Sarah Palin, back in the three-month-window when people listened to her.
  • Sarah Palin, back in the three-month-window when people listened to her.

In an "exclusive" editorial for Breitbart.com—I'm sure the New York Times is pissed they lost the bidding war on this one—Sarah Palin says it's time to impeach President Obama.

The comments on "Palin's" "article" are the typical Breitbartian mixture of people who love Sarah Palin, people who think Sarah Palin is too liberal, people who actually believe President Obama is a gay Kenyan socialist sleeper agent, and plain unbridled hatred:

Probably not a good idea to incite the Throngs of Moonbats and blacks this close to election time....

Death would be so much better than impeachment.

Palin's large audience of highly influential people will surely take this editorial under consideration. Then they'll probably take some more generic OxyContin and pass out until it's time for the early evening Little Caesar's run, and by the time the second episode of Storage Wars comes on tonight, they'll have forgotten they ever skimmed the editorial in the first place.

(My eternal thanks to The Onion for the most amazing headline of all time.)