NEYMAR JR. Can he fire Brazil into the finals?

Fuck Ann Coulter. Today is July 4 and I'm going to spend it watching football matches—yeah, football. We're into the quarter finals now, meaning there are only eight teams left and they need to win every game if they want to lift the cup.

Today's schedule (Univision is no longer offering free webcasts, by the way):

9 a.m.: France vs. Germany (Germany wins 1-0)

1 p.m.: Brazil vs. Colombia (Brazil wins 2-1)


Let's see who survives.