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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

The Slippery Slope in Action

Posted by on Wed, Jun 25, 2014 at 5:59 PM


Do you love your car? Ever thought about marrying it? Well, now you can! Bring your car over to the corner of 76th and Greenwood and under a romantic black and white wedding arch you can marry that steel sweetie of yours, and get a memorable keepsake photo!

Marry your car celebration and photo contest begins right after the Greenwood Car Show on June 28th, 4-7 p.m. on the corner of 76th and Greenwood Ave North!. $10 to enter the photo contest (your wedding license fee) and you could win a $100 CASH prize for the best picture!


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yelahneb 1
I love my bicycle - what about us? Unless you're saying you don't recognize bicycluality
Posted by yelahneb on June 25, 2014 at 6:09 PM · Report this
You say "Nuns marrying Satan" like it's a new thing.
Posted by LMcGuff on June 25, 2014 at 6:32 PM · Report this
Will in Seattle 3
What @2 said
Posted by Will in Seattle on June 25, 2014 at 6:53 PM · Report this
Cats and dogs living together! MASS HYSTERIA!
Posted by Hanoumatoi on June 25, 2014 at 6:55 PM · Report this
dwightmoodyforgetsthings 5
Salt and Pepper are married. Haven't you watched Blues Clues?
Posted by dwightmoodyforgetsthings on June 25, 2014 at 6:57 PM · Report this
Posted by Beetlecat on June 25, 2014 at 7:09 PM · Report this
monkey 7
People who have sex with cars are called dragons.
Posted by monkey on June 25, 2014 at 7:20 PM · Report this
Posted by monkey on June 25, 2014 at 7:27 PM · Report this
very bad homo 9
Are the cars straight or gay?
Posted by very bad homo on June 25, 2014 at 8:01 PM · Report this
sasha 10
Anyone remember the Mercury Mistress?…
Posted by sasha on June 25, 2014 at 8:06 PM · Report this
stonato 11
@1 Bicycluals delude themselves; they love their bicycles and are totally committed- until a nice walk or challenging run comes along or a really cool bus (with a bike-rack: threesome!)

On this I agree with Mr. Savage, the dear boy.
Posted by stonato on June 25, 2014 at 9:10 PM · Report this
Urgutha Forka 12
Tell him about the Twinkie.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on June 25, 2014 at 9:21 PM · Report this
That's pretty idiotic but the nice thing about these people marrying their cars is that it STILL has no impact on me or my marriage. Just like gay marriages.
Posted by Root on June 26, 2014 at 6:02 AM · Report this
Pope Peabrain 14
I want to marry the Hubble telescope. It has such beautiful eyes!
Posted by Pope Peabrain on June 26, 2014 at 6:24 AM · Report this
sissoucat 15
@2 +1

The baby-murdering Nuns of Ireland have done it for a looong time.
Posted by sissoucat on June 26, 2014 at 7:19 AM · Report this
Cato the Younger Younger 16
My Jetta's cheating on me. So marriage? I'm about to dump the mother fucker!!
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on June 26, 2014 at 7:37 AM · Report this
Reverse Polarity 17
@11 wins the thread. Well played, sir.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on June 26, 2014 at 7:58 AM · Report this
Lo in the recent past the Prophet Santorum declared that it would be so and it came to pass. The one true path to the kingdom of heaven is through acceptance of the Santorum. Go fourth and spread.
Posted by BornAgainInBellevue on June 26, 2014 at 8:07 AM · Report this
--MC 19
I even find it in my heart to love Mike Love.
Posted by --MC on June 26, 2014 at 8:39 AM · Report this
Sir Vic 20
@2 I thought Nuns Marrying Satan was a winning HUMP! entry last year.
Posted by Sir Vic on June 26, 2014 at 9:17 AM · Report this
Paul Constant shopping at Amazon!
Posted by drawn on June 26, 2014 at 10:19 AM · Report this
rob! 22
@18 "Go fourth and spread."

And I thought sloppy seconds was bad.
Posted by rob! on June 26, 2014 at 10:49 AM · Report this
treacle 23
And you know, marriage traditionalists will both ignore and be all apologetic about this obvious affront to the tradition and sacred union of marriage, saying something like "Well, cars are important for FREEDOM, you hippie! Why do you hate God's America???"

Next they'll be marrying people to guns...
Posted by treacle on June 26, 2014 at 11:40 AM · Report this

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