Squeamish Sloggers are invited to skip this post—trigger warning for easily squicked folks with vivid imaginations—but it seems to me that the Hostess people (back in business since 2013!) really missed a marketing opportunity when they named these things. If they'd come up with something unique, something along the lines of "Twinkies" (which they went with instead of instead of Yellow Cake With Cream Filling), that hypothetical, alternate-universe name for this Hostess product would've caught on as gay slang for something twinkies do.

You're welcome, Slog.