Welcome gays and gay-adjacents to The Homo-ist Week of the Whole Damn Year! There is of course OH so much going on, and every inch of it will be exhaustively detailed in our annual Pride Issue on Wednesday. As you probably have already surmised, the Nark Magazine Pride Festival is leading the pack with several events, each more crammed with famous drag queens and guest DJs and sundry sparkly celebrities than the last. And it all begins Thursday with their biggest, Ben DeLaCremiest, Joslyn Foxiest event, Gender Blender. Here! Take a little peek...

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So! The takeaway from all this wonderful nonsense is that YOU WANNA GO (gurl, you must!), and I'm making it a little bit easier: simply retweet the following tweet by 10 AM TOMORROW MORNING, and we'll pick a winner of TWO TICKETS to Gender Blender at random. You know the drill. Homos! Start your tweeting!