• Brooklyn Benjestorf
Name: Thomas

Where: Via Tribunali

Buy Him A Shot Of: Lurisia sparkling water. "I don't drink," Thomas says. "I'm no derelict."

Ask Him To Make You: "Happy," he says (or an Old Fashioned.)

What He's Doing When He's Not At The Bar: "Balling out of control."

Words To Live By: "Don't watch me, watch TV."