I woke up and noticed that I'd received two text messages, at 5:20 and 5:34 this morning. Since none of my friends wake up before 10, I was concerned. On closer inspection, the phone number that sent the messages was not at all familiar to me. These were the texts:


Creepy! I checked the number online and it originated out of Kansas City, Missouri. I don't know anyone in the area who'd send texts like that as a joke. My first, paranoid thought was that it was someone who looked me up online and decided to try to save my soul. But on second thought, the message looks way too generic. Is this some sort of new spamming technique? I haven't written back in case this is a phishing scam. Has anyone else gotten texts that look like these? Or is God communicating via semi-literate text messages these days?