Are you sick of hearing about Eric Cantor yet? But wait, there's more:
Majority Leader Eric Cantor will step down as majority leader at the end of July, CNN reported on Wednesday.
There's reportedly been a long line of Republican lawmakers drooling over Cantor's position during the past twelve hours, and they're not willing to wait for the corpse to cool. Rumor has it that John Boehner is nearing retirement, and whoever gets majority leader is a likely candidate for speaker when that happens.