The Top 5 Reasons to Enjoy LARVETS
  • The Top 5 Reasons to Enjoy LARVETS
I-5 highway travel between Cali and Seattle, you need snacks. You’re bored of trail mix. Bugles are solid and tempting, but they’re sort of crack rock. And 3 Musketeers? No, especially with sun beating through the window on your left forearm as it cradles the melting nougat and plastic chemical wrapper of candy bar shit. One thing we know we’re getting is Strawberry Yoohoo in a bottle. Then we happen upon the worms. Larvets Cheddar Cheese Original Worm Snax. No nougat in there, just worm and cheese. There are many worms out there, don’t settle for cheap imitation.

Feel it all melding in your intestines. The worms swimming in the Strawberry Yoohoo like a cool breeze sliding down Mount Shasta across an open field. “Too Fast For Love” is on the stereo. The engineered strawberry flavoring, and the dusting of only the finest powder cheddar cheeses available in San Bernadino. Tommy Lee is on the drums and the milk product in the Yoohoo makes the worms plump back up. It’s almost like they’re reanimated, coming back to life, in your stomach. You feel squiggling in the strawberry cheese gravy as the highway rolls by. You’re a motherfucking firebird.