, free, 21+.